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2016-06-17 at 3:31 PM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
People do, just because you are a pussy and don't doesn't mean other people do. This thread was about the shaggs and all you did was come in acting like a pretentious cock sucker. You don't have to like the shaggs, but they did have talent, way more than you will ever have in your life.
Oh Bill Krozby my frothy spic love tiger
I'm pretty sure sir slappy turtle is a troll, someone that I know in real life -
2016-06-17 at 10:53 AM UTC in You cunt. You fucking whore. You think you're better than me?
This girl I know. I dunno if she lieks me or not. I've already made a fool of myself asking out the girl at my old gym, and she said no.
Just flirt with the forum chick straight out ask her if she'd like you to enhance her life and make it exciting. It's on the web's that's not nearly as bad as a face to face rejection
The one in this thread talked to me today though. Kept saying how bored she was, and how boring her life is. Is that a hint for me to ask her out and make it more exciting?
If I get rejected by another girl… fuck. I dunno. -
2016-06-17 at 10:36 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
I've just always found arguing over musical taste to be one of the most pretentious things, given the vast amount of people, personalities, and music that exist across the world. Sure there's some music that has a general consensus of being shitty, and yet that music is still often very popular. You said it yourself, there are a myriad of factors that can go into why a person listens to what they do at any given time, and most people's musical tastes change and shift throughout their life. I can't recall anyone ever being told that they listen to shitty music and they say 'oh, I do? Gee, I never knew, I'll immediately change what is appealing to my aural palate and force myself to enjoy music that you personally enjoy, because what you enjoy is clearly the superior choice and anyone who has a different taste is obviously dumb, and I don't want to be dumb.' *deletes online music collection, breaks CD collection, goes to buy a bunch of music I've never enjoyed*
People don't say it in real life because that just makes you look like an asshole. Nobody wants to be an asshole in real life. When your taking a poop and you come across a thread glorifying music that literally has no talent it's very tempting to type up God this sucks. the interwebs is the fakest yet most real place you can visit to spread thoughts -
2016-06-17 at 2:15 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
Not really he said I was confining myself to a little musical box just because something's mainstream doesn't mean it can't be good
Seems like this is the place to be for bad taste. Bad taste in drugs women music..bad taste in living in general it amuses me muaha -
2016-06-17 at 2:12 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
This is almost exactly what Bill Krozby said about the music he listens to and you gave him shit for it. Weirdo.
Not really he said I was confining myself to a little musical box just because something's mainstream doesn't mean it can't be good -
2016-06-17 at 1:57 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?Yes I even like some of the mainstream pop songs that come out...I don't confine myself to a little shit box.
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2016-06-17 at 1:55 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
I really don't care for Kurt Cobain, crucify me guys. I think Smells Like Teen Spirit is pretty cringeworthy in terms of the way his voice sounds. And Bill Krozby, see how Slappy doesn't mention which kind of music he is into? That's because he knows his taste in music is garbage.
I'm not into any particular music I like music in general it all depends on the mood and circumstance. I'm not a faggot like you that has a certain type of "music" if I'm playing video games I like listening to old slayer and cannibal corpse. If I'm at work I'll listen to the oldie station or classical. Sometimes I like ganster rap and sometimes when I'm sleeping I'll listen to a certain skinny puppy album. I like some nirvana I like some Alice in chains some Melvin. Sometimes I listen to Robert Johnson sometimes Neil youngs harvest album.
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2016-06-16 at 6:12 PM UTC in i got a cut on my legIt will dry up and eventually fall off after a few weeks
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2016-06-16 at 5:44 PM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?So you agree you listen to terrible music. Kurt cobain would prolly drop a deuce on your head for using his name in the context that you do. He was just a cool dude that made nice songs not some musical indie prophet or some shit to be idolized.. I'm a "musician" to. Anyone can be a musician. Talent lmao give me a break Mozart had talent. Your like a little edgy emo girl
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2016-06-16 at 4:42 PM UTC in You cunt. You fucking whore. You think you're better than me?
You think you're better than me, don't you, whore? You think you're a queen talking to a peasant? You cunt. You whore.
....you are a pussy
I HATE you.
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2016-06-16 at 12:11 PM UTC in I wish I had psychosis sometimes.Is it possible to get like this off of prescription amphetamines like vyvanse?
