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2018-09-25 at 2:26 AM UTC in The stars at night could never compare to the wayDANG!!!
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2018-09-25 at 2:26 AM UTC in Bitches be all up on muh dick
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2018-09-25 at 2:23 AM UTC in getting marriedthe fact that she's letting you around her daughter so quick is a huge red flag, but I fully support you Doug.
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2018-09-25 at 2:22 AM UTC in getting marriedGood to see you around Doug. I was seeing a chick with a kid recently too but that shit wasn't so sweet and she wasn't rich. She freaked me out with all the commitment/family talk and I had to swoop out of it when I realized that for me, that really ain't what that is. I woulda liked to keep her around as a fuck buddy but a nigga gotta be honest about his intentions to truly grow.
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2018-09-24 at 1:54 AM UTC in can we get some fucking love for speedballs
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla cocaine is a shit drug and if you disagree you're already addicted to it
It's a shit drug but it's good to treat like coffee or something. I feel like less is more with decent coke (lol probably still like 30% purity). A keybump while out drinking and you may be able to smooth talk a yung hoe. -
2018-09-24 at 1:19 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2018-09-23 at 8:13 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by CandyRein You spent all Saturday night googling your grampa shock google images :/
Boo woo 😝LOL
CandyBooty was poppin that booty for a UPS nigga with a grey beard. She went to cuddle and he said "aww, I gotta go."
She put her legs up on the wall letting his nut soak in but that nigga been infertile for a few years after a clinical trial.. nigga made $300 for 6 weeks now dats ballin!! -
2018-09-23 at 5:38 PM UTC in Ever tried the drug called...I tried this drug and it's overrated. I think I am gonna start going to church to meet a wife.
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2018-09-23 at 6:59 AM UTC in There is no hope for me...
Originally posted by Item 9 I'm gonna end up living in a $35 a night bedbug motel until my parents die cause i dont wanna put them through my suicide, but after that i'll have no reason not to commit suicide because that was the only fuckin reason i hadnt killed myself sooner.
…so yeah, thats my "life"..,really lookin forward to it, the end at least.
So much about this is hilarious.. the
Post last edited by Item 9 on 2018-09-22 at 5:17 AM UTC
Yet you still ended up saying that you were going to live in a roach motel until your parents die
Then how it got Thanks and shit and all the emojis HAH!!! -
2018-09-23 at 6:55 AM UTC in DesoxynThe tech has taken its toll on mmmQuuuhh.
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2018-09-23 at 5:36 AM UTC in I hate you, Karen.You need an eternal sunshine of the spotless mind scenario to take place in your life to heal from Karen, nigga
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2018-09-23 at 5:28 AM UTC in Life of a cityConstant nipple used to ride around to this.
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2018-09-23 at 5:26 AM UTC in The stars at night could never compare to the wayI feel for...............
OH FRAW LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
2018-09-23 at 4:41 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2018-09-23 at 4:20 AM UTC in Have you ever stolen drugs or stolen for drugs?Yes.
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2018-09-23 at 4:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-23 at 12:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionLike Ray J got a bitch from the Bronx givin me brain.
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2018-09-22 at 11:39 PM UTC in spectral is fucking w/ my internet modemYa gotta try another computer or run a continuous ping all night fam.
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2018-09-22 at 11:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionNot sure. List your top 5 problems.
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2018-09-22 at 11:07 PM UTC in Without benzos, acid fuckin sucks
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box candy flipping is fucking amazing. I remember one of the first times I tried that I ended up going full jedi flip because it was just one of those nights where the drugs keep piling up. at the end of the night (sometime around 8 AM) I was sitting in bed looking at a Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual staring at the digestive tracts and various other organ systems of these fantasy monsters. then I closed my eyes and left the solar system.
*Waits for turn to speak*
I did it to keep my friend company who is going thru a divorce. By the time we were fucking whacked out, it was like 1 am and we wanted to go out somewhere social so that meant strip club since closing time at regular bars is 2 am here.
We went and I talked to some stripper who seemed like the oracle about her childhood and whatnot then chilled and looked at the lights. Breakfast buffet came out at 2 am and we tried to eat then I brought up something about money and he started scrolling thru his bank app feeling shitty. Then he started thinking about his kids and we had to leave. I got home so full of sexual energy I fapped it twice real quick. The next day when I was having sex with this chick I cummed about 1 mL.