Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-07 at 7:50 AM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HampTheToker You have to give him props, though. CF is pretty damn convincing when he puts a little effort into it.

   
   Kek do u remember our gaming PC troll? Even Lenny got sucked in and thought I was genuinely white knighting Nurse Birdy.
2. 2017-02-07 at 7:46 AM UTC in Do you steal?
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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby When I worked at the pizza shop dowtown, I stole, aaaaalll the time I would eat pizzia and pasta and not ring it up with my employee discount, and I did it just because my boss was an an asshole. Then I started stealing from the register when it was really busy and I was at the register.
   
   During sxsw I stacked up about 100 real quick then asked to go on a cig break and cut it out after that. Then at the company meeting when they asked if we had any questions I brought up how we were shorted on our checks (they didn't like that) and they quit holding company meetings because their idiots

   
   Jesus christ you're an idiot.
3. 2017-02-07 at 7:44 AM UTC in Do you steal?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny This, shoplifting is probably the worst risk/reward ratio of any crime people commit for money. Being an assassin is probably less risky given the relative payouts

   
   Lol, no it's not. Shoplifting is usually just a ticket or a week or so in jail. I'm not saying its good to have on your record, but being caught assassinating people for money will totally ruin your life forever. Expect at least a decade in prison, and that's generous. Good luck getting a job after prison when your background check comes back saying that you were a fucking assassin.
4. 2017-02-07 at 7:41 AM UTC in Isnt gravity just a density specific feild?
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   Shut the fuck up already.
5. 2017-02-07 at 7:41 AM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny This kids is what we call "trolling"

   
   Shhhh. Let's see the transmitter.
6. 2017-02-07 at 7:34 AM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by snab_snib i'm guessing this stuff doesn't really go bad, so i'll be getting 40 16oz water bottles, and making 40 servings, and lining them up in a grid in my fridge. i might actually divide the tub into 31 portions or however many days in a month there are using a scale and a calculator.

   
   It doesn't go bad but I actually think that takes away one of my favourite parts of the product, I.e. that it is a powder. That means they aren't shipping you water, and you can keep those 40 servings without the need for much storage space. The way I personally do it is that I just make my next serving after I'm done with one, and leave the shaker cup in the fridge.
   
   Plus you can never be too sure with water and pathogens. I don't trust any water based stuff I make at home to stay good for a month unless I've personally boiled the water before it goes in. Just seems like a good idea to put fresh water in every time you want a drink.
   
   Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-02-07T07:37:24.728804+00:00
7. 2017-02-07 at 7:31 AM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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   Originally posted by Lanny I like how this thread somehow actually got a product sold.

   
   Lol, you know that's actually funny. I don't actually have any connection to G Fuel aside from being a satisfied customer... But my line of work is actually advertising, and I guess you can't just "turn it off" :P
8. 2017-02-07 at 7:22 AM UTC in whats a good website for buying really simple clothing online
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   Originally posted by Lanny I thought it was a gimmick at first but the Hanes t-shirts I got without a tag a while back are super comfy, like not just the tag thing (which is nice) but just nice soft material that's been pretty durable so far.

   
   If I'm not wrong, you're talking about their X-temp shirts, right?
   
   https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00KBZT9ZQ/
   
   Because I agree, no tag and probably the best in terms of comfort and quality, specially for hot environment dwelling niggas like ourselves.
9. 2017-02-07 at 7:17 AM UTC in Super Bowl LI Discussion thread
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   I prefer Nuke to Cobblestone
10. 2017-02-07 at 7:16 AM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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    Oh and pro tip:
    
    Each tub comes with a scoop that looks like this:
    
    
    
    The serving size itself is only the cylindrical portion.
    
    The "conical" portion is only present to help you scoop in more without spilling what is already inside. Don't fill the scoop above the cylindrical portion.
    
