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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    BrokeQ sits around all day until 8PM sharp then logs into TC to smile with Grimace and act like he didn't quit his job weeks ago.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    @Bill Krozby
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    vinipooh is probably laid up fat in a laid out crib.

    LOL Sir Cornwell was the worst. I bet that was Termenters alt back then.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quacks43rd Absolutely. The first time I met him was on Craigslist even longer ago when dating apps didn’t even exist. I met up with him once and got weird vibes/didnt think he was smart or interesting so we didn’t hang out again. Years and years later he messaged me on OK Cupid and didn’t even know he knew me. If that’s not sex addiction I don’t know what is.

    ..so how did you end up fucking him.

    admit it, the nigga has the sauce. but he's lost in it deeply.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    You still got your touch. i bet enter is sexy as hell IRL. I bet he's who Capt I. Wants to be.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Same reason I don't like handcuffs with safety latches so I can open them without the key. An unloaded gun kinda defeats the purpose. :/

    It would have to be one gay ass nigga to want to hand cuff you.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    LOL they neva gave this dude dog food.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I really had a warped perception due to being an autistic hiki for so long.

    There’s such a high concentration of kawaii college girls here. Why is it that there seems to be such a dearth elsewhere? Well, there isn’t much pedestrianism here andnit course I never go to the places they’re likely to hang out.

    You're in SoCal. The asians


    You're basically Drake ft. 21 Savage.

  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I know this dude has maids, slaves and shit and sleeps on Gucci sheets over a Tempurpedic.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Haha I didn't even think about it for the first time in many years. I feel so powerful
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor make a silly thread and lil sporty might try to silence you to feel powerful. ( lately not because he has been busy deleting spam which makes him feel powerful ).

    make a srs thread? don't expect any responses.

    a lot of people here try to blow hard but at the end of the day they are pussy farts. Bill Krozby is the only one that stands out for saying what he wants and backing it up with nuts. spectral understandably remains anon because of his sensitive role. basically no one else here has proven having even the slightest nutsack.

    i just want to say the users here are like the ultimate niggerwhores

    You got the INNANET goin nuts
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Been smoking chronic for over 40 years, not a single problem with it.

    p.s. Not an SG tred

    Man idk you definitely have issues.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice A lot of people go back to school part in life to get a degree or try to switch to a different career.

    All I have to do is lie about my past.

    It’s almost as if you sick fucks are trying to push me towards a mass shooting.

    The part you can't fake is the soft skills picked up from living some kind of life. I suggest accelerated social training on Craigslist.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Malice is asking niggas if they want some. They don't want none.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm on fo xans
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Was it my fault a fucking spic gangbanger flipped out on me for no good reason and that I was then abused?

    I have a solid plan. Put up with 4 years of bullshit, get a degree, then a high paying job. Simple.

    What the fuck have you done with your life? I should send the DEA evidence of you being a drug manufacturer (DMT).

    People aren't gonna bow down and suck your dick when you have a bachelors degree and literally ZERO work experience at age 30. that's not how you get a high paying job, FAM! there are interviews and shit where you actually have to convince people you're worth paying. you haven't even been pressed by a customer at Arbys or anything. You're gonna dart out like a hikkomori.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon only major faggots use KTT

    I think it's pretty gay that you come on here and pretend to be a millionaire..
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol Ghostemane was bitchin about some 48 year old trucker falling asleep after texting U UP. If he had followed thru he would be getting kissed by your horrible breath and having gross sex.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone fucking lit as fuck, and fucking dude fucking texts me and says they can't sleep, call them blah, blah… 3 mins later I do… no fucking answer… wtf? Pray tell, why even text saying that?

    I'm going back to enjoying my evening of intoxication now, with people who aren't pussy faggots who fall asleep after saying they can't sleep. Got to take a friend to court in the morning too… I doubt I'm going to sleep. Fingers crossed I don't get the flu as half this house has atm.

    Hope you all fags are doing alright. Have fun.

    EDIT: speking for how lit I am… this should be in trt, but fuck it… it can live and die here.

    ATTN: all members who had sex with this user


  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Did you exchange cash for them or was it payed for with your account? If the latter, this may have purely been because she saw your balance.

    A fucking bank teller (prooooole) with a computer scientist in the financial industry and district of SF? Of course she's after your money.

    Look in the fucking mirror! You've said yourself that you sometimes do this and think, "My god your ancestors must have picked the shit out of some potatoes.", what else could she be after?! You should know by now, if your leftism doesn't overpower acceptance of reality, that the overwhelming majority of women can't be trusted in this regard. The fact that you just admitted that it's the first time in your life that a total stranger has given you her phone number and you felt it was so noteworthy that you made a thread on it only further supports my conclusion.

    Not only that, but when you add in how unappealing it is that someone your age, who doesn't even have a car, was there for quarters to do laundry, revealing that you don't even own basic amenities like a washer and drier, and that she's older than you, polls and studies conducted consistently demonstrating that women rarely prefer younger men, particularly an age difference like yours, well, it speaks for itself from the viewpoint of any impartial analysis with sufficient aptitude for logic and reasoning.

    It wouldn't surprise me if they were just mocking you and when you call her (You are going to do this, right? I do hope you aren't big enough of a pussy to engage in avoidance.) she'll tell you, "Call me when you have your own washer and dryer.", and then hang up and proceed to tell her coworkers about you the next day, then a month later they'll remark how no one has seen you since then and likely never will, followed by raucous laughter. Although, there is the slight chance that she's the type that has a, overt or subconscious, mothering fetish, which your baby face and the aforementioned would only feed into. In that case, she sees you as someone who needs to be taken care of, a slightly slobish figure fresh out of school, more money than he knows what to do with, which women love, would love to have control over, and will cling to her, become dependent and dominated, and slavishly support her biologically ticking and soon to be decrepit ass.

    Lanny, when are you planning to call her? I need to mark my calendar and know the deadline for my subsequent response.

    Hahah you are gay as fuck!
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