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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Patronize not lest yee be .

    No .

    I need validation when i do shit like this. Obviously. Thanks Falco. Jokes aside the monopoly money thing , I'll never forget. Shit like that is part of my life now. I'll tell my grandkids about that and they'll say HAHAHAHAHA what is monopoly and I'll beat the shit out of them but they will know afterwards. The same way I knew. You're a fun person. At the end of the day if there are 5 people that I always remember from zoklet/here , you'll be one of them. "When I see a person smoking I grab their cig and smash it on the ground"
    Ahaha

    Seventeen heart emojis go here

    It's all love baby. I wish I could give you a big hug right now.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish you could do. I'm obviously severely on the depressed end of a manic depressive episode. Have been for 5 years now. Hugs are nice. They're gay but nice. I'd take one.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Today's birthday has made me realise just how much of my 20's I've pissed up the wall.


    I planned to have had at least 3 bastard children by now. Instead I have 1 noble and one base born that I refuse to acknowledge on account of his mother, and himself, being ugly as fuck.

    So really I just have 1 child.


    Fuck...
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Today's birthday has made me realise just how much of my 20's I've pissed up the wall.


    I planned to have had at least 3 bastard children by now. Instead I have 1 noble and one base born that I refuse to acknowledge on account of his mother, and himself, being ugly as fuck.

    So really I just have 1 child.


    Fuck…

    Happy Birthday faggot
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian Today's birthday has made me realise just how much of my 20's I've pissed up the wall.


    I planned to have had at least 3 bastard children by now. Instead I have 1 noble and one base born that I refuse to acknowledge on account of his mother, and himself, being ugly as fuck.

    So really I just have 1 child.


    Fuck…

    Post pic of ugly child
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mashlehash Post pic of ugly child

    He looks nothing like me or my son so I vehemently refuse he's mine.
  7. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish you could do. I'm obviously severely on the depressed end of a manic depressive episode. Have been for 5 years now. Hugs are nice. They're gay but nice. I'd take one.

    Have you seen a shrink and gotten meds? You should look into it. I got on SSRIs recently and it's been helping somewhat.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Happy Birthday faggot
  9. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by DietYellow STFU

    Fuck you
  10. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Have you seen a shrink and gotten meds? You should look into it. I got on SSRIs recently and it's been helping somewhat.

    Him and everyone here. The result has been the same for everyone here as well.

    EXCEPT XANIC because he is unwholesome and therfor works oppositely.
  11. Jesus Houston
    I'm gonna smoke weed all day and play stupid rdr2 for some reason and that's that. I'm gonna rob and murder literally every person I come across and then take me and my horse (who I named Chootie) up into the mountains and hide out while faggots try to find me . This is my Friday. And I'll also do a load of laundry. Dishes ? Nope. Did them all yesterday. I'll clean my bathroom. Call my fona fone. Jk. I hate talking. Unleas its lala. She can call. Nobody else. Thank you
  12. Jesus Houston
    Actually I would talk to diet peanus on the phone right now too if he wanted to. Want to ?
  13. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus I'm gonna smoke weed all day and play stupid rdr2 for some reason and that's that. I'm gonna rob and murder literally every person I come across and then take me and my horse (who I named Chootie) up into the mountains and hide out while faggots try to find me . This is my Friday. And I'll also do a load of laundry. Dishes ? Nope. Did them all yesterday. I'll clean my bathroom. Call my fona fone. Jk. I hate talking. Unleas its lala. She can call. Nobody else. Thank you

  14. Jesus Houston
    Fuck I'm drunk and lonely. I'll talk to anyone. Anyone call me.
  15. Jesus Houston
    Leave me alone. :)
  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Shut up and RDR2 faggot
  17. Jesus Houston
    I have all day I'm not ready yet.
  18. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish you could do. I'm obviously severely on the depressed end of a manic depressive episode. Have been for 5 years now. Hugs are nice. They're gay but nice. I'd take one.

    Hugs:)
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Octavian I never thought I would see the day. May's disasterous handling of Brexit and Conservative infighting will ensure Corbyn stands a chance, but Israeli jedi magic and media influence in the general election will probably see Conservatives win by the skin of their teeth.

    even the GCHQ and military have been working to destroy corbyn, it seems unlikely they're above rigging the game

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