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Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

  1. Tpain sodium got me really high almost like oxycodone..maybe even better..the withdrawl is pretty horrific though..watch yourself retard.
  2. THE END
  3. Ive heard it through the grapevine in austin..
  4. Bill Krozby has aids
  5. Bill Krozby if you make hard lovins to one of your skanky wankies you contract the aids from the woman if she has it
  6. You got fat boy
  7. Your a lil autistic homo on bundy
  8. Op id right the northern small town im from had the same problem only it was herion and suboxone. I left 3 years ago and i guess everyone turned to meth..its an epidemic fueled by boredom and no sense of a direction in life. People dont directions to go anymore in society. Freedoms are freely given away and opportunies crushed
  9. How would they catch you? No you wouldnt get in trouble they most likely wont even grow...mehh
  10. Evolution is a lie dipshits
  11. Originally posted by reject Nah, probably got the odd slap for being a shithead but never beaten properly.

    Kinda funny your parents would take you to church and then beat you. God sanctions child abuse
    Soo wut
  12. Whats a sploooooo
  13. The world is flat and run by evil jedi wizards. How do you explain record players or phone conversations? Where does the noise come from? Its black jedi magic!
  14. Orvs
  15. With the past 5 years or so id estimate ive experienced sleep paralysis around 3 times. Last night was the worst strangest experience. I remember walking looking around i thought i heard my door open downstairs and swear i heard somebody walking up my stairs. This is when i realized i was paralyzed. I started moaning and trying to say words. I tried to get the gun under my matress after about 30 seconds i could move again. The last thing i thought i heard was a voice saying "you go to bed early"...when i started to move again its like i realized i was dreaming while awake....weird experience..
  16. I work at a shitty goodwill taking donations. Everyday i swallow my pride like a big dirty load of cum taking shit from donaters and my managers. The cool thing about the job is i go through cool shit all day. You never know what your going to find. Ive stolen a ridiculous amount of stuff from there..technically there donations so its not like stealing. If i need...(want) something sayy a guitar or double a batteries..or a specific book withina month ill usually get it from a donation. A month ago i found a gold rolex worth 15 grand!
  17. Its fucking bullshit that i can only have 5 games to play on my ps4 because theres no space to download anymore...wtf niggers
  18. Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle You feel like shit because you're healthy. you do shitty most likely have a poor diet and no social life to be proud of. Get healthy gain self confidence! You can do it! Ill be the male you can look up to that your dad never was…

    *Unhealthy...not healthy muaha
  19. Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle

    You feel like shit because you're healthy. you do shitty most likely have a poor diet and no social life to be proud of. Get healthy gain self confidence! You can do it! Ill be the male you can look up to that your dad never was...
  20. Originally posted by Dissociator tried it

    cleaner but I dont like the thought of having syringes around

    because if I run out of focalin and am like
    woah
    benzedrex is soaked in cotton for a reason

    derpadead

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