    You are a smart kid so I probably didn't need to tell you this but you wouldn't believe the amount of retarded shit you hear as a result of the scoop, like "GFUEL DOESN'T DISSOLVE PROPERLY AND LEAVES GRAINS, LIKE LOW QUALITY TANG" or "I ONLY GOT 30 SERVINGS?!?!?" or "WHAT HAPPEN 2 NO CRAESH?"... No shit idiot, you're putting too much into the cup...
11. 2017-02-07 at 7:08 AM UTC in benzoes and amphetamine base effect on autists
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    I have extreme insensitivity to amphetamines
    
    Not much for benzos though
12. 2017-02-07 at 7:07 AM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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    Originally posted by snab_snib alright, cool. amazon has tubs for 27 dollars as opposed to gfuels 35.
    
    
    i've gotta try FaZeberry for sure.

    
    One thing is that G Fuel almost always has promo codes you can find to use on their website. I think one that works right now for 30% off is "ELEAGUE", which brings the price in line with Amazon.
    
    Also again, note that they give you a "free" shaker cup if you order from their site, which is very useful, but you can buy one on Amazon as well, and the Gamma Labs site has kind of pricey shipping.
    
    Amazon has one with a weird gorilla on it that's $12, and dank Faze ones and shit for $20.
    
    So depending on the shipping and promo codes available, it might be cheaper from Amazon or the Gamma Labs site for your first purchase. So just weigh up both options. You definitely want their shaker cup, the shaker component works great and they're good quality, plus they are very convenient for easily making a serving.
    
    But after your first purchase, I don't think there is a reason not to use Amazon, unless you want another cup.
13. 2017-02-07 at 6:35 AM UTC in ohhhhhhh
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    EYL
14. 2017-02-07 at 6:33 AM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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    Also, pro tip: for your subsequent purchases, consider buying off Amazon. With a subscription (which you can cancel) the price comes out to be about the same, and the shipping from G Fuel's own site is like $10+, and slower than Amazon. So unless you just want a "free" shaker cup every time, I think Amazon is probably the way to go.
15. 2017-02-07 at 6:31 AM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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    Some of their flavours have a certain bitter/sour undertone that isn't strictly bad but might not be desirable to some people (it's fine with me). The one I currently have is pink lemonade, and it has that undertone, but I think the flavour is fine. If you don't mind it, Faze Berry is good as well. Blue Ice is decent.
    
    If you don't want that and just want a clean, sweet taste then my favourites so far has been tropical rain. Other good flavours I've tried are watermelon, peach mango, and kiwi strawberry.
    
    They're mostly very good. I can't say there is a bad one I've tried yet. There are certainly some that I don't care too much for and won't order again, but they're not bad either. Among them are lemonade, grape, green apple and fruit punch.
16. 2017-02-07 at 6:15 AM UTC in whats a good website for buying really simple clothing online
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    As far as shorts go, I generally buy fewer but high quality pants but my go to brand is Dockers. They're excellent for the price.
17. 2017-02-07 at 6:13 AM UTC in whats a good website for buying really simple clothing online
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    Yes I've ordered those Gildan shirts before, they're pretty good. The important thing is that they aren't those shitty, thin, flimsy tees that tear, stretch and disintegrate easily and feel uncomfortable.
    
    Be warned, they run a little "slim", so if you are overweight or something, they might show your muffin top off and be uncomfortable. I don't have a belly and the ones I bought in my normal size still sit fitted on my middle, so I order Gildans 1 size up to be comfortable in this humid weather.
18. 2017-02-07 at 6:05 AM UTC in The mind is a meat radio.
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    The world is a vampire
19. 2017-02-07 at 6:04 AM UTC in ohhhhhhh
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    what a lovely fuckin day
    and there are still glass pieces in my face
    youre so far from me now
    dont tell me it wont hurt
    i found it without your fate on my face
    its so black and its cold and oh no
    high forever squad 66sheshty chest
    and outside in the rain are my shoes my dear
    don't let the creatures of the night taste your fear
    
    ive arrived at the port too many days late
    and i wait for your brain and i wit for you
    youre not here for me i hear
    im not here for you dear
    
    sORT OF STOLeen FRom a SoNg SORT OF
20. 2017-02-07 at 5:56 AM UTC in Heres a way I thought of to launder money.
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    It's good for a one off or something but the IRS will buttsex you if you try to be too clever.
    
    The best way to launder large amounts is still to simply set up a cash business.