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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    DANG!!!
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Every fucking thread devolves into this fucking horseshit now

    Goddamn I’m already depressed enough as it is

    I been out my mind since they killed my cousin
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    the fact that she's letting you around her daughter so quick is a huge red flag, but I fully support you Doug.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Good to see you around Doug. I was seeing a chick with a kid recently too but that shit wasn't so sweet and she wasn't rich. She freaked me out with all the commitment/family talk and I had to swoop out of it when I realized that for me, that really ain't what that is. I woulda liked to keep her around as a fuck buddy but a nigga gotta be honest about his intentions to truly grow.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla cocaine is a shit drug and if you disagree you're already addicted to it

    It's a shit drug but it's good to treat like coffee or something. I feel like less is more with decent coke (lol probably still like 30% purity). A keybump while out drinking and you may be able to smooth talk a yung hoe.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Go on…….

    I'm just like this:

  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein You spent all Saturday night googling your grampa shock google images :/

    Boo woo 😝LOL

    CandyBooty was poppin that booty for a UPS nigga with a grey beard. She went to cuddle and he said "aww, I gotta go."

    She put her legs up on the wall letting his nut soak in but that nigga been infertile for a few years after a clinical trial.. nigga made $300 for 6 weeks now dats ballin!!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I tried this drug and it's overrated. I think I am gonna start going to church to meet a wife.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 I'm gonna end up living in a $35 a night bedbug motel until my parents die cause i dont wanna put them through my suicide, but after that i'll have no reason not to commit suicide because that was the only fuckin reason i hadnt killed myself sooner.

    …so yeah, thats my "life"..,really lookin forward to it, the end at least.

    So much about this is hilarious.. the

    Post last edited by Item 9 on 2018-09-22 at 5:17 AM UTC


    Yet you still ended up saying that you were going to live in a roach motel until your parents die

    Then how it got Thanks and shit and all the emojis HAH!!!
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The tech has taken its toll on mmmQuuuhh.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    You need an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind scenario to take place in your life to heal from Karen, nigga
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Constant nipple used to ride around to this.

  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I feel for...............


    OH FRAW LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein My nails are super cute , and I loved the conversation that the Asian guy was serving, super kool guy

    I tipped him good he deserved it 😋❤️

    Did you give him $2 and a PICTURE OF THAT BOOTY???
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Yes.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Like Ray J got a bitch from the Bronx givin me brain.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Ya gotta try another computer or run a continuous ping all night fam.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Not sure. List your top 5 problems.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box candy flipping is fucking amazing. I remember one of the first times I tried that I ended up going full jedi flip because it was just one of those nights where the drugs keep piling up. at the end of the night (sometime around 8 AM) I was sitting in bed looking at a Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual staring at the digestive tracts and various other organ systems of these fantasy monsters. then I closed my eyes and left the solar system.

    *Waits for turn to speak*

    I did it to keep my friend company who is going thru a divorce. By the time we were fucking whacked out, it was like 1 am and we wanted to go out somewhere social so that meant strip club since closing time at regular bars is 2 am here.

    We went and I talked to some stripper who seemed like the oracle about her childhood and whatnot then chilled and looked at the lights. Breakfast buffet came out at 2 am and we tried to eat then I brought up something about money and he started scrolling thru his bank app feeling shitty. Then he started thinking about his kids and we had to leave. I got home so full of sexual energy I fapped it twice real quick. The next day when I was having sex with this chick I cummed about 1 mL.
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