Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-07 at 6:51 PM UTC in Slowly poisoning my neighbors
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   Hi I have been pumping carbon monoxide into my neighbors baby's room, last night they told me he had permanent brain damage. I really intended to kill the parents, but I think they were already brain damaged before I pumped in CO.
2. 2017-02-07 at 6:49 PM UTC in living inside my own computer simulation
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   This would finally be possible
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0
3. 2017-02-07 at 6:48 PM UTC in Finally, a decent abortion law
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   Originally posted by reject But nobody should be allowed to kill someone else's child without their permission

   
   I disagree. We should all be allowed to kill children. It would help the overpopulation problem a lot. They should sell hunting tags on Indian and African kids, pay $20,000 to shoot a defective child, money goes to taking care of the normal/good ones.
   
   They do the same things for rhinos, it would work for other animals.
4. 2017-02-07 at 6:46 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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   wat
5. 2017-02-07 at 6:35 PM UTC in Finally, a decent abortion law
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   But nobody should be allowed to kill someone else's child without their permission
6. 2017-02-07 at 6:34 PM UTC in living inside my own computer simulation
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   What are the specs of the human body?
   
   Like what's our eye resolution, memory capacity, RAM amount, CPU speed of brain etc etc
7. 2017-02-07 at 6:32 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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   Not if you only get caught for 1
8. 2017-02-07 at 6:18 PM UTC in Finally, a decent abortion law
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   Originally posted by reject Why?

   
   Because nobody should tell anyone not to keep a tumor in their stomach for like 9 months, which will go from leeching off their body to leeching off society.
9. 2017-02-07 at 6:17 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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   Originally posted by reject The key is to not get caught, and quit when you do.
   
   I'll happily take a simple caution for like 70 litres of vodka

   
   70 litres of Vodka (lets say grey goose) = $2100 = grand larceny
10. 2017-02-07 at 6:10 PM UTC in The mind is a meat radio.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I'm sure it was something funny tasting. Honk.

    
    The intent was great but the execution of the joke missed the mark. You should have gone with something like "But whatever it was, I bet it tasted funny"
11. 2017-02-07 at 6:04 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why would I be upset? The idea that shoplifting is a show of power is retarded; that's why people get arrested when they get caught. That's why criminals hide it. I'm offering a perfectly reasonable, objective reason why it's detrimental to the individuals partaking in it.
    
    So why have I upset you to the point of abandoning reason?

    
    The key is to not get caught, and quit when you do.
    
    I'll happily take a simple caution for like 70 litres of vodka
12. 2017-02-07 at 6 PM UTC in Finally, a decent abortion law
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    Why?
13. 2017-02-07 at 5:28 PM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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    Originally posted by CEV CF stop shilling

    
    I should be getting paid for this shit for sure, but I'm not lol.
14. 2017-02-07 at 5:27 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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    Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle I work at a shitty goodwill taking donations. Everyday i swallow my pride like a big dirty load of cum taking shit from donaters and my managers.

    
    Why don't you use this as motivation to improve your financial standing, and obtain the things you like through legitimate means? I mean I come from a poor ass family, and I've never shoplifted a damn thing in my life. I just buy what I want.
    
    What Malice said about doing whatever you want and no one can stop you... That's actually true for me. I have the money to do almost anything I desire, and I don't have to risk getting beaten and humiliated by security when I'm caught stealing an iFag 8.
    
    https://youtu.be/FmrLX4GmVhk
15. 2017-02-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in Weapons and Meth forum
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    I havent been homeless all year.
16. 2017-02-07 at 5:14 PM UTC in living inside my own computer simulation
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    Infinite simulations compiling independently
17. 2017-02-07 at 5:13 PM UTC in Finally, a decent abortion law
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    I think it should be 100% her choice.
18. 2017-02-07 at 5:13 PM UTC in Do you steal?
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    I used to steal from highschool kids.
19. 2017-02-07 at 5:12 PM UTC in The mind is a meat radio.
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    Originally posted by mmQ What if the 3 people are blindfolded and the door numbers are switched?

    
    Then you can't tell what the clown's mother had for breakfast last Wednesday
20. 2017-02-07 at 5:11 PM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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    CF stop shilling