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Posts by Malice

  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    500th day of sobriety I feel alright i guess

    Welcome to rest of your life in a state of unaltered consciousness; dull, dull, dull.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just go to the doctor fella.


    ^^^ Yeah, most doctors are desperate for meth in order to be able to work those long hours, but are too square and cowardly, along with having a lot more to lose, to know where to buy it or go through with the act. He'd definitely trade you for what you need.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Bill Krozby, why don't you tell us again about what you did as younger lad for money? You know, letting gay men take naked pictures, camwhoring, that time that meth head paid you to lay around naked.

    You don't do that kind thing, at any age, if you're genuinely 100% no homo. There has to be some severe latent homosexuality within you, along with the barrage of various other mental problems.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    MLK would roll in his grave if he weren't such a lazy nigger.
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I like the ding ding ding bing bong one better


    What about the yoka yoka yoka yoka yoka yoka dance one?

  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Good man, women are dangerous, particularly those that have demonstrated their predisposition toward breeding.

    "Kids?! Back away, not today, Disco Lady!"



    Discriminating against women who have children, regardless of what the harpies shriek, is a good thing. They deserve to be treated as pariahs and ostracized.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey guys, check this out, I just came across the greatest (worst for normies) gore video ever: https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/54n73z/flayed_amputated_cartel_member_beheaded/?st=iu8mxoy1&sh=f8d6cb12

    I actually started playing Funky Town and dancing to it afterward, then started looking at more gore as it played. I wasn't intending to be edgy at all, the song just felt catchy at the moment. I also very rarely watch gore as the vast majority isn't interesting, I just went on a spree today, wanted to see the new batch of top posts.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, don't worry, I just find it amusing. Could well be some deep level trolling.
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh crap, you're one of them!

    Could you tell us how accurate this video is, from an insider perspective? How to identify a jedi:



    Also, does that girl make you feel conflicted?
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I love this girl. Very rare for me not to dislike a woman and see a video like this, of this length, to the end. Favorite parts:

    https://youtu.be/iT042vC_YGo?t=6m49s

    https://youtu.be/iT042vC_YGo?t=12m44s

    Non-romantic love, love for the lulz. She also looks and sounds amusingly similar to a younger xannex.
  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll be on TC tomorrow night with a bottle of rum you mark my words

    Will there be a "yo ho ho" as well?
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, MQ, Sophie, listen to this:

  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    This video perfectly depicts everybody on this sub. (me included)
    https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/2k8vve/this_video_perfectly_depicts_everybody_on_this/?st=iu8dme4y&sh=53e82110



    This is hilarious. If I could go back in time before the world trade center attacks occurred I wouldn't stop them, I'd rent a portable loudspeaker system and blare Disco Inferno on repeat.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey malice, do humanity a favor and don't ever get into developing AI

    But then when will I have time to watch anime and play vidya games?
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I think the best orgasm I may have had was during a wet dream. I can't recall what the scenario was, but I distinctly recall that when I was about to come in the dream I thought "I don't care" (referring to the mess it would make), the pleasure that had built up and orgasm that was about to ensue was so good it warranted letting it fly and make a mess everywhere, and it was. Apparently it simultaneously happened IRL as well.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Get a magic lamp tattooed on it.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The jobs that require regular use of physical strength are dull and mind rotting as hell.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What if sploo turned out to be the reincarnation of Pythagoras? There's probably some way to test this.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I actually asked that question to the DARE officer (Drug Abuse Resistance Education-aka propaganda) in 5th grade, we we're allowed to write down questions and give them to her, and the teacher got pissed and told the class to stop asking stupid questions. I also remember coming up with a ridiculous scenario involving a blind person and whether they'd shoot them.

    Hahaha, I was serious too. "What would happen if you combined every drug in the world and smoked it?"
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I thought that was it, but claiming you heard and saw them everywhere threw me off.
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