The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-02-24 at 3:19 AM UTC

   #2001
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   is totse2k1 ice88agent?
2. 2018-02-24 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #2002
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Alright, thought about making a thread, but fuck it.
   
   I'm HIV positive.
   
   Live it up, you faggots.
   
   Probably going to kill myself now. Have fun.

   
   If you didnt kill yourself before, the ol hivvy isnt gonna be the straw that broke that wide-hipped camel's back.
3. 2018-02-24 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #2003
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Do you have to get hard first? Can a woman do it or does it have to be a guy?

   
   I had a woman do it, but she was not attractive at all. I got hard and she put the swab in her mouth then sucked me off like a slut.
   
   Is that what you want to hear?
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4. 2018-02-24 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #2004
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   who the fuck is ice88agent
5. 2018-02-24 at 3:39 AM UTC

   #2005
   RestStop Space Nigga
   
6. 2018-02-24 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #2006
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Took a new picture because I wanted to see what I look like from the perspective of other people. I often have my head angled downward, perpetually lost in thought, and look up with moving my head if I need to, so this is what other people see. Opening it full screen lets you see just how bad it might be IRL.
   
   
   
   
   I definitely seem to have the demon eyes going on. I'm not even in a bad mood.
   
   As honestly as possible, how would you describe the first impression the above picture gives you? Do you think I would be capable of doing well with women or am I the kind of person that could genuinely scare them off?
7. 2018-02-24 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #2007
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
8. 2018-02-24 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #2008
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Took a new picture because I wanted to see what I look like from the perspective of other people. I often have my head angled downward, perpetually lost in thought, and look up with moving my head if I need to, so this is what other people see.
   
   
   
   
   I definitely seem to have the demon eyes going on. I'm not even in a bad mood.
   
   As honestly as possible, how would you describe the first impression the above picture gives you? Do you think I would be capable of doing well with women or am I the kind of person that could genuinely scare them off?

   
   As I said, you'd do very well with women in bars and stuff. But with college girls, you have to be more positive and move your head up. Different types of girls IMO.
9. 2018-02-24 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #2009
   TORTILLA Houston
   try smiling
   
   also lol §m£ÂgØL has aids
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10. 2018-02-24 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #2010
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Malice Took a new picture because I wanted to see what I look like from the perspective of other people. I often have my head angled downward, perpetually lost in thought, and look up with moving my head if I need to, so this is what other people see. Opening it full screen lets you see just how bad it might be IRL.
    
    
    
    
    I definitely seem to have the demon eyes going on. I'm not even in a bad mood.
    
    As honestly as possible, how would you describe the first impression the above picture gives you? Do you think I would be capable of doing well with women or am I the kind of person that could genuinely scare them off?

    
    You're actually a pretty decent looking guy. Surprising because you act like you're fucking hideous or something.
11. 2018-02-24 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #2011
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop You're actually a pretty decent looking guy. Surprising because you act like you're fucking hideous or something.

    
    It's because we joined totse when we were young and in our development stages, so the problem isn't our looks, it's totse.
    
    totse did this to us
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12. 2018-02-24 at 4:37 AM UTC

    #2012
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel almost like it actually effected the way my face developed. Maybe it can. There are some people that actually seem to develop a certain look after being through enough war.
13. 2018-02-24 at 4:38 AM UTC

    #2013
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I feel almost like it actually effected the way my face developed. Maybe it can. There are some people that actually seem to develop a certain look after being through enough war.

    
    Yeah I have the angry eyebrows thing as well. Everyone always asks if I'm angry.
14. 2018-02-24 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #2014
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Malice

    
    I seriously want to photoshop an ISIS flag into this but I'm on my phone. Fuuuck.
15. 2018-02-24 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #2015
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I’ve actually been told I look middle eastern before. One of my middle school teachers would call me a terrorist, and he was a white guy in the army with a shaved head.
16. 2018-02-24 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #2016
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You also took the fine jedielry I gave you, the jedielry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. (Ezekiel 16:17)
    
    Lol, someone made gold and silver dildos in the Bible.
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17. 2018-02-24 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #2017
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice looks like autism
18. 2018-02-24 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #2018
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What the fuck is with that hairline?
19. 2018-02-24 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #2019
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It looks like a poorly made wig
20. 2018-02-24 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #2020
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Imagine me cropping an image of my eyes, enlarging it, saving it, uploading it, and then posting it. Because that’s what I would do if I have enough of a fuck right now.
    
    I think everyone should post their best selfie right now from a similar angle. I do need a haircut, but you really aren’t one to make fun of anyone’s hair.
    
    You know you wouldn’t dare say anything like this to my face.