Posts by Jesus

1. 2018-11-07 at 6:21 PM UTC in Walking past a group of school children while clearly fucked up & on drugs
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III "if u cant be literally jesus christ u might as well be an all out piece of shit"

   
   Same thing in my Book.
2. 2018-10-09 at 3:36 AM UTC in “Shoop” is ultimate expression of female empowerment
   

   Jesus Houston
   smh
3. 2018-10-07 at 7:54 AM UTC in I FORGIVE YOU JESUS
   

   Jesus Houston
   I don't know what makes you think I give a fuck.
   
   I don't.
4. 2018-10-05 at 11:53 PM UTC in May any higher being(s) or force that can see thus messege please bestow upon me good fortune.
   

   Jesus Houston
   No.
5. 2018-09-18 at 4:21 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jesus will.

   
   Nah. I stopped giving a shit while back.
6. 2018-08-10 at 6:23 PM UTC in Why I became a Christian (again)
   

   Jesus Houston
   lol dumbass
7. 2018-07-19 at 6:22 PM UTC in How long you been sober?
   

   Jesus Houston
   Oh I forgot to mention my dad could probably help you out just shoot him a prayer in the next couple days and I'll give him a heads up. Peace.
8. 2018-07-19 at 6:15 PM UTC in How long you been sober?
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by ohfralala Save me Lord!

   
   I cannot save you. I can't even save myself.
   
   I'm sorry. Goodbye.
9. 2018-07-19 at 6:02 PM UTC in How long you been sober?
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by ohfralala Jesus Christ

   
   I'm busy. What do you want?
10. 2018-07-03 at 7:21 AM UTC in The “Thanks” and “Quote” buttons are uneven
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by fanglekai i'm not going to stick around.

    
    Thank you me.
11. 2018-07-03 at 2:53 AM UTC in All the other DHers abandoned this site...
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol smh

    
    You seem troubled, my child. Come, lay your burdens upon my sandled feet and let me cleanse you.
12. 2018-07-02 at 3:46 PM UTC in All the other DHers abandoned this site...
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Thank you Jesus

    
    You are welcome, my child.
13. 2018-03-28 at 8:53 AM UTC in what math function would flip a number backwards
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus if jesus christ is normal i am normal too

    
    End thread.
14. 2018-03-14 at 10:30 PM UTC in Rate your physical appearance 1-10
    

    Jesus Houston
    I have sinned.
15. 2018-03-14 at 10:29 PM UTC in Rate your physical appearance 1-10
    

    Jesus Houston
    /10
16. 2018-03-14 at 10:28 PM UTC in Rate your physical appearance 1-10
    

    Jesus Houston
    10
17. 2018-03-14 at 9:38 PM UTC in yo mtv, welcome to my crib
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by MAL I’m like forced to use the mobile app and no way am I going on imagur or this site on my work laptop.

    
    Then use a different image hosting site like TinyPic!. Jesus FUCK!!!!
18. 2018-03-14 at 8:59 PM UTC in ATTN: Captain Falcon
    

    Jesus Houston
    Hush.
19. 2017-12-30 at 4:20 PM UTC in I denied God today.
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel It's uncomfortable because it's wrong. Being away from God's love is not a good feeling but once you learn about Jesus and the Lord and celebrate Christmas with your family and other Christians you will start to feel that love grow and you will wake up every day knowing that God is looking out for you and you are there for him.

    
    ^He's right you know
20. 2017-12-26 at 11:21 PM UTC in Thanks for all the birthday wishes
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Number13 What's your opinion on the jedis killing you?

    
    I had to die. Didn't matter to me who actually did it, just so long as it got done. I mean, I knew I was rising again in a couple of days so what do I care rite? LMFAO