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2018-03-10 at 3:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Nooooo, Shkreli just got sentenced to 7 years, 6 for good behavior!
My pharma bro...The legendary pharmaceutical thug. -
2018-03-10 at 3:24 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Cards written by a mildly psychopathic eccentric autist...
There is an allure to that... -
2018-03-10 at 3:14 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Imagine sending a card to someone after they got diagnosed with AIDS that said "To the most positive person I've ever met" on the cover.
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2018-03-10 at 1:22 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick Malice, I kid with you sometimes but in truth, I do respect your opinion on drugs. I would try this combination (Semax + NSI-189) out for myself as I happen to have the funds at the moment, but it sounds too close to mania, or kindling, at the very least, and my therapist would probably rightfully give me shit about doing this.
Yeah, I did recall that you're bipolar.
Well, sucks to be you. Fortunately I'm pretty sure I can handle it. Unless I end up having my first full blown manic episode and it gets beyond my control... -
2018-03-10 at 1:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick Do you think administering the Semax intranasally beforehand could train a more favorable response from an otherwise cardio-adverse athlete?
Yes! Absolutely. It can feel so fucking good your brain will begin to build a positive association, especially if you combine this with NSI-189.
NSI-189 makes you feel incredible when combined with something like HIIT or heavy weight lifting. It's like a long lasting hypomanic effect. I can only imagine how good you would feel if you combined the two.
I'm definitely going to try stacking them before an intense workout later on. -
2018-03-10 at 1:02 AM UTC in Concentration Camps for Gays in ChechenyaYou guys would seriously want to see people put into concentration camps and killed just for being gay? That's pretty fucked up.
I'm a hardcore faggot and I could kill any of you motherfuckers bare handed.
Try to put me in a concentration camp, see what happens. -
2018-03-10 at 12:59 AM UTC in Does anyone else get an intensely euphoric feeling when they're about to go to sleep?OP, is this what it feels like?
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2018-03-10 at 12:40 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.God I hate running; endurance exercising in general, actually. I don't even have enough endurance to reach the threshold for a runner's high. Similar to weight lifting when you first begin much of the gains are probably due to increases in biomechanical efficiency, although far less so due to running being so natural, humans having evolved many adaptions for it. Due to muscular and aerobic endurance running out before you can trigger a sufficient stress response it just plain fucking sucks the entire time when you're a beginner.
If you really want to experience a runner's high take some intranasal Semax beforehand. It's well worth it just for this, the substantial boost it triggers afterward in mood, energy, and cognition.
I can only imagine how much worse this would be if you were fat or naturally had a high body weight due to being tall. -
2018-03-09 at 11:12 PM UTC in Accidentally flirting with a girl I work with, while simultaneously dating a different girl I work withLiving in Japan is fucking terrible for most people.
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2018-03-09 at 11:02 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by NARCassist this is just what you need with your weakened immune system. i feel seriously sorry for your poor unborn child, you fucking disgusting poor excuse for a dirty fucking bitch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoonosis#Lists_of_diseases
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Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Hydro already had rabies once, so she already has her rabies shot. She can fuck as many dogs as she wants.
Dedicated to Hydro:
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2018-03-09 at 11:01 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-09 at 11 PM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attackYeah, they're definitely joking. You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to think this is real.
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2018-03-09 at 10:55 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Yes, finally! I recall having a theory that when I'm at a healthy baseline, which mainly necessitates things like not being a hikikomori, exercising (being completely sedentary tends to go along with it), eating healthy, getting some sunlight, being around people, cognitive exercises, variety etc., I may naturally be in a hypomanic state.
Either I'm right about having a mild case of bipolar type 2 or I may be returning to this state.
Can you imagine how bad my autism posting will probably become once I get a prescription for Vyvanse? I'm going to outdo Hydro and take over this board. -
2018-03-09 at 10:49 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick Suppose that these doctors were all well-regarded in their fields and they came to the incontrovertible conclusion that you autism has all been a fabrication - how do you expect you'd handle this news?
It's simple. There are issues with asymmetrical information and I would likely know more about Asperger's than they do, I would certainly know more and have a better understanding of myself. Anyone who came to that conclusion would simply be wrong. -
2018-03-09 at 10:45 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny Never had problems crossing floor surfaces, like from wood to carpet (lol)
Well, of course people with autism don't experience every symptom. It's a spectrum, the symptoms and severity of symptoms can vary immensely.
Admit it, does the list seem eerily fitting to you? You know, allegedly about 1/5th of children with Asperger's may not even qualify once they become adults. The reason is that you can learn to compensate and pass off as normal, although you'll probably seem a bit quirky/eccentric to people that really know you, but of course there are quirky non-autistic individuals.
There is the theory that you have a form of "good autism" due to having loving parents/a good home environment and social experience and shit. -
2018-03-09 at 10:41 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Zanick Malice, what would you do if a few doctors reviewed your diagnosis and all concluded that you don't have autism?
There is no fucking way in hell I don't have Asperger's. I did an enormous amount of introspection/reflection, aided by my unusual long-term memory,...
Lanny, do you remember that time I made a thread about an old thread you had made about a porn video? It was two girls in their late teens/early 20s fooling around a bit in a dressing room. You edited it to say "Voyeurism is a sin", but fortunately there was either a cached or archived version available. I think I was trying to provide evidence that you were lying about being a girl. You're excuse was just that you "thought it was kind of sweet". There was also that time I was attempting to make the case that you were a pedophile, but that was just trolling.
Hey, imagine how good of a detective I would be. I was the first to independently discover that Sophie was psychomantis, which he denied until he was no longer able to weasel out of it. Literally read every single post of his on Long Live Zoklet. Great memory, heightened senses, obsession, divergent thinking, pattern recognition etc. Sherlock Holmes is actually referred to as a model of a fictional character who may be on the spectrum. Of course IRL it isn't anywhere near as fun and shit just gets old.
...and it's simply un-fucking-deniable. -
2018-03-09 at 10:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-09 at 10:23 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Yeah, I just googled it and chose whatever. It's actually a good list, I've visited the site before.
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2018-03-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Earlier this day I got paid good money to let a dog fuck me. That was pretty interesting. He knotted up in me and we were stuck together for 30minutes. Plus it put's me 1k ahead too, so there's that.
Lanny, can we have a banner with this as a quote? Maybe just as a temporary thing.
Do it for Van Gogh. -
2018-03-09 at 10:17 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny I have this drinking game where I take a shot every time I see malice blame one of his problems on autism. Good way to get hammered on a friday night.
http://www.myaspergerschild.com/2013/04/list-of-symptoms-for-high-functioning.html
You fucking see this list?!
Now that you're experiencing the depths of depression and existential despair can you see why anti-natalism is the purest form of humanism?
We must learn to recognize our biological predisposition, that we are manifestations of evil designed to spread genes as effectively and ruthlessly as possible, deny our drives, the will-to-life, even our very survival instinct, and transcend our individualism for something greater. I would sacrifice eternal life and maximal pleasure if it meant I could prevent this from ever occurring again.