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2024-03-03 at 7:46 PM UTC in What happened to that fat pedophile bitch Paul Wozny?KAN I GET A WOZ DOG EXTRA SPECIAL SAUCEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-03-02 at 2:25 PM UTC in I'm going to be with my dad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-03-01 at 4:10 PM UTC in My Life Situation As Of 2/29/2024The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-03-01 at 2:11 PM UTC in I'm going to be with my dad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-03-01 at 5:15 AM UTC in The sun gets loWalk to the site
Wow! There's a girl
"Hey, what's your name?"
"Sally. I'm just a girl."
"Okay? I didn't ask if you were a girl or a boy you stupid bitch"
"I. Sorry"
"You're going to be sorry when I get done pulverizing you into a plump. Why do you make me do this ?"
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2024-02-29 at 9:10 PM UTC in Im $8200 in debtthat's what you get for hiding behind alternative accounts you little fucking cuck bitch loserThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-02-27 at 4:57 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2024-02-27 at 4:39 AM UTC in Is it weird that i want to be kidnapped?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-02-27 at 4:34 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE Plus the future meme making potential
JK, trolled you all with my epic photoshop skilllllz on that may mauy xDDDDDDDD fugging 11/10 for that HIT ME UP FOLX IF YOU NEED HIGH QUALITY TROLLING ART DONE FAST
Originally posted by G It's on the cloud actually never my device. The old guy is/was a Zoklet weirdo whom got disgruntled when he couldn't purchase a fake ID when we ran a "novelty ID" business out of Zoklet. He figured the pictures would offend us, I guess ?!
I have a folder of various internet creeps I encounter that we use as case studies into various mental conditions. I find that a pic helps you know, tie a face to the situation, a visual aid. Congratulations you & Fona are the thumbnail for it lol.
Hi! My name is Scronald Spysz and I used to just shitpost, troll, and meme things for free but now I also charge money for them (✨ feature upgrade ✨). Sometimes I also take pictures of myself naked, and other times I make SICK RAP BEATS FOR YA DAWG Mostly, though, I love to read, learn, and travel.
I was born in Poland 🇵🇱 but spent most of my childhood in Texas 🤠. After begin deported to Poland for losing a fight in the SeaBreeze bar in downtown Santa Cruz against an elderly gentleman named Raphael Luciano, I came back to the U.S. in 2017 and now live in Portland, Oregon 🌲, where I started making building serverless AI bots to troll NIS more delightful (and visual) at AIpple. I'm really into Minecraft, Smoking Crack, Whoring, and trolling, but above all, I'm obsessed with providing good documentation and making high quality art to harass users at all stages of their careers.
When I'm not banging my head against my keyboard to draw pictures, I can be found emoji-spamming, sampling local meth strains and snatch and grabbing food carts, or kung fu fighting Raphael Lucianos bastard hawaii children and hunt them across the USA. In the past I wrote a book called "Lannyism - Ideological Fork in the Utensil Drawer of Communist Theory" and used to write a lot of fucked up fetish porn and NFT crypto startups, and I still do.
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2024-02-27 at 1:33 AM UTC in Is it weird that i want to be kidnapped?
Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE maybe someone could be something like a hitman but for kidnapping. like how people hire hitmen to take them out sometimes so their family gets the insurance money or thinks it was a murder because they dont want to remember them suiciding or whatever. well the new thing is you can hire a kidnapper to kidnap you and keep you in their house where you can just do whatever all day for a few months then after a while you can escape. that way you get a little vacation from work and family and all the demands of life and when you come back, nobodys mad at you and theyre all just super nice and still offering to do things for you so you can even more smoothly transition back into a normal workload
Some people even hire crazed hit men on themselves. And they don't want to know the time or the place. Of course, they pay the full amount up front.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-02-26 at 6:44 AM UTC in Being the smartest gont in the room , abridged versionI have gone down the combi oven rabbit hole and learned a lot about combination hotplate microwaves, microwave "grill" ovens and induction microwave ovens. None of them seem to have all the features I want
I just want to melt a sample with direct heat and then BLAST it with microwaves this is VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCT DIFFERENT METHODS OF HEATING AS EXPLAINED BY OP
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2024-02-26 at 1:40 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-02-25 at 7:55 PM UTC in Weird nasty meal I started eating since I got out of jailMy girlfriend does this all the time and I have to slap her and tell her to stop wasting my peanut butter on stupid shit
just use this ya fucking weirds
Actually no, when I cooked meth I used peanut oil as an oil bath because it doesn't smoke at high temperatures unlike motor or vegetable oil and I would slap my ex and tell her to stop wasting my peanut oil on stupid shit
maybe the problem is meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-02-25 at 1:04 AM UTC in Heavily Requested update on BradleyB's blindness.
