But hey bromo, I guess thats how it goes sometimes, fam. We can't all shells like little arnold to satisfy your urges. UHHH yeeaah tight fucking cheeks, chiken head.
BETTER START DOING RAPES FAM!
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Pretty much this, this is the longest I've gone with out getting any pelt. Any minge. I spoke to several girls online the last few months and they were like OOOHHHHhh YEAAAH I'M TOTALLY DOWN! And then will backout saying there mother want them to leave because they don't know me and I could have the virus and spread it to her grandaughter ultimately.
The most sexual I've done besides jackin' my slack recently was a smacked my ass up against this black chicks ass, it was her idea not mine.. lol she said its a better of shaking hands during these times.
Back in the winter before all this shit got super lame. I actually blew off a couple girls that were down, because I didn't want to clean my place and was more concerned with drinking after work. There was this lady a few years older than natalie jenkins I think her name was.
Really the only time I tend to talk on the phone is with my parents or if its a pertinent situation where I need to ask for advice or a sticky situation, or someone I haven't heard from in a long time. But I'm willing to call and say whats up real quick but with natalie, she was like I LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE. She did all the talking for the most part because I was falling asleep and she's really vapid.
I asked her a couple of times if she wanted to hang out and she didn't give me a direct answer until I asked her if she takes it up the ass, and she was like infront of daughter, IM A REAL PRO AT TAKING IT UP THE ASS, ILL DO IT WHENEVER FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP ME AROUND! It was really funny.
Anyways she actually did plan to meet with me but I said something that she said she didn't like so I was like whatever, but she actually still did call me asking if she's ready for me to comeover and I asked her if I could just fuck her in her car and she ent up blocking me online. lol
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Lots of people in here today hate self improvement. Ask yourselves what Vince from fit would say if he saw you whining instead of getting shredded? That belly fat isn't gonna go anywhere with you sitting on your ass all day
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That's what she gets for breaking the law. Violent and criminal men should all be forced feminized and castrated so they don't reoffend.
Imagine if warioat the meat head was force feminized, held down and injected with estrogen by a team of buff nurses and made to wear knee high socks and panties. I think it would reform him.
If you don't want to be turned into a girl don't break the law.
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I legit shed a tear at the end of this film. It reminded me of my dad and I. I won't spoil the ending but the part where the dad fucks his sons girlfriend really hit close to home for me.
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I don't exactly remember what made me remember this memory but It's stuck with me for several years now
Okay well as I've mentioned she's a very manipulative girl my daughters mom, but anyways. When the girl was 3 or so we actually went out to eat with her and she is pretty behaved so it was cool, It was a good time. I love oysters with a lil tabasco and lemon juice and horse radish, damn good.
And we then went to the mall and I'm not a fan but I was just with them to hang out so whatever, but afterwards she wanted to get her car washed so we went to the exxon or whatever to one of those drive thru washes and she paid but there was dude in the big van in front of us I guess he realized he could fit or some but started backing out and my daughters mom wash honking going "NO NO NO NO!" And then right before he hit us she screamed at the top of her lungs YOOOOUUUUA AAAAASSSSSHOOOOOOOOOOOLEEE!!!! she screamed so long she was still screaming that after he hit us.
And Mary started crying I was sitting in the back seat with her so I held her real quickly but my daughters mom got out of the car and so did the guy in the van and the guy in the van was like this lil brown immigrant lookin gont, and my daughters mom is screaming at the guy but the guy barely knows english obviously lol
But after all of that when we were driving back home I was like weeel im glad it all turned out all right.. but had you not taken me out for lunch I would of called the cops on you for scary Mary.
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