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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. Originally posted by A College Professor what if i have no friends

    Fortunately, drunk people are very friendly. Just go to a bar and sit down, and someone will start talking to you (hopefully a woman).
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    he should change his name to legalize sucking dicks because hes total cummswapper and a tosser
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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by A College Professor daddy/large?

    it stands for 'daddy dom/little girl' its all this age play regression shit. i'm pretty certain most dudes into it are total fucking pedos. but i've started to figure that most of the chicks into it are completely batshit fucking cray cray. so its like a goldmine of crazy chicks. i fucking love crazy chicks, they fuck like nothing else, most will let you do absolutely anything. this one is like 200 miles away but is a good 7/10. i should have a car in the next few weeks so i could be setting up a good thing. just gotta try and ignore the fact that she's sucking her pacifier and cuddling a teddy bear and calling me daddy while i'm balls deep tho. i can do that, fuck it, lol.

    in fact her being 200 miles away is prolly good. i can go up there and fuck the shit out of her for a weekend, then dodge back and leave her up there. so i get the mad crazy sex without having to deal with all her other insanity while my cock isn't stuck inside her. the more i think about it, the more this sounds like a good idea, lol. also might be just the thing i need to help get that hooker chick outta my head.



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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    OP is the ultimate cuck
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  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Stop playing with my usertitle, Lanny. It only makes you look weaker.
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  6. Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Try visualization.

    You are on an island like hawaii or Mauritius

    *relaxing in hawaii*

    *receives text message*

    WARNING: NUCLEAR MISSILE HEADED TO HAWAII, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    *freaks the fuck out*
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  7. Why do you niggers keep bumping these senseless 20+ page threads full of philosophical retardation? You guys do realize that you're basically arguing the same no-correct-answer nonsense in every one of these threads, right?
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  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    One is a fake LSD account. We now have two motherbeaters.
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  9. what the fuck is this bullshit
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  10. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock 'living with HIV'

    a real keeper…

    thats called being positive.
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  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery How are you a bitch?

    No, but I've been told by Liberal Lanny and his socialist clan for decades that this was NOT spam. Now, I'm totally confused!
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  12. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by infinityshock you illiterate fucking retard…get a fucking dictionary and learn how to use it. this site literally has a built-in spell check to fix your grammatical fuckups. you have to be a Bill Krozby-tier fucktard to mispell such a simple word as 'woman'

    Womyn is the proper spelling because womyn are not owned by MEN. They aren't "woMEN", you scumbag.
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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Lanny weakest insults this side of the mississippi

    cry harder fat faggot
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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ Just constructive criticism. Falco probably has those avatars to rile you up, specifically. :)

    it doesn't work, just contributes even more to how much of a faggot i think he is already.



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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    diagram is inaccurate. they should be touching tip to tip, not side by side
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  16. sploj gooj Yung Blood
    why can't you just acknowledge that all of your years of studying serious academic pursuits was just a retard wasting his time to feel accomplished?
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  17. sploj gooj Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Vizier

    my IQ is over 150 and im a creative genius

    you're a spic who lives in mexico, cites memegenerator for the most generic movie of all time, fell in love with a guy off the internet, and likes to read about dinosaurs. the next step is to try to associate you with a cartel so you get murdered too.

    remember when you ate 100 tylenols and drank a gallon of vodka to commit suicide because a guy pretending to be a chick on the internet is the closest thing to affection you've ever received?
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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    bill the cat likes to werk it twerk it scoot it move it all around... he wears a leather thong for a hobby that has a stick with tassle at the end of it that inserts into his asshole.

    he wears it at his gay pryde events
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  19. bling bling Dark Matter
    it notdriven by itself its driven by a living being concealed under the floor bords fed by sweat collected from the ppls sweat into the seats and fed int o him his dick drags on the rode to sense if the car is serving sideways or beung forwards also leaveing a small trail of elesoplasm so other cars no were to go from beihind it smells funny but its ok
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  20. Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    Here's a little something I'd like to share with y'all space niggas. If you ever found a scientific journal that caught your interest but couldn't access it due to the presence of a paywall, there are methods in which you can bypass it. One such method is this free service which I've used to cite articles which I would have had to pay loads of money for when writing muh essays and theses: http://sci-hub.tw/

    Sci-Hub is a website with over 62,000,000 academic papers and articles available for direct download.[2] It bypasses publisher paywalls by allowing access through educational institution proxies. Sci-Hub stores papers in its own repository, and additionally the papers downloaded by Sci-Hub are also stored in Library Genesis (LibGen).

    Take for example this article which was just published this month (Enzymatic synthesis of psilocybin; DOI: 10.1002/anie.201705489): http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/anie.201705489/abstract;jsessionid=E511AE8003E62ADE9A93030148CE577A.f03t04

    If you want to be able to download and save that very article you would have to pay about $57 in order to be able to have such access. But with Sci-hub you just punch in the article's DOI number and it'll take you straight to the pdf. Hope you guys find this handy. You'll be uncovering the hidden knowledge of the new world order/illuminati/masons/jedis in no time.

    Post last edited by Esplender at 2017-08-16T14:34:14.398035+00:00
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