Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2017-02-07 at 5:11 PM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.
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   Do meth they will get bored of watching you.
2. 2017-02-07 at 5:10 PM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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   Looks like that Superbowl halftime show really got to you
3. 2017-02-07 at 5:08 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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   Guifenisen is like a miracle drug it does everything. Its like cough and cold on CRACK. It has expectorant and muscle relaxant properties and interacts well with other medicines
   
   RS)-3-(2-methoxyphenoxy)propane-1,2-diol
   
   Also you might be able to make drugs from it
4. 2017-02-07 at 5:03 PM UTC in living inside my own computer simulation
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   if nerves use signals to communicate thought, then sentience is already an electrical simulation existing inside someone. there energies could probably be use to create animals and deities out of computer monitors once the brain gets mapped a bit more and electrodes are connecting the brainwaves to take away all the energy. we only experience our own neurotransmitter soup and no one else's, you've probably just heard them wrong. if the code of life is in the DNA that means everything is predetermined by existence itself to bloom from millions of miles away in different directions.
5. 2017-02-07 at 4:31 PM UTC in The mind is a meat radio.
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   Originally posted by Open Your Mind The important thing to understand is that probabilism is about "knowledge" or lack there-of (epistemic) and determinism is about causes "existing" (ontic)…and it's important not to confuse the epistemic as being ontic.
   
   Imagine, if you will, three doors (doors A, B, and C). You know for 100% fact that a gold bar is behind one of the doors and donkeys are behind the other two, you just have no idea which door the gold or donkeys are behind. You have a 1/3 chance of opening the gold bar door if you could only pick one. Sarah, another person, however, knows that door C has a donkey, but she doesn’t know if the gold is behind A or B. Unlike you, she has a 50% chance of picking the gold bar door. Another person, Billy, however, knows that door A and door C have the donkey, so he knows 100% that B has the gold bar (as he knows a gold bar is behind one of the doors that doesn’t have a donkey).
   
   The probabilities differ based not on the probabilities being “actual” but rather the knowledge the person possesses. The assessment of a 1/3rd probability or 50% probability are simply in the heads of the individuals (you and Sarah) who do not have the full knowledge that Billy has.
   
   The probabilities aren’t something that actually “exist” in reality, other than existing as a thought in a brain. The gold bar doesn’t really have a 1/3rd chance of being behind any door, in reality it is 100% behind door B, as Billy happens to know.

   
   You have retardedly mangled the Monty Hall problem into an unrecognisable mess, and your setup does not lead to your conclusion. The probabilities completely exist, but they are a concept meant to quantify your chances of getting the right answer in the absence of information regarding what is behind a given door.
6. 2017-02-07 at 4:24 PM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.
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   Originally posted by greenplastic lol how? It's no secret CF has been coming around for years making threads about bullshit precisely like this one. It clearly isn't trolling, as there's no reason anyone would get upset if he was actually under some sort of investigation. So tell me, if trolling isn't the motive, what is your motive?

   
   It's not a matter of directly getting anyone upset. The point isn't "wow, Captain Falcon is being gang stalked. I love Captain Falcon and this makes me upset because he doesn't deserve it". The objective is generally one of two things:
   
   1. There are a lot of people who think they are above being fooled and take this (and themselves) too seriously. Taking these people for a ride and then dropping the truth on them generally generates initial butthurt, then immense luls, then in the long run either permanently un-jams their head from their ass (I.e. they stop being super cereal about themselves), because of the fact of having been japed on.
   
   2. There are people who are more willing to believe and don't take everything so seriously and cynically, and they get a cool bit of writing and a laugh out of it at the end of the day, no harm, no foul. The pleasure is derived from taking then for a ride, then having a laugh at the end.
   
   So don't take this shit too seriously.
7. 2017-02-07 at 4:15 PM UTC in Pepsi makes some great tasting sodas/drinks.
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   Originally posted by Number13 Off topic but would you make a thread on what to watch out for in advertising, sometimes they're obviously trying to fuck you but others are more subtle.

   
   To be perfectly straight with you, I have literally zero formal training or education pertaining to advertising.
   
   I'm excellent at creative copywriting and directing because it's simply my natural talent, and I have a natural business acumen that has allowed me to create and expand my business... But I went to college for software engineering (and I literally never worked in that field, I simply don't enjoy it).
   
   I only have a lot of self education and experience in advertising; I read books, dissect project documents from big money ad campaigns and so on. So I could probably give you some answers, but I think a smarty pants advertising major could probably tell you those raw concepts better than I could.
8. 2017-02-07 at 3:54 PM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.
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   lol how? It's no secret CF has been coming around for years making threads about bullshit precisely like this one. It clearly isn't trolling, as there's no reason anyone would get upset if he was actually under some sort of investigation. So tell me, if trolling isn't the motive, what is your motive?
9. 2017-02-07 at 3:52 PM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.
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   Originally posted by greenplastic I wouldn't call it trolling..it's more along the lines of attention whoring.

   
   Some1 madd
10. 2017-02-07 at 2:24 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
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    Clandestine 4fma when
11. 2017-02-07 at 2:18 PM UTC in I'm actually under government surveillance.
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    I wouldn't call it trolling..it's more along the lines of attention whoring.
12. 2017-02-07 at 1:54 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    Oh man being sick is like superhuman. Having a fever allows you to embrace extreme cold at the cost of energy and performance
13. 2017-02-07 at 1:46 PM UTC in Finally, a decent abortion law
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    http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/07/women-who-want-an-abortion-face-needing-the-fathers-written-consent-6432247/
    
    Damn right the mother should have the fathers permission if she's going to kill his child. I don't even know why this wasn't statutory from the get-go regarding abortions
14. 2017-02-07 at 1:14 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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    Originally posted by bling bling how cn u use meth alout buyt molly will damage u and if u keep hitting it it wares out

    
    I used meth for years for no problem, I binged on molly for months and it was horrible and gave me bad headaches
15. 2017-02-07 at 1:11 PM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
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    Snorting is for pussies
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEZc7wcfkA&
16. 2017-02-07 at 12:01 PM UTC in I love my Crouton
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Darin bush's nephew is a huuuuge Crouton supporter you can go into his book store and he will give you a shot

    
    Nancy Pelosi's son is too, evidently
    
    At least she ended up being good for something
17. 2017-02-07 at 11:59 AM UTC in Speedway Gas Stations are great.
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    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Qt is better

    
    And the one by my house has a bunch of androgynous women working there. The manager must be a lesbian lol
    
    I'm almost positive that at least one of them is a man though
18. 2017-02-07 at 11:58 AM UTC in Speedway Gas Stations are great.
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    Qt is better
19. 2017-02-07 at 11:26 AM UTC in Weapons and Meth forum
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    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Meth goes in oral indulgence

    
    For people who don't just do it and live under cardboard shelters behind movie theaters lolz
20. 2017-02-07 at 11:21 AM UTC in I can lose weight faster than you!
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    Meth is great for depression but you look like shit. And it's funny because you think you are more handsome than ever...and it's really only great before you start to build up a tolerance. If you keep it to like 1 month binges and only snorting it you will be ok.