ITT: People act like uncivilized apes to feel better about their own lives. At least make the insults funny, like reject.
no some other girl in manhattan but i insult so many its hard to tell who
is that the God of Selenium?.
then again graffiti is also a class A misdemeanor
they found i had a charge for harassing some female i dont know
punishable by up to 1 year in jail but also could be by a fine or community service
will i go to prism?
2017-01-25 at 5:08 AM UTC
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I once gave my dogs pepsi.
Oh yeah my dog is gonna weigh out a powder and dissolve in some water. What the fuck are you dissolving in water buddy?.
Looks like a good brew, wish I could try it.
2017-01-25 at 5:05 AM UTC
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doctor shopping suboxone
Well I know for damn sure nothing I post is bullshit. Like I said you can only get it if you actually commit to using opiates (I had this same thought when I had heroin and morphine pills on hand). It's not as easy as you think.
The only other way is to get it from someone, see above ^
2017-01-25 at 4:59 AM UTC
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Live Laugh Love
Okay lets try this again.
OHAYO LETS ALL HAVE A GOOD ADVENTURE TOMORROW!!
I'll let you know in about 50 years.
Just go to your moms house and video tape some erotic stuff.
I was in there so long I crashed twice, had a short nap (while still holding a packed bowl) and contemplated flushing the entire stash and jumping out the window several times.
I went in there with half my sanity and when I stepped out I was naked and somehow had a large knife. I wrote GO AWAY PIGS on the window from the steam.
I had my phone listening to my youtube playlist and I kept thinking various people were outside the door, my grandparents, my co workers, the police, ex girlfriend, etc. So I would play different music based on who I thought was there. Like for the police I played "Fuck the Police" and "Pigs' by cypress hill and I tried to play really vulgar crazy rap for the older folk to maybe scare them away.
I also hid under the sink and turn the light off, move the shower curtain to block me and put a blanket over me because I swear to god I saw something in the window. I Thought someone was ransacking my house while I was trapped in the closet and I'm like "FUCK IT!, TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST QUIT MAKING SO MUCH NOISE!"
This was the high point of my entire life.
Also I could make a double taco at home easily, just make a taco and place a soft shell outside with cheese in between and broil it for 1min.
I think my home cooked quasadillas are the shit, I might have posted pics once. Its one of the greatest pleasures to cook/eat