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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Issue313 How do people have relationships at all when this sort of thing can happen?

    I feel like my crippling fear of rejection is justified.

    I'm getting to the point where I don't even really care to talk to people I consider good friends anymore. Though the lifestyle choices I've made have left me pretty jaded and paranoid but even before that I always kinda felt like saying fuck people and general and building a log cabin in the woods and basically living like a high end version of the Unibomber.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Issue313 How do people have relationships at all when this sort of thing can happen?

    I feel like my crippling fear of rejection is justified.

    No gf Sunday.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Just did an hour and 10 minutes of cardio with some HIIT at the end.

    Get moving lazybones, if someone like me (ME) can do it you should damn well be able to.

    Earlier I was drilling Japanese and I felt this distinct feeling in my brain. It felt good, like a mixture of some sort of higher level cognitive activation and mild euphoria. It's what I imagine large scale rapid neurogenesis would feel like if you could feel it. It gave me the motivation to go out and improve myself even further.

    “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”

    It really felt remarkable to experience just how fast the human body can adopt. Before this I could barely jog for two minutes straight.

    I was looking at my bare upper body in the mirror, witnessing myself regaining my peak physical condition, and had the profound realization that I am one sexy little boy.
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  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Speak Japanese to me baby.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie Speak Japanese to me baby.

    All you need to know is : How a nigga live.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie If you dislike collectivism, don't dress as a punk. Because all their anarchy, is of the black red variety. Yes that's right, they're AnComs.

    Leftist punks don't have a monopoly (heh) on the culture.

    We should create our own ancap subset of punk culture just to piss them off. Even war with antifa at protests.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Speak Japanese to me baby.

    I would, but typing Japanese characters is too much of a pain in the ass and I don't know any kanji.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder if the hyper-plasticity caused by being on the spectrum also allows me to adapt to physical movements more rapidly than normal, counteracting some of the motor skill deficits and deviations in the GABA and aCh systems.

    The reason this came to mind is because I'd really like to pop some benzos to remove my inhibitions and induce a no fucks given state and find out whether I could become a dancer.

    I really just want to do this so I can more fully enjoy anime and music. Just imagine being able to bust out with perfectly choreographed anime dances at opportune moments and meme people to death IRL.

    Maybe one day I could even become a contestant in the coke fueled dance battles Casper's friends have and win the right to copulate with upper class white women.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice I would, but typing Japanese characters is too much of a pain in the ass and I don't know any kanji.

    I can't read Kanji anyway so Romaji will have to suffice.

    Also...
    Originally posted by Malice Leftist punks don't have a monopoly (heh) on the culture.

    We should create our own ancap subset of punk culture just to piss them off. Even war with antifa at protests.

    Yeah we should, but all the AnCaps are doing something productive with their time.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    IDK, ancaps probably tend to be pretty young. There are probably a lot of college students with some time on their hand.

    It's not like were going to be squatting in abandoned buildings being junkies like ancoms do. Just occasionally showing up in force to block black bloc/antifa/ancoms, prevent them from damaging the precious capital our capitalist economy depends upon, would be wonderful.

    I went to numerous protests in the Bay Area to fuck with them years ago and the police literally just stood down and let them get away with it! Someone has to have the balls to stand up to them. Remember my "Anarchist Watch" thread on Zoklet?





    Protests against Trump are bound to escalate, polarization is relentlessly increasing, especially if he gets another 4 more years.
  11. SWIM is going to use his bitcoin profits to buy a black market tactical nuke to set off at the next antifa protest, he hopes this will make ancaps proud despite violating the NAP
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht SWIM is going to use his bitcoin profits to buy a black market tactical nuke to set off at the next antifa protest, he hopes this will make ancaps proud despite violating the NAP

    It will but only in secret.
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht SWIM is going to use his bitcoin profits to buy a black market tactical nuke to set off at the next antifa protest, he hopes this will make ancaps proud despite violating the NAP

    I've thought about modifying a fire extinguisher so that it releases something with an effect like pepper spray, but considerably stronger than usual.

    That or a powerful long lasting pink dye.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”

    You know I always see this attributed to Socrates but it seems like one of the more obvious "embellishments" by Plato. Socrates was a jobless bum who spent his days harassing the citizens of athens, I doubt that nigga was in any kind of shape. Plato on the other hand was a soldier and a narcissist.

    Originally posted by Malice I would, but typing Japanese characters is too much of a pain in the ass and I don't know any kanji.

    僕の階に来てよ。馬鹿。

    It's actually amazingly easy relative to how difficult it seems like it would be. You type the phoneticism so you only need a rough idea of what the correct kanji is to do it.
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  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    She took off her shoes earlier. She took off. Her shoes.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I thought Socrates was a soldier at one point. It would have made sense for him to get in shape to avoid being killed.

    Besides, it’s not like he was sitting in front of a computer all day. Just walking around all day dicking around dealing with the bullshit manual work they had to do is enough to keep you in decent shape.

    As for the kanji, that really doesn’t seem fair. What if you had a paper test without internet access?

    Ooh, just you watch, I’m going to combine my autism power memory quirks with Anki to rapidly surpass you so I can be better than you at something you care about and intellectually bully you.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Adam Lanza as a liberator.

    It's remarkable how many similarities we have.

    I feel I may understand why he did it.

    I was walking into a building with people inside and it felt so clear that I could become the best school shooter in history. I have a delayed emotional reaction during high intensity events and remain inhumanly calm during them. They actually have a paradoxical effect of making me considerably calmer and more social than usual, which aligns with the underarousal theory of psychopathy.

    I really wish there was somewhere you could go to practice paintball with a school shooter scenario. Moving targets would be best. Just repeatedly drill it, obsess to an extent only autistics can, until you've perfected your technique.

    Although I wouldn't even use guns unless I was planning on going down fighting. The perfect attack would be a combination of McVeigh and Aum Shinrikyo.
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  18. What Greek philosopher's work rose to a certain height, leveled off for a bit and then went off a cliff?
  19. Plato
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery She took off her shoes earlier. She took off. Her shoes.

    The proper thing to do in this situation is to grab her by the ankle and lift her foot up until it's close to a 45 degree angle, then rapidly suck off the saliva from your tongue so it's a bit dry and rough, adding to the tactile stimulation, lick from her heel to just below her toes, then lightly bite her second toe.



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