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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I dunno, but all I want tonight is calamari pasta heavy on the steak
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He did indeed go hard.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mihke is more of a father that never comes around and goes to those bars with women in bikinis with his coworkers from the stone shop.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    LOL!

    I'm listening to this for the first time haven't even begun the first verse but its gonna be good as fuck.

  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape Lol, I don't even live there, not even in the same state. I don't know why my phone data thinks I do

    I'm only four hours from there though so I guess it's not that much of a stretch

    It was a stab in the dark. All I know is you live in a fucked up place. I'm not a hacker don't get paranoid AGAIN and delete your account.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Going through the money, like a phase πŸ–€πŸ™‚πŸ˜‹





    Lol when I saw this music video for the first time I felt compelled to throw on porn and jack off. Y?

    I Dunno.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’ve got all the questions
    You’ve got all the answers

    You done took my heart
    Holding it for ransom
    πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

    We don’t wanna never end
    We don’t want πŸ˜ŒπŸ’–πŸ˜˜

    Lol are you typing this out for some dude you've known for like 60 days and he be taking selfies with his gray beard and wireless headphones while he be working at UPS on Saturday.

    He has 2 kids with his BM and still be fuckin on her but not the kids. And you're OK with it cause you are CANDYBOOOTY!!!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    staaare rape. Are you leaving Goldsboro, NC?
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Zoklet chicks were like a platter with 300 boneless wings in all flavors.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    My cat got me thru some tough times like 6 years ago when I found her. I was considering an hero but my cat needed me. I found her digging in the trash and gave her some turkey while I was drinking Four Loko then she became a frequent visitor. I never cared for cats. I decided to keep her when one day I slept til like 2 PM through her meows at the door and she had to shit. She jumped in the bathtub to poop instead of just doing it on the carpet. So considerate. Bought a litter box after that.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Busy washing Porky Pig's crevaces cuz she can't do it for herself. :)

    What was this all about, mmq?
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm feelin so good I might start a whole new break ya ankles movement!!!
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I just got laid for the first time in a good while. Hell yeah!
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Thanks.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Shits looking up. Thank everyone who wished me well. I think Doug put the energy into the universe for me to have a good night last night & tonight.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by eBagger It looks worse now but its getting better



    I know your talking about mQ's jizz tho



    sheeeeeeeeit betchu sportin crusty ass vans busta

    Yo eBigger! I really want a pair of sperries. My shoes be middle of the mall. Aldo, steve madden, et cetera.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH 🎡🎡he liked that song right before he was fished

    Search in his mom's pantry, make whatever you wish 🎡🎡

    🎡🎡I believe that eBagger definitely plaaays fortnite🎡🎡

    https://vocaroo.com/i/s19pGLUZ8jT1

    Revisited
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Well you just get back up and try again marcus. I believe in you bromo.

    Thanks Doug this is the realest thing I ever read.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Ebaggers Sperries aint all that!!!
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Oh fraw law.
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