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Posts by WE SMOOTH
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2018-09-13 at 3:14 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsRoll a blunt, then to seal it, roll it around in your sweaty booty crack..
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2018-09-13 at 3:11 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsRight about now that booty is covered in suds in the bath.
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2018-09-13 at 1:56 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsCandyBooty
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2018-09-13 at 12:37 AM UTC in 5-0 trying to catch me riding dirty
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2018-09-12 at 12:48 PM UTC in Most of your wives would deepthroat Bill KrozbyYour wife continues her affair with Bill Krozby, of course. She gets more daring with her excuses. She'll have Bill Krozby parked outside Walmart when she goes to 'grab a couple things' just so she can bob her head on his dick a few times. Bill Krozby leaves a hickey on her titty and when you ask her about it, she actually pulls up WebMD and clicks around a little bit to see what it could be.
It all comes to a head when you come home early from visiting your parents in Minneapolis. By the way, your wife used to always want to go but this time she was too busy at work.
You walk in your bedroom and all you see is a slender man ramming the hell out of your slammer wife from the back. You're greeted with a "weellllll gonts!" As he makes eye contact while still stroking. Your wife looks shocked but you can't tell if its from the deep penetration or guilt. She accidentally lets out a moan.
You begin ranting about how you did nothing to deserve this, you call Doug a piece of shit and all he says in return is "right..." -
2018-09-12 at 12:30 PM UTC in I'm so happy to be engaged, let me tell you what!I bet you ain't never met a mexican cut like me ayyyyy.
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2018-09-12 at 1:40 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsCandyBooty, astrology ain't real
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2018-09-11 at 12:56 PM UTC in RestStop parked in the back of the local Arbys.
You pull up, and get into the RAM. He hands you a bag of glass, you give him $31.
You exit the car and he starts up the RAM. Immediately, you hear the following lyrics by way of a bluetooth tape deck adapter:
Percocet pill on me (Percocet)
Ice on my neck, baby, chill with me (ice)
Them niggas that flex in the back don't say nothin'
Them niggas will kill for me
Back ends I count in my sleep, on fleek
100k spent on a Patek Phillippe (Phillippe)
Bitch, I'm a dog, eat my treat (hrr)
Hop out the frog and leap (leap)
I put them bricks in the Phantom
My bitch, she walk around like she Kris Jenner (Kris Jenner)
I used to break and then enter
Then Takeoff run 'em like the game of temple (whew)
It's simple, I play with her mental
Mama said she saw me on Jimmy Kimmel (mama)
Count it up, 'cause I'm a money symbol
Walkin' with the racks, I'm lookin' crippled (money)
Fuck on that bitch then I tip her (tip her)
A nickel for me to take pictures (nickel)
Not from L.A. but I clip her (brr)
Double my cup, pour a triple (Actavis)
Fox on my body, no Vivica (fox on my)
I'm not your average or typical (I'm not your)
Look at my wrist, and it's critical (look at the)
Hold it up, droppin' the temperature (droppin' the)
I get that bag on the regular (bag)
I got a bag on my cellular (brr)
Backin' up, baggin' up vegetables (bag)
Bag of them cookies, it's medical (cookies)
Cocaine, codeine, etcetera (white)
Cocaine and lean, it's federal (white)
I take off, landin' on Nebula
As of now 20 M's on my schedule (Takeoff) -
2018-09-11 at 3:25 AM UTC in Best of Bill Krozbyright..
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2018-09-11 at 2:29 AM UTC in Homemade Meals
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2018-09-11 at 1:19 AM UTC in Most of your wives would deepthroat Bill KrozbyI'm a very self aware person.
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2018-09-10 at 12:52 PM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.Why was benny vehda's door kicked in by Interpol?
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2018-09-10 at 12:48 PM UTC in Most of your wives would deepthroat Bill Krozby
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Imagine your wife goes out for a night with the girls. She enters a bar and Bill Krozby is sitting there. As she orders her first drink Bill Krozby calls her a nigger, a reatard, etc.
Later that night Bill Krozby whips his huge hog out on her at a table outside after he's impressed her with chukka boots and autumn tones in his clothing. Bill Krozby jizzes a LOT and she'd never tell you.
When your wife gets home, she is so riled up from taking Bill Krozby's cum that she wakes you up just to suck your dick. You notice that she deepthroats you for the first time in years, but you don't complain.
Over the coming weeks though, you notice she's going out more with the girls. She says her best friend at work is having marital problems and she needs to be there for her. Hey, good for her. More pizza and beer for you, too.
Little do you know, she's at Bill Krozby's getting dicked down on a mattress on the floor, with no condom. Your wife is an electric being for Bill Krozby's enjoyment. His cock turned her into a slut. -
2018-09-10 at 3:19 AM UTC in I just wanna hang out with RisiR and mQ
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2018-09-10 at 3:16 AM UTC in Benzedrex maintenance therapyHow do you dose those nasty things? I used to not give a fuck and chop em up and eat them. Always 500 mg. But that shit is so gross also I read eating the cotton is probably pretty bad.
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2018-09-10 at 3:12 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?You know what is fly? When you spent $400 on a Chief Keef style zip up jacket.
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2018-09-10 at 12:18 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?CandyBooty style post, this is my favorite song as of late, it's like Nice for What part 2.
Still livin' large as I aim for the stars (heart emoji)
I'm a BreadWinner don and I came from the slums (fart emoji)
I got a stain on my arm, weather through the storm (eggplant emoji)
If I tell you that I love you then you can't do nothin' wrong ~~~ -
2018-09-09 at 10:04 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-09 at 10:01 PM UTC in I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday
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2018-09-09 at 9:53 PM UTC in Totes chicks were the hottest girls in thenworld
Originally posted by Grimace Remember LOGIC? That cunt was psycho. She fucked like, half the forum and even tried sinking her fangs into me. She was gonna buy my plane ticket to come out there and plow her box. Hah!
She TRAUMATIZED me with that raw pussy. I was SO inexperienced, like 18 years old, and she put that pussy on me like the DEVIL.
She put on a Mitch Hedburg album and told me to focus on the JOKES while she SLID up and down my cock!
