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  1. pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I just got hired at amd friday, hope it works out.
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  3. blaster master victim of incest
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Okay well its not really harassing but this bitch has been coming at me for like 6 months relentlessly, she flicked my friend and I off on my birthday lol.

    She has told me that she's sick and tired of feeding my cat, and I said well dont feed him, what did you feed him? And she said it doesnt matter now. And I said "okay doll take it easy" and she said "don't fucking call me doll"

    so I was walking up the stairs this morning and she opened her door to leave to work and she heard me coming up so she went back in so I unlocked my door like I was going in and shut it and stood right next to her door so she'd come back out and surprised her and she was startled and I said "hey good morning babe" and she said "I'm not your babe don't ever call me that again and tel your stupid friend to not touch my plants" and I said "I don't have any friend how about you tell him yourself chicken" and she said "fuck you" and I said "nice beto shirt, i bet you skateboard too"

    I going to fucking rape the shit out of her. I have all of these trumped up land lady bullshit notices on my door saying that I cough too much and that I leave my place at all hours of the night lol.

    But hopefully I'll move to the next apartment as my place is destroyed after 7 years of being here. My neigbhor craig wants to leave so we will see whats up, some things are so hard to say even though you say them everyday, you got nothing when you're riding on a star, I I couldn't guess that a girl like that would take it so far.

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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    when you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you.

    So you are also a cock nosed nonce
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  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Trim the bushes while u salivate behind them. Don't make me get the authorities involved lil dick.
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Yeah I would. Having sex with people who have disease is a good thing because it leads to a metamorphism. An evolution a revolution

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  8. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Last week I tore down an old shed and started building a new one today.
    Old shed.

    New shed.

    And it was fucking hot today.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    shit happens when you party naked
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here is it now…it's fine…just misshaped because of the chuck of missing flesh on the side.


    well yeah that's what happens when you replace flesh with packing peanuts
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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by ORACLE 500 years in the future.

    Not too far ahead because I'd just be culturally lost like people would be referencing the Brazilian-French war of 7820 or some shit.

    But like 500 years later it shouldn't be too bad. I'd become a living historical artifact from the dawn of the computer age. Plus if get to see a lot of cool shit anyway. Maybe we will have developed compact fusion power and colonised some other parts of the solar system by then.

    Maybe.. it would be cool or it could be really bad. Everyone might be obese and hooked up to milking machines getting ass fucked by an ass fucking machine for the globalist elites.. but hey i guess some people might enjoy that hhaha!

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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    DMCA takedown sounds like a really gay wrestling move
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by hahahahahahahahahahaha 120 a month is a lot to spend on low quality coffee. This is why poor people stay poor.

    If I wanted more money I would just get more money. It's not that much, you must be poor to think $120 is a lot of money. I used to have habits that cost thousands of dollars a month

    Originally posted by ORACLE Probably makes ~2K and spends more than 5% on gay bean juice lol

    yeah and I spend like $20 a day on shitty takeout whats ur point
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I tend to not view anyone that votes for or suuports demoturds/communists as human.

    They cannot think for themselves so I consider them fleshbots. In a war too much empathy will cost you.

    One should seek to totally crush their enemies, demoralize them, humiliate them and ultimately dominate them, annihilating all resistance.

    Operation Phoenix style.

    April fool's motherfuckers

    The Scribes and Pharisees sneered at Jesus and asked him directly why he sits and eats with sinners, thieves and tax collectors. Jesus asked a question in return. Does a physician treat the well or the sick? They were embarrassed. Then he said, I came to cure the sick, not the well.
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  15. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by A College Professor HEARD THAT. im good just drinking drinking beers and trying to make the forum a better place

    you are a good poster and man. have a few beers for me bro.
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  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls No it hurt me because I don't have an exercise mat yet, fuck you!

    Gonna look at amazon right now


    Back in my day we worked out on concrete😁
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  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol why do do many people on here have dead girlfriends?

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  18. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My Jamaican neighbor is making up for the fact he is blatantly using my grill while im not at home by fixing me dinner.

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  19. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Hendrix was the first concert I ever attended. 8th grade. Either fall of '67 or early '68.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This is my house on constantiam. I tried to get fonaplats out of spawn but a wither fucked him up on the nether highway


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