Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle

2015-12-16 at 8:44 PM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.

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I know more about psychopharamacology than you think you know about your left hand kid.

You ignorant dissociated anal slut!

2015-12-16 at 8:40 PM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.

Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

I know more about psychopharamacology than you think you know about your left hand kid.

you slut

2015-12-16 at 8:25 PM UTC in ATTN: Spectral

Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

Every single Totse clone server after Totse was DoS'd to death. Not one escaped. Day and night they got shat on continually, like literal clockwork. Even zok himself couldn't stop it, no matter where he moved the server to, no matter how many mods and patches he installed. Some of those Totse clone servers had their entire database hard deleted, much to the chagrin of those Admins. Explain that.

do you milk Weiner's with your gumz?

2015-12-11 at 10:36 PM UTC in That feel when you nod out right as you peak

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Drugs are bad mmk

2015-11-27 at 6:30 PM UTC in Tool isn't actually that bad

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its hard to believe ive been waiting 10 years for another tool album...

2015-11-26 at 8:28 PM UTC in you are all invited to my suicide

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Are you gonna be creative or are you just gonna shoot yourself in the head... Be creative we'll remember you a little longer.

2015-11-21 at 3:13 PM UTC in This is the end beautiful friend

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Of our elaborate plans the end..of everything that stands theee end..no safety or surprise theee end I'll never.. Look into your..eyes aaaagain

2015-11-16 at 5:02 PM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.

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Lol bundy itches u must be secular joy

your an ignorant bitch

2015-11-15 at 4:52 PM UTC in I've remembered my true calling.

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It fucks you up so badly it reduces your IQ to single digits. For example, one time I made a thread on Zoklet wondering if I took enough bundy to trip, I peaked a few hours later and tried to describe my trip in the thread

The post was "gufj"

when taking bundy have you ever experienced extreme itching like SEVERE itching last time i tripped on bundy that happened to me and its never happened before. i took an off brand walmart bottle of straight bundy pills and a bottle of cough syrup with bundy polysterix. im thinking it was because of the poly bundy but im not sure..

2015-11-14 at 7:15 PM UTC in What is the best movie ever?

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was pretty good to..

2015-11-14 at 7:13 PM UTC in What is the best movie ever?

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Lawrence of Arabia....its on netflix

2015-11-13 at 7:41 PM UTC in Skinny puppy

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Any of you niggers like skinny puppy as much as I do or have even heard there music?

2015-11-12 at 9:09 PM UTC in Nothing exciting ever happens here.

Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

You'd be surprised at what a decade in loss prevention at a large department store will get you. You become street smart, observant, devious, tricky, tough and educated. You meet people of all walks of life in their worst moments, from diplomats, to police officers, to teachers to doctors, not just your everyday persons. Long conversations and much insight into the way the world really works. You learn what courage really is. You learn to make split second decisions which have to be the right ones consistently. You learn about how the law really works, up close and personal. In summary, working loss prevention for years will get you a lot more out of life than sleeping on the couch, or posting cute little pics on teh innerbuttz.

this actually made me laugh out loud

2015-11-12 at 7:54 PM UTC in The jedis

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I dare someone to count the white scumbags, and then count the jedi scumbags, and then report and give us a comprehensive tally. And the reason no one has done that is because there are actually wayyyy more white scumbags than there are jedi scumbags, but they don't want you to know that. The white scumbags need a scapegoat to belay their own consciences, as they stumble on heedlessly in their despicable and wicked deeds.

theres also only like 14 million jedis left in the world compared to the almost 1 billion white people so of course there gonna be more white scumbags then jedi scumbags....mahhhgeeeerrrrd.

2015-11-12 at 2:07 PM UTC in The jedis

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Plot twist: Hitler was a jedi

No he was not

2015-11-11 at 9:31 PM UTC in Give me compliments

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Your skin looks nice and smoooooth

2015-11-10 at 3:53 PM UTC in A fat woman has sex with attractive men off of tinder

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Huuurrrraaayyy for fat whores...fat whore pride woooo!!! Its okay to be fat as fuck and a whore yaayyyy!!!

2015-11-09 at 8:56 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape Thread

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Odinist, and no your account doesn't transfer OSRS/RS3 are too distinct games. I'll help you get started tho.

Alright I added you I'm pretty noobish right now and I'm not a member

2015-11-09 at 4:30 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape Thread

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And you can be my friend and we can go into the Blue Moon Inn in Varrock and work on our roleplay levels if that's cool.

Whats you username?

2015-11-09 at 3:55 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape Thread

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Does my account not transfer over to osrs I logged In and I'm in tutorial island?

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