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2018-03-12 at 4:30 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery She took off her shoes earlier. She took off. Her shoes.
The proper thing to do in this situation is to grab her by the ankle and lift her foot up until it's close to a 45 degree angle, then rapidly suck off the saliva from your tongue so it's a bit dry and rough, adding to the tactile stimulation, lick from her heel to just below her toes, then lightly bite her second toe.
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2018-03-12 at 4:08 AM UTC in Democracy: The God that failedI like to refer to the author as Triple H.
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2018-03-12 at 3:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Adam Lanza as a liberator.
It's remarkable how many similarities we have.
I feel I may understand why he did it.
I was walking into a building with people inside and it felt so clear that I could become the best school shooter in history. I have a delayed emotional reaction during high intensity events and remain inhumanly calm during them. They actually have a paradoxical effect of making me considerably calmer and more social than usual, which aligns with the underarousal theory of psychopathy.
I really wish there was somewhere you could go to practice paintball with a school shooter scenario. Moving targets would be best. Just repeatedly drill it, obsess to an extent only autistics can, until you've perfected your technique.
Although I wouldn't even use guns unless I was planning on going down fighting. The perfect attack would be a combination of McVeigh and Aum Shinrikyo. -
2018-03-12 at 3:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I thought Socrates was a soldier at one point. It would have made sense for him to get in shape to avoid being killed.
Besides, it’s not like he was sitting in front of a computer all day. Just walking around all day dicking around dealing with the bullshit manual work they had to do is enough to keep you in decent shape.
As for the kanji, that really doesn’t seem fair. What if you had a paper test without internet access?
Ooh, just you watch, I’m going to combine my autism power memory quirks with Anki to rapidly surpass you so I can be better than you at something you care about and intellectually bully you. -
2018-03-12 at 12:18 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by inb4l0pht SWIM is going to use his bitcoin profits to buy a black market tactical nuke to set off at the next antifa protest, he hopes this will make ancaps proud despite violating the NAP
I've thought about modifying a fire extinguisher so that it releases something with an effect like pepper spray, but considerably stronger than usual.
That or a powerful long lasting pink dye. -
2018-03-12 at 12:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.IDK, ancaps probably tend to be pretty young. There are probably a lot of college students with some time on their hand.
It's not like were going to be squatting in abandoned buildings being junkies like ancoms do. Just occasionally showing up in force to block black bloc/antifa/ancoms, prevent them from damaging the precious capital our capitalist economy depends upon, would be wonderful.
I went to numerous protests in the Bay Area to fuck with them years ago and the police literally just stood down and let them get away with it! Someone has to have the balls to stand up to them. Remember my "Anarchist Watch" thread on Zoklet?
Protests against Trump are bound to escalate, polarization is relentlessly increasing, especially if he gets another 4 more years. -
2018-03-11 at 11:52 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I wonder if the hyper-plasticity caused by being on the spectrum also allows me to adapt to physical movements more rapidly than normal, counteracting some of the motor skill deficits and deviations in the GABA and aCh systems.
The reason this came to mind is because I'd really like to pop some benzos to remove my inhibitions and induce a no fucks given state and find out whether I could become a dancer.
I really just want to do this so I can more fully enjoy anime and music. Just imagine being able to bust out with perfectly choreographed anime dances at opportune moments and meme people to death IRL.
Maybe one day I could even become a contestant in the coke fueled dance battles Casper's friends have and win the right to copulate with upper class white women. -
2018-03-11 at 11:27 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-11 at 11:16 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Sophie If you dislike collectivism, don't dress as a punk. Because all their anarchy, is of the black red variety. Yes that's right, they're AnComs.
Leftist punks don't have a monopoly (heh) on the culture.
We should create our own ancap subset of punk culture just to piss them off. Even war with antifa at protests. -
2018-03-11 at 11:06 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Just did an hour and 10 minutes of cardio with some HIIT at the end.
Get moving lazybones, if someone like me (ME) can do it you should damn well be able to.
Earlier I was drilling Japanese and I felt this distinct feeling in my brain. It felt good, like a mixture of some sort of higher level cognitive activation and mild euphoria. It's what I imagine large scale rapid neurogenesis would feel like if you could feel it. It gave me the motivation to go out and improve myself even further.
“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
It really felt remarkable to experience just how fast the human body can adopt. Before this I could barely jog for two minutes straight.
I was looking at my bare upper body in the mirror, witnessing myself regaining my peak physical condition, and had the profound realization that I am one sexy little boy. -
2018-03-11 at 8:44 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I want to dress like a punk too!
What's the epitome of hardcore punk? I really like the Bad Brains, just their early work, and I've never heard a punk band with a sound as unique as theirs, but the shirt feels a bit too common. It doesn't give me the sense of elitism I crave. That's right, I'm so punk I disregard what I see as rampant collectivism and conformity destructive to individualism and desire elements of hierarchy due to my ancap predisposition. Meta-punk. -
2018-03-11 at 7:46 PM UTC in SSB Melee Is The Greatest Game Ever Made
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2018-03-10 at 11:52 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny Just wait, in a few years autism is going to be trendy like sociopathy and people are going to start identifying as trans-autists
That would be kind of cool. It could elevate the general perception of high-functioning autistics and the special abilities it can help us achieve, remove some of the misconceptions and stigma. Imagine schools specifically designed to teach HFAs/Aspies to weaponize their autism. It could create something terrifying.
Did you know that the creator of bittorrent has Asperger's? He's said it himself.
Just earlier today I was in the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror and thinking, "What a strange existence this is." To be neurologically abnormal, to be at extremes of human variation, experiencing reality in a significantly altered state. High intensity, unemotional, cold, logical, detached, built on information rather than people. A world without people, with no connection to others.
Unrelated, I hate to take a bong hit because of how my baseline of wrath was. I don't think I could get over events like what occurred to me without brutally killing everyone involved. -
2018-03-10 at 11:30 PM UTC in Malice Vs Slaynk
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2018-03-10 at 7:49 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Get on TinyChat and do the truffle shuffle.
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2018-03-10 at 7:11 AM UTC in Malice Vs SlaynkIf you're in the LA area I actually would fight you just for the fun of it.
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2018-03-10 at 7:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny
Hahaha. Did you gain weight? I'm not mocking you for the sake of it, your face just looks fat and you look a lot older. You look like such a typical office worker-computer programmer. Made me chuckle, but then I got kind of depressed due to all the imperfections there are in our lives, the things we can't control.
What if you're genetically predisposed to age faster than usual and will succumb to an early death?
I wouldn't have expected you to (still) own a shirt like that. -
2018-03-10 at 7:07 AM UTC in Malice Vs Slaynk
Bring it. -
2018-03-10 at 5:49 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Writing in Japanese is oddly fun. Just practicing characters or doing workbook exercises. This might be how normal people feel when drawing artistic shit.
Being autistic really messes with my artistic ability. I have an unusually low affinity for it. -
2018-03-10 at 5:26 AM UTC in Malice Vs SlaynkDamn dude, you're kind of unattractive. Are you part black?