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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Damn is this supposed to be post-ironic or post-post-ironic?

    I'm afraid to state my opinion on this post
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Technically everything you experience and suffer through in life is due to being born, which is of course the fault of a WOMAN.

    yea lets put this to rest. Enter you are right but not in the right way. Carry on.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    this shit be gay as hell
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Embrace that shit

    I told my "best friend" of 15 years that I want to beat his face into pulp and rape his fat wife, and if he has any integrity, he'll take his gun, lay in the bathtub and end it.

    Ya so bright but ya sooo lost
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I got money! *Whips out $6*
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    keep a small circle i can't fuck with squares aye i had to get it how i got it nigga life aint fair
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I gave a dude a $5 the other day too *one ups Actor*

    He was holding a sign at the bus stop, and I had a conversation with myself in East Atlanta vernacular like I always do "Man, I earned my paper, and I steeeelll need more paper. Why should I give any awa--"

    Then he walked up to the car in front of me to collect some $ and I noticed he was missing a leg. All of a sudden, I wanted to one up that nigga in the other car!
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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com Minimalism is becoming the thing of California (Especially Bay Area)

    the stupid thing is the cost of land would still make a small part of an acree (we're talking like 2000 sq feet of a fucking ancre) in itself would be 100k

    so a minimalist house now is looking close to 200k

    or you can move to methhead central valley 100 miles outside of San Francisco where houses are moving up into 300k

    I heard Texas (like Austin) are getting expensive now.

    But Houston is cheap for a decent size house.

    I'd rather buy 2 acre lot next to a bluff. and dig into the bluff, circulate the air so I don't die of carbon monoxide and create a massive grow room. not for weed but for experimental vegitables that are totally organic without insect destruction.. and plump like that garbage Monsanto does.

    A big tunnel cave with organic soil or those hydroponic that people use for weeds. Tomatos, potatos, squash, herbs like italian parsley, peppers, bell peppers, citrus like cuties or mini orange or even large oranges.. and even try and create a humid room for growing bananas if possible.

    then when the shit falls off the grid… I'm trading food I grow for gold. fuck your US money.

    I'm gonna be like a poor version of Howard Hughs.. become reclusive. learning to grow without salty ass fertilizer.. so whatever topsoil Ihave I will keep going. mixing it with decayed vegetations and chicken shit. (Im gonna have lots of chickens too)

    No Pigs. not gonna be a farm. just free running range chickens inside my hidden tunnel I dig into the bluff.

    OK I never farmed before. But I grew tomatoes and peppers and cilantro before. easy peasy.. but those grow easily in your windowsill.

    Avocados will be difficult. beta and beta trees won't do well unless they're outside. Northern California has the best Avocados. Hass.. not them shitty Floridian ones the size of a football. man those things taste like shit. Making Guacamole from Florida avocados is nasty.

    maybe when all of this is built, I will have a fish pond. tilapia

    I wonder if you could grow corn indoors under artificial lights. I could make fish tacos.

  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I just want a rly good gf
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Blacked out on Xanax and booze, literally just made it back to a friend's house when a cop rolls by and I decided to wave from the driveway to seem less suspicious.

    Cop decides to pull up right to me and see what I'm doing when I explain I'm just going inside for the night all slurred. He GAYLY sits me in the cop car with the door open and I jump out and am immediately tackled and faceplanted. I may have called him a bitch ass nigga or something as well.

    Ended up getting a resisting charge along with a PI.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Does anyone else get deathly depressed the day after binge drinking hard?

    Omg.


    I feel so empty inside.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i will pm you. it's not super interesting or anything though. i gotta call my mom right now though so hold on a minute

    Cc me on that PM.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Look around, everyone is fat as fuck. I'm interested in a mid carb diet.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm sort of inclined to agree. I need to stop reading your posts lol.


    The best thing about having a girlfriend is being able to go anywhere and people assume you're normal. It's the best disguise.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill Whiskey starts out clear, like vodka, the color comes from the oak barrels in which it aged. There are a lot of magical little compounds in oak. It used to be the sacred tree of the druids.

    Only problem is when it makes you feel like fighting, which it does to me sometimes.

    Vodka makes me depressed & want to fight lol
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I love the broadway musical “Cats”….this is one of my favorite songs from the musical


    This is dope af..



    Oops wrong video, lol
    Here it is…


    PM me some booty pics!
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It's not sustainable to stay doing hard drugs but it is fun to try and worthwhile.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm sorry, I'm just feeling really down and shitty right now. I shouldn't be a dick just because I feel like shit.

    What are your challenges?
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