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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. TJ Houston
    Hikki. You're being watched. everything in your house is watching you. Your fridge, your dishwasher (if you have one) the washer and dryer. everything with a red IR light is watching you day and night. a pixel or two on your tv is both a pixel and camera with mics.

    they know what you're going to do before you do it. Siren Server is what it was originally called. the collective inputs of the world and divided into sub categories with sub categories and so on.. and the one that you fit neatly in is feeding the server everything you're going to do in the future.

    so don't challenge that line of deception that you're a free range bird. You're not.
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  2. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer (banned) that catfish stink is due to your aversion to douching your dirty wetback asshole after getting gangbanged by an entire BLM parade.

    Why don't you come say that to my face esse ? Pinche Corona
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  3. pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's like a pearl necklace except when you're really dehydrated
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  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I bet he pack it up his ass
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo If women are meant to teach kids then surely someone must be teaching the women

    I believe there should be two teachers to every class room, the madam and the proctor, the madam has the vernacular and softness of a woman to guide a loving motherly hand to children and she must be over 35. And then the proctor is a gentleman who helps grade the test and oversees the testing arena to make sure know one is cheating and if they are they get a failing grade and a slap on the wrist with a switch.
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  7. Linux is only free if you don't value your time
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Let them finger your batty..
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  9. cigreting Dark Matter
    Tell her u have aids and corona
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Plans for fishing this weekend...
    I suggested we also grill or bring something I’ll cook up there for a picnic...

    Really want to skip to the spot swinging a basket of lunch singing ..

    🎵
    Today’s the day, the teddy bears have their piiiicnic..
    🎵
    Really wanna do that ..

    And team work , will make the dream work!

    :)
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  11. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................................... ive encountered full-on crack heads, out of their minds on some sort of hallucinogenics, that made more sense than you do in your gibberings.

    so you wanna fuck or what? oh pay me next truck stop cunt...you stiffed me that last few times
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  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................................... you should considering finding someone who is not tweaked out on several pounds of crack rock to translate your barely legible gibberings.

    theres a slight flaw in said gibberings.

    you and your ilk are untermensch and are in no way capable of competing with the superior life form that is the white man.

    this is no more a serious site than is the hello kitty friends network.

    this is a shitposting site with no other purpose than to shitpost

    i shitpost more than you...and you will ever realize...Bro. You need multiple profiles to bullshit everyone online I only need one. Keep trying harder and harder than I will ever..deeper and deeper inside US all but I just need myself...you NEED multiples to feel a lil good in yo real life.

    Cum at me with your HARDEST any time....and I will just laugh at you "Infinity" but we ALL know who you truly are ahahahah and I don't need any screenshots to prove it ever BRO
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  13. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer...................................... i didnt wreck them. i obliterated them.

    Lmao gimmick profiles in 2020 how so not edgy, funny, hardcore...

    Haha pukes and shits on yo lame ass gimmick BABY...as you are one.
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  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Shutaup you, this thread is about my dog not your shit furniture or limp dick

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  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was trying to buy a Sega Saturn off some dude on Offerup. He'd advertised it for $10 so I messaged him and said "I'll buy it"…after about 4 days of negotiation…mainly regarding where and when I could pick it up he finally said

    "you're not going to hurt me are you?"

    I said "What???"

    he said "when we meet, you're not going to rob me or steal it??"

    I said "umm it's $10…"

    He said "Forget it, I don't trust you"

    A week later he messaged me "Ok I think I'm ready to do this deal, can you meet me now at (address)".

    Fucking lol.

    shell wears the pants in the "family" he's not even allowed to get up from his little pillow for a glass of water at night unless he ask or else she will croack "ARNIE?! WHERE ARE YOU!? WHAT ARU DOING IN THE KITCHEN AGGIN!"
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  16. Originally posted by A College Professor i will pay you 16 dollars if you hold it for me , dont sell it to anyone else, and ill call you at odd hours to ask you strange questions about the item. then i will haggle the price down and make sure you hold it for me. and then i have to check with my buddy uncle to make sure he thinks its a good deal. then ill see if sschmell will let me get it. make sure you hold the item for me dont sell it to anyone else i really want it

    I was trying to buy a Sega Saturn off some dude on Offerup. He'd advertised it for $10 so I messaged him and said "I'll buy it"...after about 4 days of negotiation...mainly regarding where and when I could pick it up he finally said

    "you're not going to hurt me are you?"

    I said "What???"

    he said "when we meet, you're not going to rob me or steal it??"

    I said "umm it's $10..."

    He said "Forget it, I don't trust you"

    A week later he messaged me "Ok I think I'm ready to do this deal, can you meet me now at (address)".

    Fucking lol.
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  17. He wanted me to send him a PS2 for $15 after I mentioned having a few...I said I would for free if I could find all the hookups etc for one.

    When I did a couple of days later I messaged him to say I had one ready for him

    Rather than reply with thanks! he replied with "Does it have the stand? Does it have a multitap? can you throw in a dance mat?"

    I said "no it's a pS2 with hookups and 1 controller"

    He said "send it" (no address no thanks, no nothing)

    A week later he messaged me "Did you send it yet? what's the tracking number :/ "

    Fucking lol, some peoples kids.
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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Y'all know where to send it.
    Just saying.

    If you guys got post cards or fan mail 😊

    Or if you wanna send me a PS2…

    fuck off faggot you've asked for my address multiple times to send me stuff and never did and just blew me off. The only thing I'll send you is a fag of shit choke on.

    you're like the hugest low baller liar ever.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Me too, Doug. People would be very fortunate to be able to purchase popcorn & soda from you, ya affable young chap.

    people actually like talking to me and i dont look like a greasy fat pig like you. I consider myself to be wrinkled in obscurity but not like you.. could you just imagine smeeel hung trying to do anything? no I can not.. he can't even get his dick hard because of all the lexapro pills he takes in his older age, much less fart in a bag.
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