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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel whats even crazier is I do it all on my phone




    Make me one, royal purple
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Feeling happy
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist don't tell me you're not jelly.




    .

    It's such a pittance mate
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Small penis user below
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Certainly Not Sungho in North Korea. Tell me you never smoked pot in Sungho, NK

    Ok not there
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Case in point his Paul Wall blue hat avatar. How does he do this stuff?!?

    But he never will do shit
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Sounds like some bullshit to me.

    I have smoked good marijuana in 6 of the 10 most populous cities in the US.


    Check my resume.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Every single city.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader those must be some shitty cars.

    Benny Vadah gets chauffeured thru Karachi in a Maybach.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Skipping legs? Really?

    Yes.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wake up all veggies no eggs
    I hit the gym all chest no legs
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I was going to ask you guys if you knew of anything still up. Finally got up the nerve to call one this weekend after findting the strip club a waste of money, and TER and all the other sites i knew about were down with that gay error message. Eve craigslist. All those chicks HAVE to go somewhere. Looked like "eros.com" was up, but ive never even heard of that and there are no reviews.

    Help a brotha out. Is it too much to ask for a slender but not too skinny, brunette chick with B cup tits and a nice bubble butt, to order to my hotel room so i can lay her back on one of the two twin beds, and fuck her mouth until i throatpie her, and then 5 min later, bend her over the sofa and do a couple lines of coke off her ass and then fuck her while we watch Die Hard? Do i not deserve that?

    You'll have to just meet a nice lady man sorry
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ā You don't scare me.

    You dohn't scahre me.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    honestly i just wish the stores would start selling garden style tomatoes that have actual flavor
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I think they're highly useful during times of normal traffic, but we're on the receiving end of a diaspora and I think a lot of new users may get discouraged when they see the cap. I'm not sure exactly what condition needs to be fulfilled although I'm sure it's pretty simple. All the same, I think we would benefit from temporarily removing these.

    Your use of diaspora is leaving me like

  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jillvalentine Well your members for starters.

    Show your tender butthole.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It takes a real Mexican to tell ya congratulations
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Yeah, I want to seize the day too!

    First I will make a KALE SMOOTHIE!
    Then I will CLEAN THE KITCHEN
    Next Iā€™m going to COOK A BUNCH OF SHIT
    And finally HANG A BUNCH OF CLEAN CLOTHES.

    The fona phone is open for business now!

    Hey I made this mistake before if you're serious. Cook before cleaning the kitchen. šŸ˜Š
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I did all that yesterday so I can sit here & smoke weed while drinking Topo Chico. I'm on a Semiazas fast. Next up, 2 caps of Baltimore heroin & the ER.
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    I try to keep a nexus of 25
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