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a lot of girls online suck ass and not the good kind

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    A lot of girls on dating profiles are like "i want a weeel man, with a car and has his own place! and has job! and isn't gross! and listen to coast to coast!

    yet most of these girls have smelly vaginas , they may or may not have a car, they may or not have their own place, and almost always don't listen to coast to coast.

    they say they don't want a booty call and want a relationship,and want to get to know someone before they hang out/have sex. then you ask them okay well, what do you do for work and they are like "i work in the industry..." or "i work for the gubberment" its like lol so what do you do whipe asses like riser or work at the dmv , or are you a county clerk you sappy slut?

    then you ask them what kind of music do you like ? and they say " oh you know anything thats on...''

    then girls wonder why I slap them around and stand them up.

    wtf

    I want a real girl that works out , and takes it up the asshole and cooks (all things I'm willing to do)
  2. #2
    They probably want someone who has bigger goals in life then running a hotdog stand darling
  3. #3
    Its because when they make a profile they think "sjfgfffhjfjqqqscvnnlflpdprkfjgjfjsndjfjfjhdjfjfjfjfjfjfjwjwjsjfjtutuwhqjqjajzhzxjcnvngjgkgogogpfrjfjfjfjjdjfjhfjhdjdjejdkvkbkhhkekejgktkrjwjqiqiwiakammlodpppzzxncjdkakajdj"

    And then OHH I got 500 Facebook messages from people wanting to have sex, better sift through the pile in search of a mate for the 100tj ttime

    Rinse repeat until baby and marriage.
  4. #4
    Its because when they make a profile they think "sjfgfffhjfjqqqscvnnlflpdprkfjgjfjsndjfjfjhdjfjfjfjfjfjfjwjwjsjfjtutuwhqjqjajzhzxjcnvngjgkgogogpfrjfjfjfjjdjfjhfjhdjdjejdkvkbkhhkekejgktkrjwjqiqiwiakammlodpppzzxncjdkakajdj"

    bitches aint shit
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    They probably want someone who has bigger goals in life then running a hotdog stand darling

    well what girl wouldnt you derpadew. I have a lot of girls in my town that have sipped my cum and also sip the hateraid.
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