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2018-02-09 at 1:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Any bitch with a five head come fuck with me.
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2018-02-09 at 1:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-08 at 1:49 PM UTC in Anyone know where to buy jail clothes?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Here we have the stereotypical stripes. I always thought it was funny the vatos that would go out of their way to get the newest stripes that were super white and black.
"Ahh sheit nigga i be lookin fresh!"
You can like see them a mile away
You gotta stay fresh when you be getting visits from your 300 lb baby mama who been choking on Flacos dick since you been in jail. -
2018-02-08 at 1:48 PM UTC in Anyone know where to buy jail clothes?I want some clothes that fell off a jail truck.
But yes I am looking into committing a crime in my jail replica clothes. -
2018-02-08 at 5:58 AM UTC in Anyone know where to buy jail clothes?But no thanks. NEXT!
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2018-02-08 at 5:55 AM UTC in Anyone know where to buy jail clothes?
Originally posted by mmQ Commit a pretty crime with a small bail amount of which lands you in jail.
Allow yourself to get formally booked in and housed.
Pay your bail.
Leave the jail clothes under your regular clothes when getting discharged.
yw
This is what I'm going to end up doing if I can't get a set of jail clothing soon. But then I'd have to go to court and shit. And that's definitely more costly than I'd like it to be. But I'm all in on this jail roleplay hobby so if I must I must. Also they ask for those clothes, man. Thanks the input. -
2018-02-08 at 5:52 AM UTC in Anyone know where to buy jail clothes?You guys don't know how it feels to chill around the house watching tv in jail clothes. I once had a nice set but I sold them to another jail enthusiast during tough times.
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2018-02-08 at 5:49 AM UTC in Anyone know where to buy jail clothes?I think they will still have pockets. I need those jail pants that you have to put your hands in the waistbands for. I also need jail slides/shower shoes, fuck! Let me know if you can get those I want true rough jail clothes preferably new from an actual jail.
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2018-02-08 at 5:40 AM UTC in Anyone know where to buy jail clothes?I'm looking for:
Jail shirt
Jail Pants
Jail boxers
EDIT: jail shower shoes
Maybe a jail undershirt depending on price
No trustee or prison uniforms please
I have cash or other jail goods for trade (jail bowl, jail pens, jail toothbrushes)
But I'm looking for these clothes to do jail roleplay at home 2-3 times a week
Let me know thank you -
2018-02-08 at 2:13 AM UTC in San Jose
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume How is that place?
I might be cruising through there soonish
Any of you niggers ever been there?
How is the handsome and well tanned individual situation there?
How do the dispensary prices compare to Denver?
Is there a budding huwhite nationalist stoner otaku group I can hook up with?
There's one nigger in San Jose I have to salute. One thing I know about SAN JOSE is that you can get pulled over at a stop sign with meth in your mouth by a cop with a big chest that be doing pushups all the time. -
2018-02-08 at 1:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I'm thinking of hanging myself with a bungee cord
I guess you're not feelin' me
Not feelin' the energy
Baby girl, we can do plan A
Baby girl, we can do plan B, ooh
I walk in that bitch, they playin' my shit
Walk in that bitch, eyes on the kicks
Walk in that bitch, eyes on the fit
I look at your bitch, then blow her a kiss
Mwah, ooh, I got that deuce in the coupe
Got a white bitch like YesJulz
All of my niggas, they fool
Look at that boy, look at his jediels
All of my niggas, they're bool
Louboutin's bleed in the booth
Ooh, these niggas, they lookin' like who
Ooh, Cash, Cash, Cash
My outfit just made the front page
Hop off the plane, I run to the stage, yah
Ooh, your ho gettin' laid
Yeah, ayy, she might come in late
I heard that your nigga Atlanta
I heard that your nigga L.A
I heard that your nigga a lame -
2018-02-07 at 2:14 AM UTC in So..........We smooth..