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Posts by The Self Taught Man

  1. ITT: People act like uncivilized apes to feel better about their own lives. At least make the insults funny, like reject.
  2. no some other girl in manhattan but i insult so many its hard to tell who
  3. is that the God of Selenium?.
  4. Haven't cleaned the bong since last year, when I get the bowl hot the res turns to liquid and It becomes like glue when it cools down again, and gets all over my hands. There is probably several grams of resin built up, who wants it? i will scrape it and mail it all to you. When i lived with a girl I would give her all my res even though I had pounds of indoor lololol.





    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSPdyiLfWlM
  5. then again graffiti is also a class A misdemeanor
  6. they found i had a charge for harassing some female i dont know

    punishable by up to 1 year in jail but also could be by a fine or community service

    will i go to prism?
  7. I really like this keyboard and mouse. The wires are not like normal wires they are thick and not plastic, its like a heavy duty insulated material.

  8. Oh yeah my dog is gonna weigh out a powder and dissolve in some water. What the fuck are you dissolving in water buddy?.
  9. Looks like a good brew, wish I could try it.
  10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imp3Bx9f1ZU
  11. Well I know for damn sure nothing I post is bullshit. Like I said you can only get it if you actually commit to using opiates (I had this same thought when I had heroin and morphine pills on hand). It's not as easy as you think.

    The only other way is to get it from someone, see above ^
  12. Trianglists are the keepers.

  13. Okay lets try this again.

    OHAYO LETS ALL HAVE A GOOD ADVENTURE TOMORROW!!
  14. I'll let you know in about 50 years.
  15. Just go to your moms house and video tape some erotic stuff.
  16. Car bombs when.
  17. I was in there so long I crashed twice, had a short nap (while still holding a packed bowl) and contemplated flushing the entire stash and jumping out the window several times.

    I went in there with half my sanity and when I stepped out I was naked and somehow had a large knife. I wrote GO AWAY PIGS on the window from the steam.

    I had my phone listening to my youtube playlist and I kept thinking various people were outside the door, my grandparents, my co workers, the police, ex girlfriend, etc. So I would play different music based on who I thought was there. Like for the police I played "Fuck the Police" and "Pigs' by cypress hill and I tried to play really vulgar crazy rap for the older folk to maybe scare them away.

    I also hid under the sink and turn the light off, move the shower curtain to block me and put a blanket over me because I swear to god I saw something in the window. I Thought someone was ransacking my house while I was trapped in the closet and I'm like "FUCK IT!, TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST QUIT MAKING SO MUCH NOISE!"

    This was the high point of my entire life.
  18. Originally posted by Anal Scratch Hemorrage Anxiogenic- generates axiety. I have too much anxiety.

    I had an anxiety disorder and they told me stop using caffeine, smoking weed and drinking and do cognitive behavioral therapy and SSRI's.
  19. The fuck
  20. Also I could make a double taco at home easily, just make a taco and place a soft shell outside with cheese in between and broil it for 1min.

    I think my home cooked quasadillas are the shit, I might have posted pics once. Its one of the greatest pleasures to cook/eat
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