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  1. #21
    Originally posted by A College Professor i will pay you 16 dollars if you hold it for me , dont sell it to anyone else, and ill call you at odd hours to ask you strange questions about the item. then i will haggle the price down and make sure you hold it for me. and then i have to check with my buddy uncle to make sure he thinks its a good deal. then ill see if sschmell will let me get it. make sure you hold the item for me dont sell it to anyone else i really want it

    I was trying to buy a Sega Saturn off some dude on Offerup. He'd advertised it for $10 so I messaged him and said "I'll buy it"...after about 4 days of negotiation...mainly regarding where and when I could pick it up he finally said

    "you're not going to hurt me are you?"

    I said "What???"

    he said "when we meet, you're not going to rob me or steal it??"

    I said "umm it's $10..."

    He said "Forget it, I don't trust you"

    A week later he messaged me "Ok I think I'm ready to do this deal, can you meet me now at (address)".

    Fucking lol.
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  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    some peoples kids..
  3. #23
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby some peoples kids..

    do u tink someone is guna say dat abot ur kid
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cigreting do u tink someone is guna say dat abot ur kid

    idk maybe, so far she's actually a pretty sweet and well behaved girl. But yeah isn't everyone someones kid?
  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was trying to buy a Sega Saturn off some dude on Offerup. He'd advertised it for $10 so I messaged him and said "I'll buy it"…after about 4 days of negotiation…mainly regarding where and when I could pick it up he finally said

    "you're not going to hurt me are you?"

    I said "What???"

    he said "when we meet, you're not going to rob me or steal it??"

    I said "umm it's $10…"

    He said "Forget it, I don't trust you"

    A week later he messaged me "Ok I think I'm ready to do this deal, can you meet me now at (address)".

    Fucking lol.

    shell wears the pants in the "family" he's not even allowed to get up from his little pillow for a glass of water at night unless he ask or else she will croack "ARNIE?! WHERE ARE YOU!? WHAT ARU DOING IN THE KITCHEN AGGIN!"
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  6. #26
    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
  7. #27
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He wanted me to send him a PS2 for $15 after I mentioned having a few…I said I would for free if I could find all the hookups etc for one.

    When I did a couple of days later I messaged him to say I had one ready for him

    Rather than reply with thanks! he replied with "Does it have the stand? Does it have a multitap? can you throw in a dance mat?"

    I said "no it's a pS2 with hookups and 1 controller"

    He said "send it" (no address no thanks, no nothing)

    A week later he messaged me "Did you send it yet? what's the tracking number :/ "

    Fucking lol, some peoples kids.

    Why do I 100% believe this story
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Why do I 100% believe this story

    I don't know im not you, you stupid idiot.
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  9. #29
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't know im not you, you stupid idiot.

    🤣
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't know im not you, you stupid idiot.

    feeling low 2day, doug? 👍
  11. #31
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't know im not you, you stupid idiot.

    It's a rhetorical question. For rhetoric.

    I even omitted a question mark to make it a bit easier for CERTAIN POSTERS to pick up. God, it's hard to make a horse drink. Anyone ever tried?
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung feeling low 2day, doug? 👍

    no i've actually been having a good last two days, i had my new friends gf make me dinner last night and we smoked some weed and chilled.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by rabbitweed It's a rhetorical question. For rhetoric.

    I even omitted a question mark to make it a bit easier for CERTAIN POSTERS to pick up. God, it's hard to make a horse drink. Anyone ever tried?

    take a chill pill lil bromo
  14. #34
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby take a chill pill lil bromo

    What color is the chill pill?
  15. #35
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no i've actually been having a good last two days, i had my new friends gf make me dinner last night and we smoked some weed and chilled.

    are u gonna try to fuck her?👍
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun What color is the chill pill?

    its black
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung are u gonna try to fuck her?👍

    idk i haven't seen her yet or maybe I have but didn't pay attention infact when i met him I thought he was someone else.

    I'd be down for a dp scenario. double dipped.. chicken..
  18. #38
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Don't send me anything.
    I don't want anything from you guys except to know you are alive and well.
    PTL
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Don't send me anything.
    I don't want anything from you guys except to know you are alive and well.
    PTL

    then why make the thread you stupid idiot
  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He wanted me to send him a PS2 for $15 after I mentioned having a few…I said I would for free if I could find all the hookups etc for one.

    When I did a couple of days later I messaged him to say I had one ready for him

    Rather than reply with thanks! he replied with "Does it have the stand? Does it have a multitap? can you throw in a dance mat?"

    I said "no it's a pS2 with hookups and 1 controller"

    He said "send it" (no address no thanks, no nothing)

    A week later he messaged me "Did you send it yet? what's the tracking number :/ "

    Fucking lol, some peoples kids.

    what a piece of shit.
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