5-0 trying to catch me riding dirty

1. 2018-09-12 at 7:18 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   a couple weeks ago i had been up for a couple nights and was fucked up wearing my psychedelic rick and morty hoodie and chatting with my girlfriend in the middle of the night and heard some dudes yelling so i was like wtf and we went to the balcony and there was like 10 cops with guns pointed at some dude getting arrested out front. this one cop spots me and my gf and i see her coming to enter our building so as soon as she was out of eyesight we ducked back into my room and locked the door and i swear i could hear her footsteps coming up after us probably looking for witnesses. now the glass on the front door is all shattered and broken and still hasn't been fixed.
2. 2018-09-12 at 8:34 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   always assumed that song was about getting caught shitting your pants
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3. 2018-09-12 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   5-0
4. 2018-09-12 at 10:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A couple weeks ago I saw a cop at the beginning of a gravel road next to his cop car holding his arms out fixed and straight.
   
   At first I just saw the cop car and thought o shit, I'm totally goin' the speed limit rite now.
   fuk
   
   Then I noticed he was outside his car pointing down the empty gravel road away from oncoming traffic.
   
   I live in an area where cops simply never have to pull their weapons during traffic stops, or in broad daylight, so this makes me wunder if some guy was hiding in a ditch on meffs wit a gn or something.
5. 2018-09-12 at 10:41 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I blame it on your psychedelic ring.
6. 2018-09-12 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DietPiano A couple weeks ago I saw a cop at the beginning of a gravel road next to his cop car holding his arms out fixed and straight.
   
   At first I just saw the cop car and thought o shit, I'm totally goin' the speed limit rite now.
   fuk
   
   Then I noticed he was outside his car pointing down the empty gravel road away from oncoming traffic.
   
   I live in an area where cops simply never have to pull their weapons during traffic stops, or in broad daylight, so this makes me wunder if some guy was hiding in a ditch on meffs wit a gn or something.

   
   Damn I was hoping you were gonna say he was a zombie and you had to lodge an axe in his head.
7. 2018-09-12 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i dont own any jedielry
8. 2018-09-12 at 10:44 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I read that as 'psychedelic ring and Morty hoodie' like they were two different things. Oops.
9. 2018-09-12 at 10:45 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I read that as 'psychedelic ring and Morty hoodie' like they were two different things. Oops.

   
   AW HELL NAWWWW
10. 2018-09-12 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’m going to look on Amazon for mood rings now.
11. 2018-09-12 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was wondering what a Morty hoodie was.
12. 2018-09-12 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m going to look on Amazon for mood rings now.

    
    Get the one that always says you're in a good mood and trick yourself into feeling that way, placebolically. Get me one too please.
13. 2018-09-12 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I found one with a turtle and one with an eagle. We are starting a secret mood society.
14. 2018-09-13 at 12:37 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i dont own any jedielry

    
    
15. 2018-09-13 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    no one finds it odd that 'jedi' is in jedielry.
    
    w­hite power, nigger
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16. 2018-09-13 at 9:59 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    I actially have a 100 oz bar of .999 silver in my trunk right now.
17. 2018-09-13 at 10:43 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by esbity I actially have a 100 oz bar of .999 silver in my trunk right now.

    
    too big. not as negotiable.
    
    thats why everything i have is in a full, even 1oz to make it more easily negotiable and countable.
    
    i had a kick for awhile where i was collecting scrap gold and melting it down into assorted sizes of ingots. it was fun for about 4 1/2 minutes.
    
    also. w­hite power, niggers
18. 2018-09-13 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III a couple weeks ago i had been up for a couple nights and was fucked up wearing my psychedelic rick and morty hoodie and chatting with my girlfriend in the middle of the night and heard some dudes yelling so i was like wtf and we went to the balcony and there was like 10 cops with guns pointed at some dude getting arrested out front. this one cop spots me and my gf and i see her coming to enter our building so as soon as she was out of eyesight we ducked back into my room and locked the door and i swear i could hear her footsteps coming up after us probably looking for witnesses. now the glass on the front door is all shattered and broken and still hasn't been fixed.

    
    take a shower, you dirty nigger
    
    w­hite power, nigger
19. 2018-09-13 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by ohfralala I found one with a turtle and one with an eagle. We are starting a secret mood society.

    
    In memory of Enter.