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2016-10-21 at 1:44 AM UTC in Madonna to LITERALLY whore herself out to Clinton voters.Traitorous, an instance of oral sex in exchange for helping elect the Whore of Babylon president?
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2016-10-21 at 1:43 AM UTC in Actually the $25 giveaway might still be on.Hey, why are you giving this away anyway? I thought you were dirt poor, living in a decrepit trailer and wearing the same mustard stained shirt for months on end.
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2016-10-21 at 1:32 AM UTC in Who's the most stoic member of this forum?INTJ is superior, 2nd highest average income behind ENTJs (I'd rather take the hit than deal with goddamn human beings all day).
The mouth of the just shall meditate wisdom, and his tongue shall speak judgement. -
2016-10-21 at 1:31 AM UTC in Well I guess I'm backBling Blong.
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2016-10-20 at 5:47 PM UTC in Do you think being into femdom warped my view of women?
I don't know what you're talking about.. who on this site besides enter is into femdom other than enter?
The only experience I've had with femdom was a few years back this lady came over to hang, we ent up getting drunk and decided to go back to her place for more alcohol. She told me how she was really into femdom and asked to tie me up, I went along with it, she tied me up and fucked my ass with a pocket rocket and paddled my smooth twink ass and took pictures with a polaroid camera and then put the photos in a photo album along with other dudes pix that she did the same too.
I never cared to try it again.
Did you have a prostate orgasm? You ol' twink ass nigga. -
2016-10-20 at 5:45 PM UTC in Well, I'm on the road to recovery.
Can you imagine if she was? That'd like, push me over the edge.
Dear god I hope this isn't you trolling and it actually occurs, but doubt it.
If it does happen, don't do anything rash, come to us first so we can help you plan it and maximize the number of women you kill. You will be immortalized, a martyr and legend for the beta uprising. -
2016-10-20 at 5:42 PM UTC in Has anybody here tried T-PAIN?
I need a nootropic for cognitive function what should I get
Phenylpiracetam and fasoracetam. -
2016-10-20 at 12:45 PM UTC in Well I guess I'm back
as is Judaism
It wouldn't surprise me if the majority of jedis didn't genuinely believe in their religion, but used the synagogue to foster business relations. And I can't blame them, I'd kill for access to such a concentration of high quality connections, were I interested in legal/orthodox business matters.
I want to say this to a jedi person in an apt location/scenario one day, I've specifically played this out in my mind.
Privacycunt, what scheme did you use to get a jedi doctor to allow you to move in? -
2016-10-20 at 12:40 PM UTC in Isn't it fucked that there are only "theories" of what women find attractive?Traits that improve reproductive fitness. It really shouldn't be that hard to grasp. Of course there's variance, but generally, regardless of what they claim/believe, there will be traits that near universally improve your perception of attractiveness.
Look, for physical attractiveness there's even a Wikipedia article that covers most of them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness#Male_physical_attractiveness
This was in the female section. Confidence, dominance, charisma.Similarly, the perceived attractiveness of males doubled when they moved with a swagger in their shoulders.
There shouldn't be any need to spell it out for you, but by god does the majority of your species tend to be chowderheads. Read higher quality literature if you desire to attain a more profound grasp of the subject. -
2016-10-20 at 1:06 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI wonder if there will ever be discovered a way to end all aspects of existence, not simply the universe, but whatever may exist beyond it, reality itself, so that life will never occur again. That's my idea of the closest thing to a benevolent god.
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2016-10-19 at 10:48 PM UTC in poppy seeds have ALOT of fucking opiates in themDamn nigga, I need to get on that. Still remember that site Richard Burnish recommended.
Fun fact: Lanny literally OD'd the first time he tried poppy seed tea. He only drank half the tea he made and there's a serious (no exaggeration) chance he may have died if he had drunk the full dose. It was pretty funny, I wish it had occurred on TinyChat. -
2016-10-19 at 10:44 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionI stood up to get a glass of water and the coin fell. That's a sign I need to drink more.
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2016-10-19 at 10:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionWoah, dude, I should experiment with the Ballmer Peak more. Before it, there's an annoying state that feels almost as if my brain is fighting against it. But, afterward, it's easier to attain a state I (tongue-in-cheek) call the "pure Buddha's realm". Then, I managed to kill a fruit fly bare handed and stand a Chuck E Cheese coin I found some time ago on its edge easier than usual, which may be tied to its lowering of inhibition. the dissociative effect can be nice as well. This lead to the thought of whether it would be cost effective to counterfeit CEC coins, the answer, on a deeper level of analysis, likely being no due to sunk costs and losing any coins you would procure. My thoughts were, well, basically, "they would never expect it", who would put any serious effort into ripping off Chuck E Cheese. But it's the low security measures, unless the cost is lower than any likely savings, that could make it plausible. Hacking the machines to spit out tickets (the tickets may have barcodes on them now), would be the real money maker. You could build a treasure trove of prizes, then maybe leave them in some secret potential clubhouse location children might find and rig them to burst into flames so their dreams would be crushed.
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2016-10-19 at 9:09 PM UTC in Hey guys, arleybob hereCop joke I just came up with: How do you tell the difference between a black person and a nigger? The black person puts his hands up before I shoot him.
*badum~tish* -
2016-10-19 at 7:09 PM UTC in Someone noticed I've been working out!
Yes, I meant emotionally, aside from the boost in basal hedonic tone good health provides. Specifically, I was along the lines of the phrase "If you look good you feel good", which does apply to the vast majority of humanity and has a strong evolutionary/biological foundation, and which I've literally never experienced in part due to how I've molded myself and my life experience has affected me. -
2016-10-19 at 7:06 PM UTC in If something is guaranteed, does it require faith?No, you don't have faith, you have a rational expectation based on the (scientifically) verifiable information you possess. If you were to find your toilet had disappeared you likely wouldn't shit into thin air on the presumption that God was testing you.
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2016-10-19 at 4:19 PM UTC in Someone noticed I've been working out!When I was at the peak of my physical condition it made no difference to the way I felt at all, other than feeling healthier, more agile and stronger.
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2016-10-19 at 3:44 PM UTC in Moonpies are the shizzzleWhat a time to be alive.
MQ, before my strict dietary adaptation, I would say "Little Debbie, ease my pain." before indulging in their fine products. -
2016-10-19 at 3:22 PM UTC in Who's the most stoic member of this forum?
I understand stoicism not to be without emotion, but to be without emotion regarding trivial things. Is there anything that you particularly DO get emotional about? Can you remember the last time you cried? Felt genuinely angry? What actually MATTERS to you?
I have a seething, explosive hatred of humanity. I genuinely have to near-constantly attempt to prevent my thoughts from ruminating on the many aspects of humanity rouse my ire, the desire to annihilate.
That's another similarity between me and Sophie, we both have massive anger problems. Haidt did an interesting study of political ideologies and personality profiles which included (right-)libertarians, ancaps will likely follow the trend and be at the extreme end. Low agreeableness, very skewed toward systemizing, dislike and anger for emotionalism/low propensity for rationalism/illogical behavior and stupidity, and likely a high level of pridefulness.
I also seem to lack a real sense of mercy and how, relative to the general population, insanely disproportionate my anger response is. Generally I go straight to wanting to brutally murder someone at an affront. -
2016-10-19 at 11:21 AM UTC in Who's the most stoic member of this forum?IRL, probably me, I'm pretty damn unemotional and unexpressive. I've actually been described as a robot multiple times throughout my life.