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  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks If you loosen the cap on a salt shaker while out at a restaurant with friends, hilarity will inevitably ensue once you poor some ricin into it while everyone's in the bathroom.

    It's a classic that always gets lulz.

    hell yeah, but ive it had it back fire on me, so and so ent up not picking up the salt shaker and hours later I did and totally fucked my food up.

    Years ago I had this older friend "Rusty" and we were a merzbow video and I told him he's playing at the superbowl and he legit believed me and told everyone at the superbowl party how they are bringing on a japanese noise artist as a special guest merzbow and everyone he's an idiot.

    another time when I was 19 i was in jail for awhile and I had a bunch of the "grievance" / request forms and there was this duck dynasty mother fucker that stunk really bad and I told everyone to pretend to fill out a request form in front about the fireworks show.. and the guy totally bought it filled out his request requesting to go the fireworks show.. the cop him a dumbass when he read it.

    another time some other hill billy in jail was acting like a prick and flicking water at me in the kitchen so I grabbed his cup water through it in his face and all the black dudes started laughing and the guy was turning red, and it was last day lol. we ent up going back to our pods and I told my bunky that that hill billy was talking shit about mexicans and so he went to the crack in the wall between pods and told the vatos that he's talking about mexicans specically that their all nutter butters and I watched through the glass as they walked in the bathroom and scared shit the out. I don't think he got beat just got his jelly rolled. Man that was his fuck day
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  2. Dissociator African Astronaut
    ☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
    /▌
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  3. Bugz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol wut

    TIL Super Male Vitality is actually just meth

    source
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  4. DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Loaded mashed potatoes.
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  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    just a reminder that lanny thinks all of this is fine btw
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  6. Lanny victim of incest
    Originally posted by frala It’s true though. One time I asked Lanny to explain code to me and he was like meh I just punch keys and stuff happens.

    You're leaving out the most important part: the heavy drinking
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  7. G African Astronaut
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by stl1 Don't Tell 'Em What A Raving Lunatic Bitch I Am

    kek
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER Why were u wearing beatle boots?

    its my fall style man, i wear vans/converse during the summer and boots during the fall/winter. whats wrong with beetle boots?

    but yeah this girl that looks like the female equivalent of red/master blaster invited me to her place and she literally had 5 dogs.. every time I got up for a drink or water or tossed around in the bed they would start yapping.. I didn't sleep a wink that night.. her code name on datehookup was "pupgirl" its like bitch do you fuck your dogs? because I'm definitely going to.
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My dad used to tell me to not sweat the small stuff and to not worry about anything unless it will matter tomorrow and I try to do that, but I just went into heb wearing my new boots and I saw some fatass that works there staring at the ground and didn't think to much about it so I stepped around her and I stepped in a huge pile of shit on my new boots and I was like wtf lady why didn't you say something? And she was like I didn't know you were going to walk there.. and I asked her who has the dog and she told me what isle she went down and I went up her and told her that I just stepped in her dogs shit and she denied it.. I called her a cunt and she got really afraid and 2 managers came up to me asking what the problem was and I took off my boot and showed them she dog shit and said that ladies dog shit on the floor and I stepped in it and the dog isn't even wearing a mask so I took of my mask and went and got my groceries.

    Kinda weird how you can let a dog into the store that shit and pisses everywhere but its totally unacceptable for you to not wear a bullshit mask

    People like that should be arrested, those were my new fucking beetle boots, unbelievable

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  11. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Important!



    I've got mandatory overtime on top of trying to settle in to my new place and do everything else.

    Just dont have the time for the mentally handicapped right now.

    Ttyl

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  12. whoa bro deep man

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  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Does a turkey walk around the block?
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    How can we make him post another hairy asshole? Think, people!
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  15. DontTellEm Dark Matter
    I appreciate beauty.
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  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I would have grabbed that cougar in a double leg takedown and then piledrived its head into the dirt a bunch of times, until it gave up and surrendered.
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  17. Bugz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Indiana-Is-Eternal Begone satanic scum

    Video was always meant to be 4:3

    Actually you should take a class in film history or an old A/V course.

    As a matter of fact. I believe Toshiba or Mitsubishi made the first 16:9 video in ultra high resolution which was 1080 x 720 progressive scan in 1968 if I remember correctly. it was broadcast quality but analogue tv signals didn't get permission by their version of FCC (which was probably the US Military since it wasn't long after WWII)

    and the technology just wasnt there yet. but they understood digital enhancements to stabilize and speed up radio waves.
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    we don't have druggy's , thieves or any bad elements around here except for me n rick,, we are the ones you don't want to cross in my hood.
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  20. DontTellEm Dark Matter
    Lol. U two faggots fucked this thread up. SURPRISE
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