Posts by Jesus

1. 2017-10-10 at 2:35 AM UTC in joe rogan is such a blowhard coward
   

   Jesus Houston
   Lately I've been eating 6 egg whites scrambled with a little bit of diced ham and cheese, and 3 pieces of wheat toast, then do at least 100 pushups a day at work, in whatever increments I feel like. It's my initial phase of getting back into my ideal form.
2. 2017-10-10 at 2:30 AM UTC in Posts per day graph
   

   Jesus Houston
   Do you have the graph for this year?
3. 2017-10-10 at 2:21 AM UTC in Enter tests your IQ. Everybody play!
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Enter Funny as fuck haha.

   
   I smirked.
4. 2017-10-10 at 2:19 AM UTC in Enter tests your IQ. Everybody play!
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I cannot believe that actually worked. Good ruse.

   
   It was a good ruse, completely out of left field as I've never even seen Enter involved in the game.
   
   It was an absurdly easy question, he just knew that I wanted my THANK. I don't even want it now. I HATE THEM.
5. 2017-10-10 at 2:17 AM UTC in Enter tests your IQ. Everybody play!
   

   Jesus Houston
   I was gonna spell it with a fucking k too. Tee-hee
6. 2017-10-10 at 2:16 AM UTC in Enter tests your IQ. Everybody play!
   

   Jesus Houston
7. 2017-09-19 at 6:57 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
   

   Jesus Houston
   Heathens and sinners! But alas, my love for you remains.
8. 2017-09-07 at 7:20 PM UTC in When peace finally comes
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Sophie Nothing short of Jesus personally smiting me will convince me of that, sorry.

   
   Consider this your personal smiting, child.
9. 2017-05-30 at 10:52 PM UTC in Are pedos monsters or just sick?
   

   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll call Pilate, and then I'll kill you.

   
   Sorry bub. I'm the beta and Omega.
10. 2017-05-30 at 10:41 PM UTC in Are pedos monsters or just sick?
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you

    
    I will resurrect him
11. 2017-04-19 at 3:04 AM UTC in Loets open a bar!
    

    Jesus Houston
    The stream of life flows with watered down vodka. Let us rejoice.
12. 2017-04-19 at 2:59 AM UTC in HELLO KIDDIES!!!
    

    Jesus Houston
    Absolutely fine.
13. 2017-04-19 at 2:57 AM UTC in Loets open a bar!
    

    Jesus Houston
    Drink and be merry.
14. 2017-04-18 at 6:33 PM UTC in Would you go to church for Jesus?
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie My usertitle should have magically changed to "Personally Blessed by Jesus" for max impact.

    
    Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it and it will be yours.
15. 2017-04-18 at 6:26 PM UTC in Would you go to church for Jesus?
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie Jesus my nigga, fancy meeting you here. How's the pops?

    
    I've never been better. Bless you son.
16. 2017-04-18 at 6:21 PM UTC in Would you go to church for Jesus?
    

    Jesus Houston

    Originally posted by RisiR If he asked me personally, I would.

    
    Will you go to church for me, my child?