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Posts by Sir slappy the sea turtle
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2016-09-19 at 9:29 PM UTC in Russia bans pornhub & youporn.
Did you even read the thread? I've demonstrated multiple times that 'common sense' as you call it, in this case is wrong. Also at Obbe, the truth doesn't have to be agreeable, it's just that, the truth.
Obviously you didnt explain sheeet. -
2016-09-19 at 12:49 PM UTC in Russia bans pornhub & youporn.Im siding with TLN on this one. Common sense just points to pornography being degenerate. Its a plague on society. If i didnt jack off constantly to porn everyday my relations with women would most likely improve. I wouldnt be so sex obsessed with ass and probably see them more for what they are on the inside. Imagine a lonely fat man with zero self-esteem porn makes it easy for him to sit in his chair faping his life away to a computer screen crying into his cheeseburgers. I bet theres a lot of degenerate fatasses jacking off to porn because its and easy way out then growing a pair and going out into the world to find a partnet
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2016-09-10 at 2:50 PM UTC in There's gonna be a new Enter in town.Goodluck ive been saying shit like this for years im getting better but it didnt happen overnight you cant just change your personal nature in one day its built into you.
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2016-09-08 at 3:31 PM UTC in I wish I was a vampire.Id rather be a werewolf..id hunt you down and murder you with my chompers
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2016-09-06 at 11:10 AM UTC in MILF said I was cute.Milfs tend to pity the lesser males
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2016-09-06 at 1:21 AM UTC in Temazapam and weed sir slappy approvedThis is a rather good night time combo..one i rather enjoy. One that relaxes the senses and drifts you off to pleasurable dreamscapes...indeed. sir slappy has his stamp of approval slapped all over this one mhmm
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2016-09-06 at 1:02 AM UTC in Ratbo's guide to tolerating life when u feel l8v shitBeedrills a pokemon hurhurhur
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2016-09-05 at 8:21 PM UTC in I was at the local burger joint to pick up some food...
dude you're such a huge pussy its not even funny , that or your whole schtick is about being a beta faggot. goddamn. you suck
Or maybe she was just a nice girl and your just crazy in the head. You sound like an insecure faggot that hits age 40 and starts kidnapping women and hunting them in the forest
you're like the fat girl that complains about skinny girls being sluts and wearing skimpy clothes.
You should be more considered with yourself rather than "a guy with a good haircut" and some "burger king queen" God do you ever get tired of being such a cuck? If she's such a slut why ddin't you go get some instead of whining like a faggot here? -
2016-09-05 at 12:04 PM UTC in I just got a very bad haircut.Lmao your posts just keep getting more and more pathetic buzz it off are you a little girl or a man buy a beard trimmer also. Be your own man dont pay catty bitches to cut your hair
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2016-09-03 at 4:03 PM UTC in Want a job in south east Asia?
if any of you are interested in finding new work in an incredible part of the world let me know. Several opportunities are available.
What are the details? Im a hard worker
The requirements are:
be white
have a clean background history
$2,000 a month, 25 working hours a week
if you're serious reply here -
2016-09-03 at 3:40 PM UTC in How do you feel if a girl calls you daddy during sex?
I think to myself that she's being a boring, cliche fuck. I roll my eyes, ignore it, and continue to fantasize about sick shit in my head to finally make me cum.
Hmmm pretty much my same reaction for once you made a post that wasnt whiney and beta -
2016-09-01 at 11:26 PM UTC in teach me about love niggasi think ive been in love with a woman my last girlfriend Like i actually felt love im not sure what that is but a bestfriend you have sex with. A girl you truly think is more beautiful then the rest...unique. Its like romantice innocence has been stolen from me
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2016-09-01 at 11:05 PM UTC in ATT: HYDRO
got gang banged in a white van + dont no hos the dad + the spliff made u mad + now ur actin sad == whiny whiny whiny bitch + her mum k wus succin my dick but her pum pum stunk of ficsh when ur son searchd his name on google 2 see whu his mum wus it jus came up like dis
You must be an actual nigger -
2016-09-01 at 3:56 PM UTC in I won't bore you with the details, but I just lost all my friends.
Was 'sposed to keep a secret, but accidentally let it slip. Forgot it was supposed to be a secret. :(
Sounds like your friends are assholes not you then -
2016-09-01 at 2:17 PM UTC in I won't bore you with the details, but I just lost all my friends.How do you fuck up that bad? Dont blame it on being autistic if you fucked up and lost all your friends you were probably an asshole
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2016-09-01 at 11:16 AM UTC in Question about pregnant womenWtf are you talking about bruh
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2016-08-29 at 9:35 PM UTC in I spit in the face of god
That made me laugh.
She turns 18 next month...its true i do feel slightly enslaved she left for college a week ago to so shes about 4 hours away. Its strange this beautiful young blonde girl that looks pure and sexy has been giving me the eyes at work. She started working where i work righy when my gf left. Could the universe be speaking to me. Ugh i hate how complicated life seems at times
Sorry to say this Slappy but I think you're fucked. You won't beat the 17 year old pussy. It's impossible. The succubus is going to enslave you.
I'm glad you got an abortion this time but there's so many ticks in that pjnk hole it's unbelievable.
Don't stop the fucking, though. Just be prepared for the worst. -
2016-08-29 at 6:56 PM UTC in What was the last film you watched? How was it?Horton hears a who...it was pretty decent ive seen it atleast 50 times but i still enjoy it
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2016-08-29 at 12:59 AM UTC in making extra cash off your own amateur porn
All I can say is I had a fruitful youth selling Pictures of myself to old gay men on the internet I met on craiglist. I got phone cards and $50 bank transfers for filming myself taking a piss.
This intrigues me its like getting paid for everydays tasks. ..like eating breakfast
Also you can lie about your age on the internet. 17 is the new 19. 10 is the new 17. -
2016-08-29 at 12:32 AM UTC in making extra cash off your own amateur pornIs this possible? Do amateur pornstars on pornhub make cash relative to how many people watch their videos the same way youtubers make cash? Hmmmmm
