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Posts by Jesus

  1. Jesus Houston
    Just saying people were pretty sure the Warriors weren't gonna lose the NBA finals after being up 3-1 but ya know.
  2. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by frala Pretty sure you had it correct the first time.

    Are you ?
  3. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Phylakatai

    "Just turn your computer off and inside out and dont use computers even."
  4. Jesus Houston
    Asshole thread. I clicked because I thought your cat was maybe dying of a sad thing :( I was gonna offer friendly cat advice just whatever. Ugh! Ugh!!!!!!! Ugh. Hepatitis SEE
    WHAT YOU DID?!??!!?
  5. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by frala Jesus Christ you need to get a grip.

    Sorry that I'm impotent! Omnipotent I mean.
  6. Jesus Houston
    Jill the car is a green nigger.
  7. Jesus Houston
    What is a bugly?
  8. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Archer513 Another criminal off the streets 👍🏻

    When will they learn?

    I also want a badge to kill forgerers.
  9. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein Imma need a sip of wine after that post…


    *sipps wine*

    You actually dont even have to post. I'm ME. I'm my Dad too. And I'm the Holy Spirit . I guess I actually get to know everything you're ever gonna say or do before you ever know. One of the PRIVS of bring part of the Trinity. This forum is kinda boring since I already know what everyone is going to post for the rest of time.

    Sadly there is a day when Lanny dies by the literal hands of fralala and this site goes under. Most of you still in touch with voxer and skyturtle lounges and texts and all that. But the site... website... this one... it ends. Abruptly.
  10. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmfao

    It's all laughs until I dont take it and you die from driving off a cliff or whatever.
  11. Jesus Houston
    ALSO I KNOW YOURE BUSY TOKING SO I DONT WANT TO BE RUDE AS FAR AS ASKING YOU TO TEXT ME LATER I KNOW YOU ARE BUSY WITH YOUR SINGING APP AND YOUR SEWING MACHINE SO IF YOU FIND TIME BETWEEN SINGING AND SEWING AND TOKING IF YOU MAYBE WANNA SEND ME A TEXT THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME BUT IF NOT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND TOO!!!!
  12. Jesus Houston
    Hi Candy. Im thinking about you, wondering what you’re up to tonight. Text me later if you can
  13. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by frala

    @ lala Lol is that when you and Lanyard first met?

    Thanks for including and remembering Fappish. 💓
  14. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Unemployent

    set for life


    I definitely wasnt being facetious Mr. Picard. Good eye.
  15. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi Don't call me a kid you spoiled little punk
    Also you don't know anything about living you lifeless methhead.

    Why are you so stupid? Explain.
  16. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hell! Why isn't §m£ÂgØL and CaptainPaki on the list of choices??

    Same reason you and I aren't.
  17. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist to two biggest candidates are k­roz and lannyfag

    Don't you have the METAL CAPACITY to spell the word 'the' correctly ?

    You're not included on the list because you're the perpetual biggest loser of every month.

    Thanks.
  18. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung You self-entitled, lazy bastard.🌹

    Nope I bought into the system. It took me 35 years finally get a pandemic that gave me enough unemployment money to be SET FOR LIFE. thank you, Me.
  19. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER 40 hrs a week should be enough for a shitty apartment, food, insurance, minor medical bills and cat food.

    Zero hours a week should be enough for that. Jobs are GAY. they should be optional for persons that want to live more luxuriously but any person ever should be granted a house and food and water, for life, by default. By their parents. Lol. I didnt ask to be fucking born! Dont expect me to "earn my life". Bullshit. Lol
  20. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by cigreting Your such a dumbass and out of touch with reality its hilarious. Some jobs arent set up to make a living wage, they are for students, temporary work, or jobs that require no skill. They should not pay a higher than living wage, if they did then the price of everything would increase dramatically including wages in other skilled jobs/careers.

    Usually poor uneducated people live with multiple others to share living costs and they get by just fine. Sacrifices usually make people work harder to get out of the situation they are in so they don't have to make the same decisions in the future.

    Instead of whining about it you could get some type of education or skills that would allow you a better job, this would in turn make your loving situation better as well, retard

    That's sad though. Nobody was born by choice so nobody should be expected to get a degree or learn some speshul skill in order to get by. The easiest jobs should still pay enough for a person to have reasonable shelter food and waters.

    40 hours a week is a weird arbitrary number that doesn't even make sense either. 40. Yes 40 a week. That sounds right. Let's go with 40, Dan. Oh you think 30 would be better? You want to live a good life but only work 30 hours a week, and have 10 extra hours a week to do what you want? No! Fuck that. 40 it is. You dont deserve to be happy if you dont work at least 40 hours every week of your life.
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