Do you steal?

2017-02-07 at 8:17 AM UTC

#21

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^uh no im not a faggot

2017-02-07 at 8:18 AM UTC

#22

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Your loss m8

2017-02-07 at 8:22 AM UTC

#23

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Your loss m8

not really m8 theres tons of porn out there and I only watch a certain kind when I do.

2017-02-07 at 8:29 AM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby not really m8 theres tons of porn out there and I only watch a certain kind when I do.

My tumblr subs deliver the exact, specific porn i like in a delicious, ordered fashion. There's literally a thousand accounts for every single link you can think of.

As I said, try it. You don't even need to make an account. Just Google whatever porn you want followed by "tumblr", then follow the links.

2017-02-07 at 8:31 AM UTC

#25

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^more power too you. but tumblr actually is lacking what im into.

2017-02-07 at 8:38 AM UTC

#26

Malice Naturally Camouflaged

Originally posted by Captain Falcon The existence and prevalence of petty shoplifting in the western world in this day and age is genuinely a saddening phenomenon to me. Like it honestly hurts my heart.

So many things have to go wrong for someone to think it's not only morally okay, but also a good idea in general to risk

You're goddamn right motherfucker, it's called not being indoctrinated by Islam. We're so beta we can do whatever the hell we want, no one has the power to stop us.

2017-02-07 at 8:46 AM UTC

#27

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^more power too you. but tumblr actually is lacking what im into.

Unless what you're looking for is illegal, I find that hard to believe. But oh well, different strokes I guess.

2017-02-07 at 8:47 AM UTC

#28

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Malice You're goddamn right motherfucker, it's called not being indoctrinated by Islam. We're so beta we can do whatever the hell we want, no one has the power to stop us.

Yeah sounds good until a 300 lb security nigger elbows you in the face and makes you talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life

2017-02-07 at 8:49 AM UTC

#29

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

2017-02-07 at 8:52 AM UTC

#30

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yeah sounds good until a 300 lb security nigger elbows you in the face and makes you talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your life

you sound upset

2017-02-07 at 9 AM UTC

#31

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I will never not advocating lifting from Walmart

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kroz

2017-02-07 at 9:14 AM UTC

#32

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby you sound upset

Not really.

2017-02-07 at 9:17 AM UTC

#33

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Not really.

yes you are, you're extremely self righteous as well

2017-02-07 at 9:40 AM UTC

#34

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes you are, you're extremely self righteous as well

Why would I be upset? The idea that shoplifting is a show of power is retarded; that's why people get arrested when they get caught. That's why criminals hide it. I'm offering a perfectly reasonable, objective reason why it's detrimental to the individuals partaking in it.

So why have I upset you to the point of abandoning reason?

2017-02-07 at 9:48 AM UTC

#35

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

here in murica we cut off peoples hands that steal

2017-02-07 at 11:11 AM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon There is this gay as fuck "lifting" subculture now where shitty negresses on Tumblr boast about how they shoplifted make up and fashion items. Like really bitch? Do you have no self respect? Are you really going to lower yourself to pilfering some shitty $15 Maybelline lipstick?

Could you give the link? I used to love the zoklet shoplifting thread. There was this girl who would get into shit like every day. Running from LP's and everything. It's sad it's not around anymore.

I don't shoplift anymore either though.

2017-02-07 at 1:27 PM UTC

#37

Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman

I work at a shitty goodwill taking donations. Everyday i swallow my pride like a big dirty load of cum taking shit from donaters and my managers. The cool thing about the job is i go through cool shit all day. You never know what your going to find. Ive stolen a ridiculous amount of stuff from there..technically there donations so its not like stealing. If i need...(want) something sayy a guitar or double a batteries..or a specific book withina month ill usually get it from a donation. A month ago i found a gold rolex worth 15 grand!

2017-02-07 at 5:13 PM UTC

#38

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I used to steal from highschool kids.

2017-02-07 at 5:27 PM UTC

#39

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Sir slappy the sea turtle I work at a shitty goodwill taking donations. Everyday i swallow my pride like a big dirty load of cum taking shit from donaters and my managers.

Why don't you use this as motivation to improve your financial standing, and obtain the things you like through legitimate means? I mean I come from a poor ass family, and I've never shoplifted a damn thing in my life. I just buy what I want.

What Malice said about doing whatever you want and no one can stop you... That's actually true for me. I have the money to do almost anything I desire, and I don't have to risk getting beaten and humiliated by security when I'm caught stealing an iFag 8.

https://youtu.be/FmrLX4GmVhk

2017-02-07 at 6:04 PM UTC

#40

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why would I be upset? The idea that shoplifting is a show of power is retarded; that's why people get arrested when they get caught. That's why criminals hide it. I'm offering a perfectly reasonable, objective reason why it's detrimental to the individuals partaking in it.

So why have I upset you to the point of abandoning reason?

The key is to not get caught, and quit when you do.

I'll happily take a simple caution for like 70 litres of vodka

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