Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-05-06 at 9:43 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Feds did a sweep
2. 2018-05-06 at 9:31 PM UTC in The new members are cool and all but ....
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -mal- I’m sweet as pie. I’m from the south. That’s why I did what I did. Because I’ve spent too long accommodating and being silent and being naive and sweet.

   
   Listens to "Nice For What" once
3. 2018-05-06 at 9:24 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Does anyone else like to suck their jello? Instead of glomping on it as if I'm chewing, sometimes I'll pucker up and then just suck it, like kind of inhale it into my mouth, and it's oddly satisfying.

   
   I be suckin it thru my teeth so it liquifies.
4. 2018-05-06 at 5:04 PM UTC in Update Bill Krozby's usertitle
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Narcassist, you've definitely raped before by 2018 standards.
5. 2018-05-05 at 4:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop I love railing meth and fucking my half black friend Mercedes. Shit's fly as a mother honestly.

   
   
6. 2018-05-05 at 1:32 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist its become so mainstream now that its just pop music.
   
   
   
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   Yeah but it's fucking good
7. 2018-05-05 at 1:31 AM UTC in Who is weirder?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel

   
   Put some respeck on my name
8. 2018-05-04 at 4:12 AM UTC in LA's TOTALLY AWESOME
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by  Says keep out of reach of children.

   
   You dohn't scahre me.
9. 2018-05-04 at 4:10 AM UTC in Who is weirder?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ At this point it seems relatively equal. There's a reason those of you who have stayed, have, ya know..stayed.
   
   You and me? I'm leaning me but I've known me a lot longer too.
   
   Answer me these two questions it'll help me learn.
   
   1. Your dad. What's his electronic mailing address?
   
   2. Do rainbows exist objectively?

   
   I just ordered delivery of 75 wings just for me just for tonight.
10. 2018-05-04 at 4:09 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Trying My Best to Keep it Together Thursday
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Fonaplats is gay.
11. 2018-05-04 at 4 AM UTC in The new members are cool and all but ....
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by greenplastic Every single user on this site other than me is a fed that’s out to bust me for smoking weed

    
    
12. 2018-05-04 at 3:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by  I wonder if that one's retractable, too…

    
    You dohn't scahre me.
13. 2018-05-04 at 3:02 AM UTC in What do you do in the mornings
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Get a white Zinfandel 2019 RAM.
14. 2018-05-04 at 3:01 AM UTC in I wonder if my first car is still sitting there at the scrapyard.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I was born by the railroad tracks
    Well the train whistle wailed and I wailed right back
    Well papa left mama when I was quite young
    He said now "One of these days you're gonna follow me son"
    Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    I ain't ever satisfied
    Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    I ain't ever satisfied
    Now I had me a woman she was my world
    But I ran off with my back street girl
    Now my back street woman could not be true
    She left me standin' on the boulevard thinkin' 'bout you
    I've got an empty feeling deep inside
    I'm going over to the other side
    Last night I dreamed I made it to the promise land
    I was standin' at the gate and I had the key in my hand
    Saint Peter said "Come on in boy, you're finally home"
    I said "No thanks Pete, I'll just be moving along"
    Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    I ain't ever satisfied
    Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    I ain't ever satisfied
15. 2018-05-04 at 2:59 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by greenplastic Lol yea I need a higher dose too

    
    Freaky in RestStop's car
16. 2018-05-04 at 2:09 AM UTC in how to make a cat smart?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra meth
    
    not heroin though, I remember hearing about a woman that blew heroin smoke at her cat and it OD'd

    
    When I used to smoke meth I'd be sitting in the dark jacking off with headphones on and I'd hear my cat going crazy running around everywhere. In some paranoid states I'd think I fucked my cat over with secondhand meth smoke and feel really bad.
17. 2018-05-04 at 1:45 AM UTC in What do you do in the mornings
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I'm high and gonna eat cheese cake

    
    
18. 2018-05-04 at 1:36 AM UTC in Scron could definitely pull big bank as a gay porner
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I been flippin all night boy I been flippin all night.
19. 2018-05-04 at 1:34 AM UTC in I serioisly hate my life and everything about it...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I would quit if I won over 400 bands after taxes.
20. 2018-05-03 at 12:30 PM UTC in Scron could definitely pull big bank as a gay porner
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the pat-man let me get a pall wall avatar i promise ill only post nonsensical rap lyrics afterwards

    
    Alls you like to do is ride around in a 2002 S10 with a dirty shirt and brown teeth to go get fast food