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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape For the best female singers, my dеar emincue, we must look across the water.

    There's Tarja Turunen:


    Thanks to a certain asshole I can only embed five videos per post so I'll post more as I think of them

    LOL wtf is this
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Candyflipped last night & it was the bees knees
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    "i gotta go see my kids, candy booty"

    *FUCKS baby mama for 2 hrs, doesn't even say hi to kids*

    *Puts wireless LG Tone pro headphone knockoffs back in*

    *Resumes listening to J Cole*
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    CandyBooty, do you be smoking that GOOD weed?
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lol k

    But he’s usually the one I’m talking to in the drive thru

    So maybe wish apon another star 🤗

    It's all fun and games til that CandyBooty triples in size. He probably be annoyed that you call him to take his time when you're in the 'thru and you gotta be like HOLD ON.. LEMME GET A SMOOTHIE, a number 4, LARGE, no ONION, c..

    And he be rollin his eyes, but keep his mind on that booty.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I hope eBigger ain't flooded now.

    🎵🎵Take eBagger to church, he liked that song right before he was fished..🎵🎵
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Oh fraw law.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    This hard
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Omfg😂😂
    I’m gonna watch it soon as I get out this drive thru

    C. BOOTY, YOU BETTER STOP EATING DRIVE THRU FOOD.

    That GREYBEARDED UPS driver will find a NEW BOOTY!!!
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 Still ain't gonna stop me from drinkin and getting high…

    …only slow me down 90%

    You're grounded, Acter!!!
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I believe so.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Man, I can't stand not being able to go to town. Last month, I got in a fender bender with a member of the priests of last December. I don't know why, but ever since then I have been super afraid to go into town. I really do not know why, but there are also other scenarios in which I would not be able to go to town whether physically or if there were some kind of mental block in me that prevented me from being able to go to town. I hate being unable to go to town.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It's for having sex. I like leaning back so i can see my cock stretch her pussy and i like to withdraw it and see white cum on my penis.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they cant even predick a storm 5 days in advance and yet somehow they have the audacity to brazenly declare they could predick global climates 50-500 years into the future.

    and say its going to be warm.

    You ah really wish ya small penus could be in illegal places
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I hope eBigger is OK. His grannys got everything strapped to the top of the Chevy Equinox and she's headed inland.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My whole life is hard times, steep climbs and coal mines, committing crimes to buy dimes and buy time to find mine. Yeen know?

    I understand.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Until death calls mmq's name.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mmmq are you going thru hard times? You're reminding me of myself when I was like "Mama, I'm goin back crazy!"
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    🎵🎵Jeremys rollin round town in a neeeeewww truck.🎵

    🎶 A small town girl down on her luck.🎶

    🎵She can't go to town
    She's livin with a frown...🎵
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Now I can't go to town... Great
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