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2018-02-24 at 4:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I’ve actually been told I look middle eastern before. One of my middle school teachers would call me a terrorist, and he was a white guy in the army with a shaved head.
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2018-02-24 at 4:37 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I feel almost like it actually effected the way my face developed. Maybe it can. There are some people that actually seem to develop a certain look after being through enough war.
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2018-02-24 at 4:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Took a new picture because I wanted to see what I look like from the perspective of other people. I often have my head angled downward, perpetually lost in thought, and look up with moving my head if I need to, so this is what other people see. Opening it full screen lets you see just how bad it might be IRL.
I definitely seem to have the demon eyes going on. I'm not even in a bad mood.
As honestly as possible, how would you describe the first impression the above picture gives you? Do you think I would be capable of doing well with women or am I the kind of person that could genuinely scare them off? -
2018-02-24 at 1:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Oh fuck, I just found out the Florida school shooter was diagnosed as autistic. Adam Lanza also had a pretty strong case of Asperger's. This could make things worse if more people become aware of how dangerous we can be.
Do I really look that menacing? I've definitely seen people who look more intimidating.
I guess this would explain a lot. I've definitely had a long history of reactions from people that suggests I tend to scare others due to my demeanor. -
2018-02-24 at 12:34 AM UTC in Disgusting things you've done during sex
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2018-02-24 at 12:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Daily Wtf
I'm never talking shit to Malice again
FUCK.
Imagine if there's a school shooting in the LA area or there's ever an issue due to something I said or wrote and this picture pops up. I'm going to be the top suspect.
This is exactly the kind of picture they end up showing on the news.
Originally posted by Enter how did you go talking to the guy taking your photo and everything? did you go to orientation?
Oh, you go just go through a door on the outside off the bookstore building and the area to take it is right there. I did the orientation online because I couldn't schedule an in-person one using the online system. -
2018-02-24 at 12:11 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I actually made an effort to look up a bit. My posture and habits are terrible due to being an asperhiki for so long.
If I lower my head a bit more I look flat out demonic. -
2018-02-24 at 12:04 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Just wrapped everything up at school, which starts Monday. Finally went for my student ID, which I'll be stuck with for 2 years because they don't allow retakes. Took a picture of the image on the computer screen. Did I fuck up?
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2018-02-23 at 10:57 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Jesus christ, of course staying inside all day except for about 40 minutes to go eat and smoking weed all the time was fucking me up.
I feel so much better after going to college to wrap everything up. Thank god I’m finally going to have something to do regularly. -
2018-02-23 at 9:05 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Oh snap, you can recline the bus seats here. Finally living in luxury.
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2018-02-23 at 8:59 PM UTC in Disgusting things you've done during sex
Originally posted by Daily And you just? What? Went to your room to eat some nootropics? You didn't even push her over, mount her, screech in her face? Nothing?
Uh, I pretty much just become angered and repulsed whenever someone shows in me due to a mixture of autism and philosophy. I’m planning to change, though, to at least give it a try. -
2018-02-23 at 8:28 PM UTC in Disgusting things you've done during sexHonestly, reading your post made me want to try the armpit thing.
Something I remember is that as a child I seemed to like the scent one of my cousins had and we both seemed to have a strong sexual attraction to each other. They visited for the holidays one time during my late teens and she was undoubtedly coming on strong, hardcore wanting the D. -
2018-02-23 at 8:10 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Took my dog for a grooming appointment, groomer said it looked like he had some blood in one eye and wanted the doctor to look at it. They take my dog in the back for 5 minutes, bring him back out and say it's nothing and it will probably go away on its own. Get my bill and they charged me $100 for that, $40 exam fee plus $40 for "cornea test" and another 20 for "ocular pressure exam". Didn't say shit about fees or cost before quickly taking him into the back room. Five fucking minutes. Wanted to grab her by the back of her head and smash her face into the desk repeatedly.
Did you actually pay for it? I would have walked right out. -
2018-02-23 at 8:09 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Honestly, wearing stuff like this probably would help me attain those sweet sweet white women.
You really have to put a lot more effort into your appearance to make up for being brown.
Black men have it the worse, they have to try so hard to avoid looking ghetto. Someone like Lanny wearing a hoodie just looks like an innocent college kid, but a black guy wearing the same thing could easily come across as a perma-lower class gang banging thieving rapist. -
2018-02-23 at 8:04 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-23 at 7:46 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I kind of want this Louis Vuitton Christopher PM backpack, but I don't really want to spend close to $300 for a good replica. Then again, I would be using it for years.
You have to admit, it looks clean.
https://us.louisvuitton.com/eng-us/products/christopher-pm-epi-010108#M58868 -
2018-02-23 at 7:44 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-23 at 7:40 PM UTC in I'm a hungover bitch and I have so much shit I need to do todayShould have taken some N-acetylcysteine (NAC), it seems to prevent hangovers in most people.
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2018-02-23 at 6:29 AM UTC in ATTN: Vizier
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2018-02-23 at 6:29 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Twink slayer.