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  1. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by DietPiano I'm done with it. The small bit that's left goes in the toilet. 60 dollars of this crap did more physical damage than thousands on H did. My body was not built for this, and I knew that

    You talking about the tech?

    Our bodies weren't built for anything specifically in my opinion. I guess you could argue they're built for reproduction and it's probably true since if we didnt reproduce, none of us would be here.

    I kind of like knowing that. It's our job to make more people and I stand staunchly against it. No more Wrens. I won't play this stupid world's game.
  2. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Yeah well the expression vs suppression is what makes you not an asshole, never having asshole thoughts just means you are vacant.

    That comma would've been the perfect spot for a semi colon.

    But yes so you agree? Everyone is an asshole, and most suppress it. They're still assholes though.
  3. Jesus Houston
    Everyone is an asshole but most people dont be one out loud they just think asshole things in their brain. Just be whatever you want. Gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit?
  4. Jesus Houston
    Yass Fam YASSS! LETS FUCKING GO!!!
  5. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Vitamin G Cucumbers are great but you have to peel them because sometimes they still have the spines

    The spines are the best part.
  6. Jesus Houston
    Because XXL isnt a size of battery. But you could lodge an XXL t-shirt inside any orifice so at least you're contributing. Thank you sir. Yes our shirt dildos are just down there on the top shelf next to the crayon dildos and tennis ball dildos.
  7. Jesus Houston
    Salary cap for all. The most a person should be able to make is a million dollars a year. Then wed have like 8 zillion extra dollars floating around to play with.
  8. Jesus Houston
    2017: I'll eat your eyes

    2019: I'll kill you


    We are progressing.

    Even though I'll kill you was captain falcon 2018.

    My post wasnt about eating eyes anyway.
  9. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal More like I am just sad to see a bunch of people stuck listening to mundane and ordinary "pop" music in the year 2019
    It's like someone who only plays Fifa and battlefront when there are tens of thousands of gems out there waiting to be indulged in, or somebody who wageslaves and then spends all their free time on a facebook feed, you see those types of people and you want to beat some sense into them you know what I mean?

    Yes, I do know what you mean. What I notice is that you seem to automatically dismiss any music that doesnt fit your palate. "Normie tier" music as you affectionately refer to it as.

    The thing is, I agree with what you're saying in terms of this new culture of mindless self indulgence, but music, and ANY song for that matter, in and of itself, can be "good." Guilty pleasures comes to mind.

    I like some Taylor Swift songs, for example. Some Justin Beiber songs too. Do I like the overall crowd, the people that ADORE them, no. I dont.

    Maybe just try to do a better job of discerning between shitty music and shitty culture behind the music.
  10. Jesus Houston
    It's not 2017?
  11. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What makes you think I am?

    Your entire posting history.
  12. Jesus Houston
    A Triple-A battery would be a good newborn babby dildy.
  13. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal This guy has more fans and love for his pedophile themed music than there are people in the entire world that care about your cheesy normie techno

    https://www.last.fm/music/goreshit

    Why are you scared of different tastes?
  14. Jesus Houston
    I will remove your eyes from your face while you are alive and strapped down to a cold metal slab in my eye removal sector of my torture mansion. I will use a toothpick and nothing else to perform the procedure. Meticulous it will be. I'll even let you choose the background music.

    I just changed my mind. It makes more sense to only remove one of your eyes so you can still see what's happening. Once I have extracted your eyeball I will show it to your other eye; just put it right in front of it so you can see eye to eye.

    Then a lot of other things are about to happen.
  15. Jesus Houston
    Oatmeal raisin faggot. Its snowing here too. Flurries.

    We should think of more things that can be dildos.

    I have to burn 7 hours quick.
  16. Jesus Houston
    Wow hell really isnt as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
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  18. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Solstice Dickhead vendor cancelled my one order and I sold too much Xanax so needed a slight restock. I feel good about this kit idea.


    5 x "3.5 mg aprazolam" (I believe the dose)

    20 mg pure Clonazolam powder (just ordered)

    5 x "strong" pressed Roxis with fentanyl

    6 mg pharm grade clonazepam

    Around 200 mg propanalol (slows heart)

    10x 5 mg fexeril (pointless, but adds a bit more sedation)

    Preload with powerful antiemetic Zofran 4 mg x 2 a day for a few days ahead of time then take 4 mg that morning. Shuts off vomiting reflex and ensures you wont puke it up.

    Bottle of good whiskey to drown it all down which I'll pick out that day.

    Moral bullshit aside, see any scientific errors or oversights? I really dont. It would happen in a secluded place where I wouldnt be found in time to rescue.

    Thoughts and prayers really DO work. :D
  19. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by Big League jedi He still made the right choice from his perspective. He can take this L or he can become a forever meme like Judd Apatow or 50 Cent





    Except he is Trump so it would be 1000000x bigger, literally everyone would be spamming that gif or clipn
    all over Twitter, it would get playtime during the 2020 election… He would look like a confirmed fool rather than just a bitch.

    At the very end of the Apatow one, Simple Man starts playing. I wonder if that was intentional.
  20. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by G4LM He needs JESUS

    I'm occupied.
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