Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

1. 2016-01-15 at 9:34 PM UTC in This Pedo Bullshit
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   [SIZE=14px]amidoingitrite?[/SIZE]
   
   

   I think I can appreciate that
2. 2016-01-15 at 8:04 PM UTC in The most depraved thing you will ever hear.
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Sounds like an autistic faggot jacking off with sandpaper
3. 2016-01-14 at 2:07 PM UTC in The roshambo and sploo chronicles
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   ...
4. 2016-01-13 at 10:25 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I'll poor wine in your asshole and drink it like a broken sputtering fart fountain nigga..let's experiment like the romans
5. 2016-01-13 at 10:19 PM UTC in Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I think I just get bored fucking the same pussy after a month and want to try a new one but this saddens me because that means my life is just a never ending pursuit of new and exciting gardens to plow..I really like the girl I'm with right now and I plan on staying with her but the urge to explore new caves is gonna build up till one day it overwhelms me
6. 2016-01-13 at 8:04 PM UTC in How many Sploos could beat up a Malice?
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Aren't autistic kids supposed to have the primal strength of a rabid chimpanzee? I think that sploo fag would be a formidable foe especially high on computer duster syncans and speed
7. 2016-01-13 at 4:31 AM UTC in Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   Nigga, that baby analogy is apt: men are grown trained professionals at pleasing their own dicks. Women have a fraction of the experience with dicks. His hand can do things my mouth and hands surely never could. He can control his pace, rather than submitting to my own. Mmm. Hot, right? Don't you wish you were that beta?

   Exactly
8. 2016-01-13 at 2:38 AM UTC in Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Your existence is overrated
9. 2016-01-13 at 1:20 AM UTC in Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   No just my hand

   its like that don Jon movie that came out a few years ago when the star actor gets off more by watching porn then actually fucking chicks
   
10. 2016-01-13 at 1:17 AM UTC in Starwars sucks startrek is better
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Starwars is like a double whopper meal at burger king while startrek is delicious salmon dinner at a restaurant. Fast and cheap vs slow and savory
11. 2016-01-13 at 12:47 AM UTC in Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    How wise and how old was he?

    A redneck gandalf the grey
12. 2016-01-12 at 11:44 PM UTC in Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Your dick is a faggot and likes man hands?

    No just my hand
13. 2016-01-12 at 10:34 PM UTC in Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    How come my hand feels better on my cock then any pussy or mouth? I feel like women are overrated...a wise old man once told me the biggest mistake you can make is marrying a women. This scares me. Sometimes I think about just living by myself with some kitties, and heroin.
14. 2016-01-11 at 2:51 PM UTC in Are baths gay?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Does anyone think that a man bathing every once in awile instead of showering is effeminate faggotry? I find bath taking to be a relaxing way to unwind when stressed out or under the weather.
15. 2016-01-06 at 10:15 PM UTC in The dollar tree up the block stocks bundy now
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Your excited about a dollar store stocking bundy..your already retarded
16. 2015-12-24 at 5:33 PM UTC in The only good song I ever wrote
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    you mean nothing

    Your music is nothing
17. 2015-12-24 at 5:30 PM UTC in Roshambo vs sploo 1: whos better at drums
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Splooo is best
18. 2015-12-19 at 1:06 PM UTC in Why am I such a fag?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    This is so queer yo
19. 2015-12-16 at 10:23 PM UTC in hello
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Im attracted to Native American women
20. 2015-12-16 at 9:05 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Is there something wrong with airplane peanuts? Say it to my face fucker.

    They need more salt