Posts by Jesus

1. 2019-05-24 at 2:23 PM UTC in Risir did not meet candyrein in the middle..
   

   Jesus Houston
   Does he look like Mario Lopez?
2. 2019-05-24 at 2:22 PM UTC in CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
   

   Jesus Houston
   Which number is it?
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost How degenerate is Austin that there are multiple posters here from the same city that all know each other and instead of doing this on Facebook they come here

   
   How AWESOME you mean?
   
   Which one of those cheeseburger numbers is the right one. I'm calling them b
3. 2019-05-24 at 2:15 PM UTC in I think Juicebox is gone.
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Technologist No real beef. I just don’t like pompous ass people who think they know it all. I stay away from them in real life, as I try to do here.

   
   Shots. Fired.
   
   Question everything.
4. 2019-05-24 at 2:13 PM UTC in Really stoned laying under a machine at work.
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost Shut the fuck up jesus or I'll nail you to another cross.

   
   Paradise ? I'll keep talking then.
5. 2019-05-24 at 2:11 PM UTC in Risir did not meet candyrein in the middle..
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Sophie If that was meant for me, it is public knowledge that that's where RisiR is from. If you go through his post history i'm sure you'll find it.

   
   I was jkjk
6. 2019-05-24 at 2:11 PM UTC in Risir did not meet candyrein in the middle..
   

   Jesus Houston
   For a cute vacation you now know what to do.
7. 2019-05-24 at 2:10 PM UTC in Really stoned laying under a machine at work.
   

   Jesus Houston
   I'm drunk
   Call me
8. 2019-05-24 at 2:09 PM UTC in Risir did not meet candyrein in the middle..
   

   Jesus Houston
   Neither did I
9. 2019-05-24 at 2:09 PM UTC in Risir did not meet candyrein in the middle..
   

   Jesus Houston
   PI rat^
10. 2019-05-24 at 2:04 PM UTC in Risir did not meet candyrein in the middle..
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie If RisiR and Candy met each other in the middle they'd be in the Atlantic somewhere right now.

    
    Or
    
    
11. 2019-05-24 at 2:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Jesus Houston
    I have all day I'm not ready yet.
12. 2019-05-24 at 2 PM UTC in DH in a nutshell
    

    Jesus Houston
    It's people narrating the thoughts of agitated heroin rig users.
    
    That's the best joke I could come up with.
13. 2019-05-24 at 1:56 PM UTC in The thing I love most about finny is that he's such a disruptive force...
    

    Jesus Houston
    Those rhymes are literal trash
    
    I could do better with my cigarette ash
14. 2019-05-24 at 1:53 PM UTC in The thing I love most about finny is that he's such a disruptive force...
    

    Jesus Houston
    Fine.
    
    Supersonic.
15. 2019-05-24 at 1:52 PM UTC in I think Juicebox is gone.
    

    Jesus Houston
    I never knew jig and tech had a beef. Tee hee
    
    Speaking of tee hee !!!!!!!!
16. 2019-05-24 at 1:50 PM UTC in The thing I love most about finny is that he's such a disruptive force...
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ^ moronic

    
    ^sardonic
17. 2019-05-24 at 1:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Jesus Houston
    Leave me alone. :)
18. 2019-05-24 at 1:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Jesus Houston
    Fuck I'm drunk and lonely. I'll talk to anyone. Anyone call me.
19. 2019-05-24 at 1:38 PM UTC in The thing I love most about finny is that he's such a disruptive force...
    

    Jesus Houston
    I really wish there was a way to make a poll. I mean cmon. Is risir really living with candy in SHY TOWN? I think that would at least be fun to see what everyone thought.
20. 2019-05-24 at 1:36 PM UTC in The thing I love most about finny is that he's such a disruptive force...
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ironic. ^

    
    Iconic. ^