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Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

  1. Yeah, me and a friend were just pondering the idea uraugay is supposed to be the shit. My friends in like felony drug court for getting caught with heroin and he took a deal were they drug test him almost everyday he can't leave the county and he has a curfew like a 16 year old. In return he doesn't go to prison. We're both getting into are mid 20s and I'm thinking FML the upper Penn. Of Michigan is boring as fuck maybe a crazy adventure might pay off and be worth not living here the rest of my life
  2. Has anyone had experience or know somebody that just packed up and drove to south America to start a new life? Would border patrols stop you if you were on probation for feloney drug related things?
  3. You look like a humanoid horse hybrid...
  4. I read about this guy that got cooked to death in a giant vat of tuna a few months ago ..what a way to go sometimes I Invision a romantic death for myself like I'm out west I get shot in an epic gun fight and as I lay on the ground slowly bleeding out I stare at the sun and think what a crazy alien reality I'm leaving..then I breath my last
  5. You could also climb to the edge of a volcano and inject yourself with a power sedative let gravity take effect...and you'll be instantly cremated not to mention you'd have a volcano as your resting place pretty sweet yo
  6. Take a Frisbee. Fold Frisbee in half. Lubricate throut hole. Insert folded Frisbee into throut hole. Hit end with hammer until dead
  7. Do you guys ever wonder how gods gonna kill you? Not In a depressing way but in a curious way. Everyone's gotta die somehow whether it be heart attack or car crash...and do you guys ever think about those unlucky people you see on crime shows that get brutally murdered by some random psycho. That would be crazy being one of the victims of john Wayne gacy having your ass raped while your slowly strangled to death by a fat clown..for some poor souls that was there last experience on earth..I hope god isn't that creative when he disposes of me
  8. My plan to a happy life is waking up every morning next to a beautiful sqaw and a fluffy kitty on my belly purring while i take bong rips then walking to the kitchen and frying up a bag of bacon to eat as a stare out my window gazing upon the freshly fallen snow siping fresh brewed coffee I'm gonna get fat and die a happy man at age of 65...basically gonna fill my life with sexy snuggles, kittens,marijuana,fatty meats...the lazy lion hakuna mattata lifestyle I call it
  9. Why can't I upload pics but you niggers can
  10. Damn you guys are depressing
  11. I thought that I've been hurt before
    But no one's ever left me quite this sore
    Your words cut deeper than a knife
    Now I need someone to breathe me back to life
    Got a feeling that I'm going under
    But I know that I'll make it out alive
    If I quit calling you my lover
    Move on
    You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
    I'm shaking falling onto my knees
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    I'm tripping over myself
    I'm aching begging you to come help
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    Just like a moth drawn to a flame
    Oh you lured me in I couldn't sense the pain
    Your bitter heart cold to the touch
    Now I'm gonna reap what I saw
    I'm left seeing red on my own
    Got a feeling that I'm going under
    But I know that I'll make it out alive
    If I quit calling you my lover
    Move on
    You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
    I'm shaking falling onto my knees
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    I'm tripping over myself
    I'm aching begging you to come help
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head
    Needle and the thread
    Gonna wind up dead
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head
    Needle and the thread
    Gonna wind up dead
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head
    Needle and the thread
    Gonna wind up dead
    Needle and the thread
    Gotta get you out of my head get you out of my head
    You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
    I'm shaking falling onto my knees (falling on my knees)
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches (and I'll be needing stitches)
    I'm tripping over myself
    I'm aching begging you to come help (begging baby please)
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    And now that I'm without your kisses
    I'll be needing stitches
    [/gayy
  12. Gay
  13. Oooh burn on niggasin.space lol
  14. I'm not a group I'm an individual you dirty trench whore troll
  15. Strangers who call you buddy....
  16. Thanks mike...and you stfu you cockslanging jackwagon mmQ lol
  17. But do you guys know if its possible to order it even if its illegal in your state?
  18. Where can I get it if I live in Michigan hmm??
  19. Hakuna mattata nigger slim
  20. Why don't you get yourself a nice girlfriend eat a pizza snuggle a kitten...do some push ups except Jesus as your savoir...instead of raping your brain with shit drugs
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