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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † Do girls shoot cum out of their toes like little dicks?

    Please tell us, LSD you hellacious sex guru.

    I think I figured the whole foot fetish thing out, guys. It's like sucking a bunch of little dicks.
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Nobody likes man feet. Seriously, you're stepping up the sexual fantasies now. Legitimately questioning your sexuality.

    Someone's projecting.
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Someone's projecting.

    No, you've literally made multiple posts about me in sexual situations and now are including yourself.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism


    Bon appetite!
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    https://gfycat.com/wideeyedgloomyhyena

    https://gfycat.com/thornysourdrake

    How do you not find these sexy, Enter? Explain it to me.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery https://gfycat.com/wideeyedgloomyhyena

    https://gfycat.com/thornysourdrake

    How do you not find these sexy, Enter? Explain it to me.

    They are feet.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    /unsubscribes
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery https://gfycat.com/wideeyedgloomyhyena

    https://gfycat.com/thornysourdrake

    How do you not find these sexy, Enter? Explain it to me.

    looool wtf

    tell me why you're roommate left and I'll answer any question about feet you want
  9. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    lsd needs more bacteria because smoking roaches off a highway didn't fill him with enough critters. he's not attracted to feet, infections are what makes him cum
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Bay is looking well...like Bay.

  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla lsd needs more bacteria because smoking roaches off a highway didn't fill him with enough critters. he's not attracted to feet, infections are what makes him cum

    Actually attraction to feet spikes during periods where various infections are prevalent. It's actually an ingrained way to avoid infections or plague. I thought you had a high IQ.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Who the fuck has a foot fetish? That's for like fat white middle management office types not dirty Cuban motherbeating junkie types
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I shot a weed directly into my brain
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RestStop Bay is looking well…like Bay.


    8/Michael Bae
  15. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Actually attraction to feet spikes during periods where various infections are prevalent. It's actually an ingrained way to avoid infections or plague. I thought you had a high IQ.

    your foot fetish is to fight off the black plague and overthrow the government and counterfeit 100$ bills because bacteria + bacteria cancels out bacteria i read it on wikipedia at university
  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Enterita In Da Simpsons when Marge writes a letter to Ringo Starr, he says, "Yes we do have fries in the UK, but we call french fries chips". Or do you mean chips are the non-hot ones you eat from the bag?

    Yes.

    Also, do you say soft drink when referring to soda?

    I've never heard anyone say that. People in the southern US say "soda" and people in the northern US say "pop"
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery https://gfycat.com/wideeyedgloomyhyena

    https://gfycat.com/thornysourdrake

    How do you not find these sexy, Enter? Explain it to me.

    One of the dirtiest parts of the body, frequently smell unpleasant, wierd alien morphology which is only a twisted analogy to the more familiar hands, formed in such a way that makes the space between toes difficult to clean relative the the form of the hand and likely home to a ton of bacteria. Not hating, if that's your thing more power to you, but the hygiene thing is what I find unattractive about feet.
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  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Hey RisiR, if a dude was talking about how he likes women's asses, would you talk about him giving you a rimjob and post pics of your gross hairy ass? Fucking literal faggot.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know an old man so mangy he has worms in his knuckles.
  20. RIPPIN MY HEART WAS SO E-Z SO E-Z

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