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2017-01-25 at 7:04 AM UTC in horror as bus smashes through Albert Square leaving 11 facing death▲
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2017-01-25 at 7:02 AM UTC in horror as bus smashes through Albert Square leaving 11 facing death∆
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2017-01-25 at 6:20 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor nowWow man. You should post a copy of that first police report.
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2017-01-25 at 6:16 AM UTC in Eating fibre supplements
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Oatmeal is a cereal.
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2017-01-25 at 6:15 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Like I said it was a poor decision I made while on benzo's, I'm sure you can understand. And yes I was much more of a horn dog at that time in my life.
Oh, I missed that.
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2017-01-25 at 6:14 AM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"Its the least popular tourist city in Brazil.
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2017-01-25 at 6:14 AM UTC in Eating fibre supplementsOatmeal is a cereal.
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2017-01-25 at 6:14 AM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I have no problem with someone robbing at knifepoint which is simply a transaction but people that don't seek work can suck an egg! Unless you are smart living on investments I hope you suffer like I have.
This is precisely why I don't ever travel to Knifepoint. -
2017-01-25 at 6:13 AM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"I have no problem with someone robbing at knifepoint which is simply a transaction but people that don't seek work can suck an egg! Unless you are smart living on investments I hope you suffer like I have.
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2017-01-25 at 6:11 AM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
Originally posted by aldra this thread may have no good reason, but that doesn't mean there aren't any
Yeah but lots of the people doing this aren't much better. I'm pretty sure Bill Krozby is a felon, who had to take woman beating classes. Sploo, well, he's sploo. I don't know how close reject was to fuckbiscut, but he used to rob people at knifepoint and I wouldn't doubt if reject used to be a heroin addict as well.
Like really, everybody here is a fucking piece of shit mostly. If you're not a felon, then you've at least fucked up in some way. -
2017-01-25 at 6:11 AM UTC in Eating fibre supplementsBread and cereal works for me. And bagels.
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2017-01-25 at 6:10 AM UTC in Eating fibre supplementsI've been taking the greatest shits in years since I started 👌👌👌👌
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2017-01-25 at 6:08 AM UTC in Help Deport MexicansMarine vessel smuggling is easy, it has a long shelf life and they only bring in large amounts.
I still don't have a line on Khat yet but I wanna hang out with people that smuggle it, I'm sure its a wild lifestyle. -
2017-01-25 at 6:06 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor nowSploo chases girls and gets in trouble. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE GIRLS BRO!!!
IT's like watching coughgel bundy and jeff dahmer grow up in real life. You should start drinking heavily. -
2017-01-25 at 6:06 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I didn't rape her though. Not that I acted appropriate though.
Protip: It doesn't matter.
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2017-01-25 at 6:05 AM UTC in Help Deport MexicansDamn. I wonder why so many are taking the risk to smuggle into Canada. Seems like an odd choice when they've got all of Eurasia and probably Africa that they can sneak through without having to pass through the scrutiny of airport security. I suppose the heads probably don't care much for their little buggeroos though.
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2017-01-25 at 6:02 AM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"Yeah I don't see what the big deal is.
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2017-01-25 at 6:01 AM UTC in i got cucked by the pig jedis for littering and have a class A misdemeanor now
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You must of really of done something to piss her off, and you can't possibly think of who it is?
Like six years ago, I was arrested for sexual assault. This fat plumper bitch, I was hanging out with at the time was getting on my nerves, and I put her stuff in a box and dropped it off with her sister, she called me all day crying and asking why am I doing this. That night I took some valium and was drinking on top of it, finnally returned her calls and was all coy and was like "hey whats up? can I come over?"
and she reluctantly said yes, I came over all blitzed out from the valium, had a 40 of OE with me. And kept talking about how I liked her sister, she slapped me and I threw the bottle against her wall and yelled at her. She ent up apologizing and stared to blow me.
Then I brought up her sister again and she freaked out really bad and told me to leave and I told her I'm too drunk to let me sleep off my drunk and I'll leave in a couple hours. So basically her, and her sister, and her neighbor came in and were trying to yank the comforter off my naked body and kicking me.
The neighbor girl called the cops and I was like Oh shit, and got my clothes on and ran out to my car, i was driving out of the complex when the cops caught me right there. And they put me in the car and took me to some precinct I've never been before and I was all freaking out because the cop that put me in his car said that she said I forced her to give me a bj. And on the computer in the car it said i was being detained for sexual assault.
Anyways they put me in this room (they didn't "book me") and took my cellphone and some really sexy detective came in and she was asking me why did I go over to her house, and I told her the entire story but leaving out the part about taking valium and drinking (at this point i was so freaked out I sobered up real quick) and basically just told her I was there to get some ass.
They ent up driving me back to my car and told me to never contact that girl again. So i deleted her number. Like maybe 5 days I get a call and I'm like "hello who is this??" and it was that girl and she was crying and she was like "DOOoougg!!!"
and I said you shouldn't be calling me and hung up on her. I guess I got lucky cause they probably could of spun that easily in their manner.
Holy shit you handled this horribly. You're lucky. One step crazier and she might've pursued the sexual assault lie. She had witnesses too.
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2017-01-25 at 5:57 AM UTC in every time hydro says "chronic pain"
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I actually feel bad for her and dont understand why she lets people get to her so much.
Probably because she's a woman *shrugs*
But seriously people are shitting on her for no reason. I don't blame anybody for not reading this shit but look at some of those injuries
>I have had my feet broken 6 times in my life, with one injury causing the 5th metatrasal to not heal correctly, thus being free floating/the bone did not heal back together in my left foot.
>I have a thoracic aortic aneurysm, and often suffer from angina
>suffered a heart attack in March.
Honestly, she's probably one of the people most qualified to have opiates on this site. Most everybody here is a drug addict of some kind, or at least was. If all she uses is T-PAIN then she's one of the more stable drug addicts here. Those aren't petty injuries.
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2017-01-25 at 5:49 AM UTC in Help Deport MexicansCanada. We have unusual smuggling patterns.
As in previous years, Pakistan remained one
of the primary source/transit countries for
hash destined to Canada in 2009. Of the
9,907 kg seized, approximately 40 percent
originated from Pakistan, the majority of
which can be attributed to a single 4,000
kg seizure from a marine vessel. In a
similar multi-tonne seizure of hash (4,035
kg), a marine shipment originating from
Mozambique/Kenya was seized at the Port
of Montreal. These two seizures accounted
for over 80 percent of the total hash seized in
Canada, giving support to the premise that the marine mode of transportation is the preferred
method for shipping large quantities of hash to Canada. In fact, the majority of hash products
seized in 2009 arrived in Canada via marine shipments at the Ports of Montreal and Halifax;
yet, Toronto Pearson International Airport reported the most seizures. With the exclusion of
these above mentioned seizures, the majority of the hash products seized in 2009 in Canada
originated either from Afghanistan or transited through South Africa
http://publications.gc.ca/collections/collection_2011/grc-rcmp/PS61-14-2009-eng.pdf
Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-01-25T05:52:06.137345+00:00