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2024-02-24 at 8:34 PM UTC in More UsertitlesAI please generate me summary of this thread with an excel spreadsheet that does everything OP says
UserName ______ TotalPosts ______ UserTitle ______ TripPhrase
The Self Taught Man ----- 155,841 ----- Black Hole (banned) ----- NONE
infinityshock ----- 28,812 ----- Black Hole (banned) ----- NONE
Bill Krozby ----- 28,217 ----- BIG DICK TRILL NIGGA, frothy cuck, and former twink ----- NONE
mmQ ----- 22,682 ----- motherfucker ----- NONE
Sophie ----- 17,493 ----- Pedophile Tech Support ----- NONE
-SpectraL ----- 16,200 ----- coward ----- [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
NARCassist ----- 15,663 ----- motherfucker ----- [generalise my sub-saharan gaud]
bling bling ----- 13,866 ----- victim of incest ----- NONE
aldra ----- 13,432 ----- JIDF Controlled Opposition ----- [my considered impending distributor]
benny vader ----- 12,446 ----- YELLOW GHOST ----- NONE
Lanny ----- 12,229 ----- lean mean mom jeans revenge machine ----- NONE
mashlehash ----- 11,355 ----- Dark Matter ----- NONE
RisiR † ----- 9,325 ----- 29 Autism ----- NONE
Malice ----- 8,834 ----- Naturally Camouflaged ----- NONE
RestStop ----- 6,412 ----- Space Nigga ----- NONE
Jiggaboo_Johnson ----- 6,346 ----- Space Nigga ----- NONE
LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery ----- 5,736 ----- victim of incest ----- [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
ohfralala ----- 5,542 ----- Patron Saint of Pedophiles ----- NONE
cupocheer ----- 4,836 ----- African Astronaut ----- [unwillingly condescend the dp]
Ghost ----- 4,621 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
A College Professor ----- 4,596 ----- African Astronaut ----- [your moreover breastless limestone]
Zanick ----- 4,548 ----- victim of incest ----- [my p.a. supernal goa]
DontTellEm ----- 4,228 ----- African Astronaut ----- [my unpalatable prosy pneumocytosis]
HTS ----- 4,162 ----- highlight reel ----- NONE
totse3.com ----- 4,133 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
POLECAT ----- 4,005 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Obbe ----- 3,789 ----- Alan What? ----- [annoy my right-angled speediness]
Speedy Parker ----- 3,744 ----- African Astronaut ----- [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
BeigeWarlock ----- 3,563 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
WellHung ----- 3,223 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
joerell ----- 3,211 ----- African Astronaut ----- [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
tee hee hee ----- 3,049 ----- African Astronaut ----- [slangily complete this slumberer]
CandyRein ----- 3,021 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
EllariaSand ----- 2,950 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
vindicktive vinny ----- 2,722 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
SBTlauien ----- 2,689 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
cerakote ----- 2,598 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Dissociator ----- 2,503 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Rock_N_Rollover ----- 2,350 ----- African Astronaut ----- [my obsessively old-time raunch]
arthur treacher ----- 2,240 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Manonfire ----- 2,229 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
jedi_darryl ----- 2,223 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
PrettyHateMachine ----- 2,100 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Enterita ----- 2,071 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Rizzo in a box ----- 2,060 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Technologist ----- 2,040 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Daily ----- 1,953 ----- an(nu)ally ----- [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Grimace ----- 1,890 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
gadzooks ----- 1,856 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
AngryOnion ----- 1,824 ----- Big Wig ----- [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
hydromorphone ----- 1,811 ----- motherfucker ----- [insincerely conduce my paisley]
Archer513 ----- 1,801 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
S6x ----- 1,763 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
DietPiano ----- 1,678 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Red_Woman ----- 1,606 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Sudo ----- 1,603 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
HampTheToker ----- 1,598 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Number13 ----- 1,598 ----- African Astronaut ----- [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Cootehill ----- 1,586 ----- African Astronaut ----- [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Kinks ----- 1,584 ----- Enter's Waifu ----- NONE
