Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-01-25 at 5:47 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah the cop would probably just roll past you if you didn't litter but he SAW you litter so you are fucked, he is gonna remember your name and face and where you live now because you pissed him off.
   
   In my experience most cops don't give a FUCK about drugs if you are respectful and obey the rules generally. I've never gotten a ticket for doing anything dumb when I was younger even though we would walk around black out drunk with a boxof coke cans and drop them all over the road make a huge mess but we cleaned it up and the cops didn't even care that we were drunk and underaged and obviously high.
   
   If we would have just kept on walking im sure we would be stopped and searched, jailed for the night, etc. Those same cops months later got a call about us when we were in a park past midnight smoking weed and they just told us not to go in parks this late and hang out because its a bylaw. Cops are pretty cool and good to have on your side.
   
   I feel bad when I throw cigarette butts on the ground but there is never a garbage can around when I smoke and theres no way im carrying them around.
2. 2017-01-25 at 5:46 AM UTC in Help Deport Mexicans
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Where is your country?
3. 2017-01-25 at 5:46 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost i was in jail for a few hours after the cops pulled me over for doing a whippet and throwing the can, they scanned my ID and found theres a warrant for me from the 22nd from some unnamed girl. they took away my nutmeg and poppy seeds too.

   
   Be careful. Don't get a DUI.
4. 2017-01-25 at 5:44 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Better get your parents to get you an attorney if it is a class a misdemeanor. I had 2 class A misdameanors when i was 17 and my parents had to shell out about 5k to get both of them dropped so I wouldn't have to do jail time, but I of course did spend a day initially for each arrest when I was arrested..
   
   then I once had a class a misdameanor for a dwi and even with an attorney I still temporarily lost my license and had to do a week downtown.
   
   get the affidavit from the county clerk and see what the deal is if they even have any legit evidence on you. And how did you find out you have this pending charge?

   
   Lol
5. 2017-01-25 at 5:42 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   yes officer
6. 2017-01-25 at 5:41 AM UTC in What do you think?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The red ones just felt like a normal keyboard to me.
7. 2017-01-25 at 5:40 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why not put the can in a backpack or something instead of throwing it on the ground. Sheesh kids these days have no respect!.
8. 2017-01-25 at 5:38 AM UTC in Help Deport Mexicans
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hash still gets imported in large amounts in my country, its more of a commodity than large scale drug trafficking.
9. 2017-01-25 at 5:37 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   12 months in jail is the maximum
10. 2017-01-25 at 5:36 AM UTC in What do you think?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The edges are smooth. If the backlight wasn't on all you would see is the mouse and screen.
11. 2017-01-25 at 5:35 AM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I actually feel bad for her and dont understand why she lets people get to her so much.
12. 2017-01-25 at 5:34 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    they were going to just give me a ticket for littering but they scanned my ID and it came up
    
    what were your A misdemeanors for from 17?
    
    aggravated harassment in the second degree (lol gay)
13. 2017-01-25 at 5:33 AM UTC in Can't touch this (bong)
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    its kinda hard to tell from the quality and all the res but the green part is glass and the black is resin. The downstem is all black caked with resin, I would take a picture but its impossible to get out without pliers and heat.
    
    The anatomy of scrawnys bong.
    
    
14. 2017-01-25 at 5:30 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i was in jail for a few hours after the cops pulled me over for doing a whippet and throwing the can, they scanned my ID and found theres a warrant for me from the 22nd from some unnamed girl. they took away my nutmeg and poppy seeds too.
15. 2017-01-25 at 5:30 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    stop littering and stop pestering girls and generally try to save your criminal activity for the good crimes, thanks.
16. 2017-01-25 at 5:29 AM UTC in Not doing drugs
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I told them about darknet benzos so they are like well since you have no problem getting benzos lets see if you can be normal without them.
17. 2017-01-25 at 5:29 AM UTC in Help Deport Mexicans
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Do people even still smuggle weed? So much is homegrown now it would appear importing it is pretty pointless, unless you're importing the finest hash from Afghanistan/Morocco/Lebanon

    
    Yes, but they don't import fine hash. At least here in America I've seen plenty of really shit tier weed which I can only assume came through the border up sweaty latino ass. Only seen it in the southern states though.
18. 2017-01-25 at 5:27 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thats what you get for littering. Cook meth like a normal person and DISPOSE OF THE WASTE PROPERLY!.
19. 2017-01-25 at 5:26 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it's true i have a court date march 28
20. 2017-01-25 at 5:26 AM UTC in What do you think?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Showing off this one because its the first keyboard I bought in many years. I'm also open to high end keyboards/mouse. The store I went to had it all on display including mechanical keyboards with backlight that had a color slider, really over the top, $200 mouses with 20 buttons on the side.
    
    I really like those green switch keyboards better than the red ones, it just felt so nice. I would need to play games for 30 mins to really make an informed decision though. The Roccat mouses were very nice, there were these white ones with all kinds of fancy buttons.
    
    I also need a new headset, I miss my old turtle beach ones.