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2019-05-24 at 1:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionActually I would talk to diet peanus on the phone right now too if he wanted to. Want to ?
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2019-05-24 at 1:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'm gonna smoke weed all day and play stupid rdr2 for some reason and that's that. I'm gonna rob and murder literally every person I come across and then take me and my horse (who I named Chootie) up into the mountains and hide out while faggots try to find me . This is my Friday. And I'll also do a load of laundry. Dishes ? Nope. Did them all yesterday. I'll clean my bathroom. Call my fona fone. Jk. I hate talking. Unleas its lala. She can call. Nobody else. Thank you
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2019-05-24 at 1:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-05-24 at 12:50 PM UTC in The thing I love most about finny is that he's such a disruptive force...I died for shit like this.
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2019-05-17 at 6:22 PM UTC in I have been cleansed by the lord and savior and now I am making some major changes in my lifeYou're a bad person.
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2019-05-16 at 4:29 PM UTC in Welcome to the futurekill yourself faggot
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2019-05-15 at 5:59 AM UTC in Attn: Aldracucks
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2019-04-18 at 3:10 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
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2019-03-27 at 3:50 AM UTC in So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now
Originally posted by gadzooks In this thread I reminisce about all the homeless meth addicted vagrants I've given refuge to.
I think I counted them all (at least, while living in this town).
There was Lord in Ottawa who gave me his number at the bar and asked if he could spend the night, but when I noticed that I now have a Lord and a Jesus in my phone contacts list (Jesus is my Peruvian friend), I felt schizophrenic myself and just had to bail and re-evaluate my life.
I'm not Peruvian and I'm not your friend. -
2019-02-19 at 11:44 AM UTC in Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot'
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2019-02-19 at 11:40 AM UTC in Ann Coulter Fires Back at Trump: 'The Only National Emergency Is that Our President Is an Idiot'Have you all ever stopped to consider that you're all fucking stupid as shit and nothing matters because I made you that way and everything you talk about is fodder for laughter BETWIXT ME AND MY DAD?
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2019-02-12 at 11:10 PM UTC in Further proof I am the most talented man alive...And here I thought me walking on water was impressive.
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2018-12-28 at 5:46 AM UTC in Jesus fucking christ
Originally posted by Ughhu Doubt Jesus will get them coins back
Well you sure as shit won't.
Matthew 21:21 ESV
And I answered them, “Truly, I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt , you will not only do what has been done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, ‘Be taken up and thrown into the sea,’ it will happen. -
2018-12-25 at 2:31 PM UTC in Merry X-Mas u pathetic losers...Nah I made exceptions. Some people are simply destined to burn eternally.
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2018-12-25 at 2:27 PM UTC in Merry X-Mas u pathetic losers...
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2018-12-24 at 8:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-12-12 at 10:10 PM UTC in My daughter just diedsmh
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2018-12-04 at 8:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-11-07 at 6:51 PM UTC in FUCK YOU
Originally posted by Narc The bible telling everyone that the jedis killed jesus makes all the religious idiots predisposed to hate jedis and ready to blame them for anything.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well no, the bible says Romans killed Jesus..Pontious Pilate
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Originally posted by -SpectraL No, read the account properly. Pilate pleaded with the jedis several times to let Jesus go, even going so far as to point out he had committed no crime, but the jedis still wanted him dead. Then Pilate realized it was the time of year when one convict would be released to the jedis, at their choice, so he offered to release Jesus to them. They demanded a convicted murderer to be released to them instead, and so Jesus was executed on their insistence. Pilate then washed his hands of the affair and let them have their way, for fear of the jedis in the upper echelon, and how they might incite the people to rebellion. That's what really happened. It's this same cabal of corrupt jedis today who are the direct descendants of this gang of belly-crawling snakes who murdered Jesus way back then.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes…Pilate had Jesus..HE made the decision..he could have said "no" to the jedis, instead his decision was to turn him over to them knowing what they were going to do…that makes him responsible…that was HIS decision.
It's the same as "blaming" the guy who straps a convicted murderer to the electric chair…it's not that guy who made the decision…the judge/jury made the decision…Pilate made the decision regarding Jesus…the jedis simply carried out the procedure Pilate knew his decision would lead to.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Spoiler: Jesus died for our sins..that was the plan all along…if that had not happened then our sins could not be forgiven because only through Jesus can we enter heaven per what his dad's rules.
As such the ones that killed Jesus…as part of the required plan…are the as much the saviors of all our souls as Jesus himself.
I know that blows your tiny minds.
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Originally posted by midniteblues At the time Pilates support from Rome was shaky at best, and he feared antagonizing the jedi leadership (the Sanhedrin,which was dominated by the Sadducees.) knowing they would complain to the emperor. The teachings and actions of Jesus were more of a threat to the jedi religious leaders than the Roman authorities. The Romans wouldn't have initiated action against him without prompting from the jedi authorities as the last thing Pilate was worried about was a military coup led by Jesus.
Torah (the law) and temple were the two great institutions of Judaism. Jesus challenged the authority and continuing validity of both, posing a significant threat to Israel’s leadership. He accused them of pride, hypocrisy, and greed. Jesus asserted that the Sanhedrin were acting against the Lord’s anointed, that they would face judgment for this, and that Jesus himself would be their judge. Such a challenge demanded a response! In retaliation, and to protect their authority and legitimacy, the Sanhedrin turned Jesus over to Pilate, modifying their religious charges to political ones,sedition and claiming to be a king in opposition to Caesar, and gaining from Pilate a capital sentence.
The account of charges brought to Pilate by the Sanhedrin in Luke’s Gospel are related to sedition: “And they began to accuse him, saying, ‘We have found this man subverting our nation. He opposes payment of taxes to Caesar and claims to be Christ, a king. . . . He stirs up the people all over Judea by his teaching. He started in Galilee and has come all the way here’ ” (Luke 23:2, 5).
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ^ Doesn't matter, he made the decision. He had the power to decide..and he did…"I wash my hands of him" is a decision.
"and gaining from Pilate a capital sentence."…right there.
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Originally posted by stl1 He.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus called them "offspring of vipers", because that's exactly what they are. Poisonous snakes. And right now, they're running everything.
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Originally posted by midniteblues Actually you have that backwards. The jediS turned Jesus over to Pilate.The Romans crucified him, not the jedis. But you are correct, they knew exactly what would happen by changing their charges from religious ones to political ones. The sly dogs.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ultimately God made the decision that Jesus should die..again that was the plan all along…anyone who aided god in that plan was doing gods work.
It's a bit like "popular" culture likes to portray Judas as the bad guy when in fact he should be "celebrated" as the 2nd most important next to Jesus…again without Judas's "betrayal" there would be no death/resurrection…saving of souls.
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2018-11-07 at 6:33 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