Nil ----- 1,576 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
snab_snib ----- 1,532 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning ----- 1,523 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
WE SMOOTH ----- 1,521 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
-mal- ----- 1,433 ----- Mud Farmer ----- [that sustentacular seventy-six decolonization]
Glokula's Homabla ----- 1,357 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Bologna Nacho ----- 1,285 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
Narc ----- 1,276 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING ----- 1,274 ----- African Astronaut ----- [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
stl1 ----- 1,253 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
esbity ----- 1,227 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
stupid noob ----- 1,161 ----- VICTIM of farm equipment ----- [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
Ajax ----- 1,148 ----- African Astronaut ----- [rumor the placative aphakia]
Michael Myers ----- 1,143 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
mikeyagain ----- 1,135 ----- African Astronaut ----- [unalterably regard the persecutor]
xox_LJ_xox ----- 1,073 ----- African Astronaut ----- [the cut facile neurotrichus]
Siouxsie_Q ----- 1,056 ----- African Astronaut ----- NONE
stare rape ----- 1,052 ----- African Astronaut (banned) ----- NONE
Madman ----- 1,041 ----- victim of incest ----- NONE
Item 9 ----- 1,031 ----- victim of incest ----- NONE
Ensign §m£ÂgØL ----- 1,015 ----- African Astronaut ----- [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
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2024-02-24 at 1:19 PM UTC in lannys asshatsThread fails to deliver. Needs more ass hat
There we go. Fixed thread.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-02-23 at 6:09 PM UTC in Replace Lanny with AI
Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina no. it just went completely scron-like. on meth.
posting scron-tier garbbages.
haxxor alt detected
Originally posted by Haxxor Come on honey, the very least you can do is stop all this melodramatic bullshite and pay a little attention to poor scron.
Sure he has the IQ of a plant, he’s fat, unemployed, addicted to meth, his skin looks like leather covered with cigarette burns and his teeth are rotted but he’s obsessed with you…throw the poor bastard a bone.
He’s literally humiliating himself following me around simpin over you the least you could do is accuse him of rape or harassment or something…..anything
Careful there “Jim”
Originally posted by Haxxor Time for Scron to catch the train
Severe permanent brain damage from decades of meth abuse is obviously evident : why wait until you’re permanently sectioned?
Irreversible brain damage caused by methamphetamine: Persisting structural brain lesions.
Methamphetamine (METH) is a highly addictive psychostimulant and one of the most widely abused drugs worldwide. The continuous use of METH causes serious health complications, including attention deficit, memory loss and cognitive decline. These neurological complications are strongly associated with METH-induced neurotoxicity and neuroinflammation, which leads to neuronal cell death.
We can all agree Scron has serious brain damage….unfortunately it’s only going to worsen as time goes on.
Originally posted by Haxxor Not sure why you’re up his (scrons) ass but…
You obviously missed the thousands of obsessed stalking crap his hundred alts have made directed jiggles way. We factor in his meth induced brain damage and laugh everything he says off.
Consider the source 🙄
Originally posted by Haxxor What’s funny is OP has more alt accounts than everyone else on this forum put together.
Pot meet kettle much 😵💫 or has the meth finally rotted the three brain cells you had left Scron?
Originally posted by Haxxor Another decent poster bites the dust…..Candy if you go there’ll be nothing left but Scron alts and morons 😟 (not that Scron isn’t a moron) but we can blame meth and brain damage for that.
Ol mr Johnson was a Handsome devil one must admit.
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2024-02-23 at 4:30 AM UTC in guide 1: How to find a plug
Originally posted by A College Professor just go to the liberry
https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/antioch-library-closure-18675199.php
solid adviceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-02-22 at 10:23 PM UTC in guide 1: How to find a plugThat’s up finnys azz right nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-02-22 at 9:07 PM UTC in happy 2/22 to those who twolebrateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
