Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

1. 2016-06-28 at 12:56 PM UTC in Asked a girl out and she said yes. Not as good as it sounds.
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   I'm not ugly, that's for sure. I'm just a normal lookin' guy I guess.

   You sound extremely gay
2. 2016-06-26 at 6:27 PM UTC in ATTN: RisiR
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   Why all the hate? In one sentence you say it isn't personal, in another you say I somehow cause your anger. Let's figure out why that is.

   You disrespectful little cunt. You dare talk to the sacred one whom all shit winds blow through. Die..
3. 2016-06-26 at 1:02 PM UTC in Weird shit that's stayed with you.
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   My molestation in the tunnel slide!
4. 2016-06-25 at 2:42 PM UTC in Things you've only seen on T.V. & movie but never IRL
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

   Turtles dying. Fuck you.

   Hey now asshole
5. 2016-06-25 at 1:24 PM UTC in Myristicin is better than wood rose LSA and morning glory
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I heard if you eat fresh green seeds you trip harder and better..
6. 2016-06-25 at 1:17 PM UTC in The wizard of oz is such a gay movie
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Did you guys ever see the video of the munchkin hanging himself while they were shooting the video. You can see it on YouTube. They cut it out of the actual movie though..munchkin suicide is still extremely gay though..fuck
7. 2016-06-25 at 2:27 AM UTC in Crouton
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I'm starting to take the head shop here that sells it is way overpriced I just buy it online it's a lot fresher and better quality don't take extracts the up your tolerance to fast
8. 2016-06-24 at 11:50 AM UTC in Turning 30's gonna suck...
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I turn 25 next month and I'm freaked. I'm starting to realize how short life really is.
9. 2016-06-23 at 1:10 AM UTC in I'm going to see john carpenter tommorow
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Just got done watching ghosts of mars very good...the thing is one of my favorite movies of all time.
10. 2016-06-22 at 7:09 PM UTC in How to harass my old boss?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    You could light off some fireworks in the bathroom
11. 2016-06-22 at 7:08 PM UTC in How to harass my old boss?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I would've said take a shit on the bathroom floor then notify him..but that would mess with the other employees not just him
12. 2016-06-22 at 12:02 PM UTC in Need New "You Don't Scare Me" Lines!! Plz Heelllllp!!
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I'll butcher fuck your eyes out with my cock.
13. 2016-06-20 at 11:35 PM UTC in I have to drink one more time so I can quit drinking.
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    I've been sober 8 days. Whence I get all the nice things I want for my apartment I'm gonna sip wine smoke weed take Crouton and kava..pound class A tang...live the good life..yess
14. 2016-06-19 at 9:44 PM UTC in What drugs should always be on hand/ kept in reserve?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Wait, whats propranolol useful for? I have a strip of that shit but thought it was useless.

    Propranol is useful for knocking yourself out its non recreational
15. 2016-06-19 at 6:10 PM UTC in What drugs should always be on hand/ kept in reserve?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    Amphetamines...I'm getting my script of vyvanse. It's the perfect drug to stay awake and focused when the jedis come for my guns and little freedom
16. 2016-06-18 at 9:36 PM UTC in To what extent of being responsible for someones death would you feel bad?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
    If your paying attention shouldn't you be able to see this little shit and slam on the breaks? I'd feel guilty regardless because it's a little kid. I'd feel guilty if it was a woman to probably if it was a dude fuck him he should've been looking both ways
17. 2016-06-18 at 2:25 PM UTC in Most people are in denial about death, but I'm not.
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Same. Other people change the world. I sit around doing nothing.

    Probably because you an ugly faggot that like things up your anus
18. 2016-06-18 at 11:17 AM UTC in Most people are in denial about death, but I'm not.
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    You only think I don't know what semantics means, because you can't compute that what you said is semantics, because…
    
    YOU. ARE. IN. DENIAL. ABOUT. DYING.
    
    Let's assume that you're wrong, and not dying as an old person IS non-typical. Let's say 99.99% of people only died in old age.
    
    To people, that old age will never come. It's a fantasy to them. They don't picture themselves as ever being old. And therefore, they don't picture themselves dying either.

    What is death denying lol. People arnt in denial of the fact that one day there gonna die. There's just know point in dwelling on it. I wouldn't say in denial I'd say it's an unpleasant thought to put in back of ones mind. You seem to think you know what being In denial of death is but what to you is not being in denial of death?
19. 2016-06-17 at 11:34 PM UTC in It's already hard enough...
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    I like turtles.

    Awww <3
20. 2016-06-17 at 8:54 PM UTC in You cunt. You fucking whore. You think you're better than me?
    Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

    Why would any woman ever want to date you? Look at this from another person's perspective. You have no right or reason to be angry.

    Your wisdom is showing