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2016-06-16 at 1:39 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?You listen to terrible music.
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2016-06-16 at 1:07 AM UTC in Things I gotta start doing...
The truth is, the less toxins you take into your body, the healthier you will be. All foods today are chalk-full of toxins and various other deadly poisons. So it stands to reason that the less meals you have, the less toxins will be able to enter your body. One meal a day is actually the smartest route to take. As for slouching, nobody should really give a fuck. If you're too weak or deformed to stand up straight when required, you should be eliminated from the gene pool altogether. What's this? We have to avoid slouching, just so we can conform to the required perfect posture? Fuck perfect posture. You can posture any way you like without the permission of some fucktwat who thinks he knows what is acceptable or not.
If you don't have correct posture your bodies going to feel it later in life. The body was ment to stand a certain way. In the modern age we sit in chairs all the time that fucks our posture up we wernt ment for that. Yeah there's tons of toxins in our foods that's why it's important to buy from people that grow there own food hunt your own food. Venison is more tasty then beef in my opinion -
2016-06-15 at 11:57 PM UTC in Things I gotta start doing...
All that shit really doesn't matter. If you eat one good meal a day, which usually contains the required vitamins and nutrients, that's all the body really needs. You don't need good posture either; the only important thing is to not stay in the same position for too long, so that the entire body always stays in use, so the muscles don't atrophy and the circulatory system doesn't get jammed up. You could smoke cigarettes until you're 80 and still live a long and healthy life. Most of the "wise" things people have to tell you are nothing more than 100% pure bullshit. "You need to conform." "You need to do this shit." "You need to do that shit." "If you don't do this shit, that shit happens." I basically post like that sometimes just be deliberately cynical and create my own brand of satire, but the honest truth is, most people really don't know a shithole from a hole in the ground. They think they do, but they really don't. One day it's this, and the next day it's that. Humanity is mostly populated by know-it-all fools, and that's the tragic punchline of this particular story.
This is kinda hypocritical spectral because your acting like a know it all. If you practice good posture all the time you'll tend to have good posture if you start slumping all the time chances are your gonna eventually have bad posture all the time. Everyone occasionally slouches when there tired. Who just eats one meal a day lol of course that's all you need but if your working your ass off or lifting weights your gonna need more then one meal -
2016-06-15 at 1:10 PM UTC in I'm fuckin' lonely. :(You don't deserve to be lonely just stop being a whiney weiner whacker
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2016-06-13 at 7:19 PM UTC in Day two booze freeDo you feel good about yourself and your sobriety lmao
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2016-06-13 at 3:21 PM UTC in Day two booze freeDrinking a half gallon of chocolate milk and taking two 500 niacin capsules once in the morning and one at night are helping the cravings I get around 6 pm immensely. Tomorrow my Crouton and all that good stuff comes in the mail. I shall taste sweet victory yet again tonight
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2016-06-13 at 3:03 PM UTC in I'm turning into my fatherMy dad's a prick history teacher during the day and a drunk that watches John Wayne movies at night. He'll wake up hungover make and omelet and yell at the liberals on Fox news like a douch. He drinks whiskey and Pepsi ..munches on cheetos and this chip dip made out of fatty cheese and greasy hamburger yet thinks smoking pot is like meth. He chews tobaccoo and has hundreds of guns some of which are illegal. its like a small armory...anyways ive found myself having this craving to hoard guns every morning i wake look at my facebook and complain like a grumpy old man..i feel slight characteristics of my father coming in
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2016-06-13 at 2:33 PM UTC in Haji Kills 50 Spic Fags. Fucks Given?Maybe if they wernt all so queer one of them would've had a concealed weapon and could've shot the dude...
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2016-06-12 at 8:48 PM UTC in So many things on this fucking planet piss me off.
By the letting it get to you, you are in fact letting the world beat you. You have to be knowledgeable and aware of current events, but at the same time, you must make yourself detached from it. Think of the attacks from the world as a suit of armor; you need your shin guards, your vest, your helmet, your boots, your shield, your girdle, your gloves… if any of those parts of the armor are missing, you purposely leave yourself vulnerable to attack. You must be "no part of the world" in order to win the battle in the end, otherwise you simply end up defeating yourself through negligence and a lack of wisdom.
wisdom yo