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2016-08-28 at 9:32 PM UTC in I think I might be getting weaker.
Sure i'll do that right after I hit the weed store for an ounce and buy some meth from a vending machine. CBT is the new first rate for depression and anxiety and it's bullshit that tells you to JOIN A GYM AND RUN AROUND!. Better yet take some SSRIs or mirtazapine and go on a mass shooting that ends with you dying by police.
I wish i was smart enough to go on this darknet : (...i dont even know how to upload pictures on this site sniffy..sniffles..sniff..sniff
If you want benzos just go on the darknet
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2016-08-28 at 12:31 PM UTC in I'm wasted as fuck right now but...
why the fuck do I have no confidence? A girl was literally in love with me til I dumped her. I asked out a girl at work and she said yes but then I bailed on the date and she got sad/mad. And a girl I'm friends with said if she was single she'd date me. WTF??!?!?!?
Hmm maybe you don't lack confidence but are in fact homosexual.. -
2016-08-28 at 1:54 AM UTC in how sir Slappy interprets Adam and eveAs you all know in the beginning there was a magnificent garden filled with trees bushes brambles n shit. God created Adam and eve one man and woman in a garden filled with tasty berries and stuff. It seems like all God wanted us to do was fuck each other and eat a lot. fuck eat sleep be happy. Hakuna matatta my niggas! they ate from the tree of knowledge which seems symbolic for the unnecessary and constant wanting need of something more in life. the source of unhappiness. People blame god but i think people are just retarded and throw themselves in there own flames god just watches he doesn't put you there
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2016-08-28 at 1:34 AM UTC in dr drew fired after questioning shillary clintons health
actually you're a faggot and I have a lot of my own ideas about gang stalking, so please tell your ass too quit talking out of your fat asshole constantly
Gang stalking? More like the paranoid delusions of a burnt out alcoholic. hurhurhur...Your mind is twisting reality inventing scenarios that don't exist to make yourself feel relevant. hurhurhur -
2016-08-28 at 1:29 AM UTC in I spit in the face of god
Lel, sounds pretty hawt to me. Except for the epic nympho part, now don't get me wrong a lot of sex in good but i like it better when they're shy and stuff. Statistically speaking, girls that were raised in single parent households have a higher risk of promiscuity and consequently STD's as well.(I've read the studies, trust me) In general they become sexually active earlier on in their life as well. Daddy issues or not, just roll safe, because if she gets pregnant and refuses to get an abortion you are screwed for life.
It is pretty hawt i never realized how boring i was sexually until i met her. -
2016-08-28 at 1:10 AM UTC in I hate women. Hate.
Accidentally clicked cuck'd
Awwww mannnn
Dammit Lanny let us undo clicks -
2016-08-28 at 1:08 AM UTC in Man, I'm a fucking loser.
you should have given him a "cuck" you cuck
Agreed enter is a whiney fag bag that can't handle women -
2016-08-28 at 1:05 AM UTC in I spit in the face of god
Because she is a lying whorebag? I don't mean to be a dick, but if she lied about birfkontrol what makes you say she didn't lie about anything else? If you trust her and think it was an accident that's fine. But from an outsider's perspective it seems like she was lying.
Idk this is strange woman territory for me she's not like others I've slept with she's beautiful young and the epitome of savage. The savageNess is whats new It's like she's addicted to cock a nymphomaniac of epic proportions. It's like sex is all she cares about. She told me about how her dad left her so I think this has a factor in it she calls me daddy while having sex which slightly disturbs me. One time she said I smelled like a dad -
2016-08-28 at 12:26 AM UTC in I spit in the face of god
Yeah, i'm pretty sure she lied. After she gets the abortion, strangle her with a cheese cutter.
Why would I do something like that? -
2016-08-27 at 6:48 PM UTC in I hate women. Hate.Post a picture of yourself I bet it would explain a lot
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2016-08-27 at 6:45 PM UTC in I spit in the face of god
Was it like: "Lol i'm on birth control". Because if it were you should strangle her.
It was more like come in me baby please I'm on the shot. It's supposed to have a 99 percent chance of preventing pregnancy so wtf -
2016-08-27 at 11:16 AM UTC in I spit in the face of godI knocked up my 17 year old girlfriend now she's getting an abortion. I feels dirty like I've pissed over the sanctity of life. Im tainted
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2016-08-27 at 1:55 AM UTC in a lot of girls online suck ass and not the good kindThey probably want someone who has bigger goals in life then running a hotdog stand darling
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2016-08-26 at 7 PM UTC in Sir Slappy plans for the future
but being a cat is fun
how would you know your not a cat -
2016-08-26 at 4:11 PM UTC in Love is a four letter word...Sounds like you need to let go of people heal and love yourself first then after. Might take a year or longer. Then reposition yourself and let the right people in your life. The right choices are very easy to see you just can't be afraid to make them
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2016-08-26 at 3:39 PM UTC in Man, I'm a fucking loser.You sure sound like one. First step in not being a fucking loser is not sounding like one.
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2016-08-26 at 3:36 PM UTC in Sir Slappy plans for the futureI'm living the struggle of boring mediocrity my sweltering hatred for corporate slavery fuels my ambition to believe in something..a dream. I dream of a better life a life where the man can't bite slappys cock when he feels like it...My cock is sore withered and scarred from all the bitings. In February I plan on getting hired back at the hospital there I will pursue phlebotomy. I shall poke my enemies with needles then play with the precious red nectar in the lab while eating mayo filled sandwiches. I shall also take classes to become a massage therapist. I'll have my own home business where I massage women with oils on the side while stoned sipping fine wines...this is a dream ...An obtainable one. Better then a faggot spic running a hotdog stand dream: )
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2016-08-26 at 1:49 PM UTC in Love is a four letter word...Life is a game and love is the prize----avicii
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2016-08-26 at 1:45 PM UTC in Supplement takers, pre-workout fags, vitamin surfers and tea sippers, gather round!I saw a facebook article that said eating pussy prevents cancer
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2016-08-13 at 2:08 PM UTC in Got a 17 year old girlfriend nowNot sure how I feel about this...met her on tinder the later found out she lied about her age. Im 25, life is getting interesting again!