Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-09-07 at 2:13 AM UTC in im getting drunk on rubbing alcohol
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   now pour it up nigga
2. 2018-09-07 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm spending my time making money and getting bitches should be accompanied with an image of Napoleon dynamites brother kip

   
   Lsd is getting hoes tho man. Ever since he came from jail.
3. 2018-09-05 at 1:34 AM UTC in Kro
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Harder
4. 2018-09-05 at 12:43 AM UTC in Most of your wives would deepthroat Bill Krozby
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR † How did you deal with the rejection? Are you over it now? It seems like you still have feelings for him.
   
   I'm pretty sure he is currently addicted to Heroin and Meth so you could give it another try. Good luck.

   
   No one really gets over Bill Krozby bro.
5. 2018-09-03 at 10:26 PM UTC in Most of your wives would deepthroat Bill Krozby
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Yes..
6. 2018-09-03 at 10:17 PM UTC in Most of your wives would deepthroat Bill Krozby
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Imagine your wife goes out for a night with the girls. She enters a bar and Bill Krozby is sitting there. As she orders her first drink Bill Krozby calls her a nigger, a reatard, etc.
   
   Later that night Bill Krozby whips his huge hog out on her at a table outside after he's impressed her with chukka boots and autumn tones in his clothing. Bill Krozby jizzes a LOT and she'd never tell you.
7. 2018-09-03 at 7:39 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein What you won’t do
   You’ll do for love
   You tried everything
   But you don’t give up
   In my World only you
   Can make me do for love
   What I would not do
   🖤
   
   
   

   
   That candy booty❤
   I know it smells after that shift💨
   I know at 3 am you took a shit💩
   But when you get here girl Ima sniiffff 🎵
8. 2018-09-03 at 7:26 AM UTC in "Oh, what's that? You don't do drugs? So you don't drink coffee either?"
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Stttaaare rape
9. 2018-09-03 at 12:26 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   CandyRein.. pop that booty for me
10. 2018-09-02 at 5:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    this is just for greenplastic.
    
    
11. 2018-09-02 at 5:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    
    
    Some greenplastic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. 2018-09-02 at 3:12 PM UTC in Men who flirt with fat chicks are the worst.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I remember on Louie it was said that a confident man ain't afraid to flirt with a fatty, it's only those niggas who are afraid that that's their place in life that won't.
    
    Since then, i be flirting back with fat chicks.
13. 2018-09-02 at 2:57 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stare rape Even getting high isn't fun anymore.
    
    Fuck.

    
    I'm in the same boat, I guess I'm forced into further self improvement.
14. 2018-09-02 at 2:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla this song makes me crie errytiem
    
    

    
    I love me some beach house even if you're being facetious
15. 2018-09-02 at 3:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita All women deserve to have their feet cut off

    
    Possibly.
16. 2018-09-02 at 3:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Ctrl-A! BACKSPAC!
17. 2018-09-02 at 3:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Dude, feeling smooth soles on your cock is awesome. Toes playing with your balls, etc.

    
    Some womens feet are too soft to even be comprehensible. Those, on your penis, feel SO good.
18. 2018-09-02 at 2:38 AM UTC in Can someone in florida hook me up
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19. 2018-09-02 at 2:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny One of the dirtiest parts of the body, frequently smell unpleasant, wierd alien morphology which is only a twisted analogy to the more familiar hands, formed in such a way that makes the space between toes difficult to clean relative the the form of the hand and likely home to a ton of bacteria. Not hating, if that's your thing more power to you, but the hygiene thing is what I find unattractive about feet.

    
    Dude, feeling smooth soles on your cock is awesome. Toes playing with your balls, etc.
20. 2018-09-01 at 12:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    One of the last times I saw my fav dealer he was up in a motel room eating potted meat