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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Any bitch with a five head come fuck with me.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I love that nasty lil' thot look on her face :


    MM i love square headed bitches.

  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Here we have the stereotypical stripes. I always thought it was funny the vatos that would go out of their way to get the newest stripes that were super white and black.
    "Ahh sheit nigga i be lookin fresh!"

    You can like see them a mile away

    You gotta stay fresh when you be getting visits from your 300 lb baby mama who been choking on Flacos dick since you been in jail.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I want some clothes that fell off a jail truck.

    But yes I am looking into committing a crime in my jail replica clothes.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    But no thanks. NEXT!
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Commit a pretty crime with a small bail amount of which lands you in jail.

    Allow yourself to get formally booked in and housed.

    Pay your bail.

    Leave the jail clothes under your regular clothes when getting discharged.

    yw


    This is what I'm going to end up doing if I can't get a set of jail clothing soon. But then I'd have to go to court and shit. And that's definitely more costly than I'd like it to be. But I'm all in on this jail roleplay hobby so if I must I must. Also they ask for those clothes, man. Thanks the input.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    You guys don't know how it feels to chill around the house watching tv in jail clothes. I once had a nice set but I sold them to another jail enthusiast during tough times.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I think they will still have pockets. I need those jail pants that you have to put your hands in the waistbands for. I also need jail slides/shower shoes, fuck! Let me know if you can get those I want true rough jail clothes preferably new from an actual jail.

    NEXT!
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm looking for:

    Jail shirt
    Jail Pants
    Jail boxers
    EDIT: jail shower shoes

    Maybe a jail undershirt depending on price

    No trustee or prison uniforms please

    I have cash or other jail goods for trade (jail bowl, jail pens, jail toothbrushes)

    But I'm looking for these clothes to do jail roleplay at home 2-3 times a week

    Let me know thank you
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume How is that place?
    I might be cruising through there soonish
    Any of you niggers ever been there?
    How is the handsome and well tanned individual situation there?
    How do the dispensary prices compare to Denver?
    Is there a budding huwhite nationalist stoner otaku group I can hook up with?

    There's one nigger in San Jose I have to salute. One thing I know about SAN JOSE is that you can get pulled over at a stop sign with meth in your mouth by a cop with a big chest that be doing pushups all the time.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I'm thinking of hanging myself with a bungee cord

    I guess you're not feelin' me
    Not feelin' the energy
    Baby girl, we can do plan A
    Baby girl, we can do plan B, ooh
    I walk in that bitch, they playin' my shit
    Walk in that bitch, eyes on the kicks
    Walk in that bitch, eyes on the fit
    I look at your bitch, then blow her a kiss
    Mwah, ooh, I got that deuce in the coupe
    Got a white bitch like YesJulz
    All of my niggas, they fool
    Look at that boy, look at his jediels
    All of my niggas, they're bool
    Louboutin's bleed in the booth
    Ooh, these niggas, they lookin' like who
    Ooh, Cash, Cash, Cash
    My outfit just made the front page
    Hop off the plane, I run to the stage, yah
    Ooh, your ho gettin' laid
    Yeah, ayy, she might come in late
    I heard that your nigga Atlanta
    I heard that your nigga L.A
    I heard that your nigga a lame
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    We smooth..
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