Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2015-09-22 at 3:07 AM UTC in "Welcome to Zoklet!"
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Something, something.. not scared… something.. shut your yap hole.. something.

   Something something turnip...
2. 2015-09-22 at 3:04 AM UTC in Do you use Chrome?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
   
   A Chinese browser
   
   Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
3. 2015-09-22 at 2:59 AM UTC in Nice website
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   shut it rodent lol

   Or what?
4. 2015-09-22 at 2 AM UTC in I'm dressing up as an axe murdere for halloween.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   A cunning plan.
5. 2015-09-22 at 1:59 AM UTC in Nice website
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Totse is dead, M'kay!
6. 2015-09-22 at 12:54 AM UTC in Common denominator among totse/zoklet/NiS users.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   can it beaver

   
7. 2015-09-22 at 12:51 AM UTC in It's 13:37 my time currently.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   i prefer alovera beaver man

   
8. 2015-09-22 at 12:48 AM UTC in I'm dressing up as an axe murdere for halloween.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So I guess your moving to Russia on 01NOV15?
9. 2015-09-22 at 12:10 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Malice with your brain you could go far.
10. 2015-09-22 at 12:07 AM UTC in more starter fluid trip reports
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i did that once when i was like 16, it was really strong. i was looking down on my body which was sitting there on a bench thing then the grass started growing in these mario powerup bursts and i could hear a bunch of static and popping noises. then i had a really bad headache and felt dirty
11. 2015-09-21 at 11:42 PM UTC in What are you on?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    booze before and grass and all that rhyming shit i can never remember

    
    Grass before beer you're in the clear, beer before grass you're on your ass?
12. 2015-09-21 at 11:40 PM UTC in What are you on?
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    2 litres of 7% beer, so umm 14ml of alcohol if my maths is correct.
13. 2015-09-21 at 11:37 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    A gay man or a straight man? Because if it's the former tell her she's going to need to practice taking it up the ass.
    
    Hmm, actually, imagine if you manipulated her by genuinely trying to seem like you wanted to help her decide whether this was what she really wanted, help her transition. You could suggest she meet with you in private and dress up as a man. Then, of course, that would lead to pretending to have gay sex.
    
    Imagine how good the taboo would make the experience. Or at the very least it give you a hilarious memory for the rest of your life.

    
    That's genius, I'm going to suggest it now. I'm already doing the manipulation bit by pretending I want to help her when really it's just amusing me.
14. 2015-09-21 at 11:07 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Does this make you gay in spirit? IDK.

    
    Nah she's just fucked up and lying, she's desperate for attention so I told her I can get her steroids if she wants to make her more manly.
15. 2015-09-21 at 10:38 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My crazy ass ex is telling me she's transgender and a man trapped in a woman's body LOL.
16. 2015-09-21 at 7:39 PM UTC in more starter fluid trip reports
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    put starter fluid in a bag. Added water shook and extracted diethyl ether (Not recommended because a small amount of some chemicals do stay in)
    Now the fun part. I put it in a rag and huffed. I started to feel pounding on the sides of my head not in a unpleasant way. After about 2 minutes of huffing it i was transported into the teleportation of demensions. I saw the portal of demensions which was little green pacmen like things that would sing in strange languages. It was morphing around. I came out of it 8 minutes later and was coming down and feeling sedated. 7/10 would do again.
    
    One time i was huffing it outta starting fluid and all of a sudden i turned into into a playing card like a ace or king that had an eagle printed on it and then as the eagle i flew off the card and sat down. Didnt last long n i smelled like starting fluid
17. 2015-09-21 at 7:20 PM UTC in **OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS POEMS AND RAMBLINGS THREAD**
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    again i'll say it again, quiet rodent

    Or what?
18. 2015-09-21 at 7:08 PM UTC in **OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS POEMS AND RAMBLINGS THREAD**
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    quiet rodent

    
    HA
19. 2015-09-21 at 6:47 PM UTC in **OFFICIAL RANDOM THOUGHTS POEMS AND RAMBLINGS THREAD**
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    if cotton candy tasted like ossuposums people wouldn't eat them as much

    If more kids came out like you people wouldn't let them live as much.
20. 2015-09-21 at 6:43 PM UTC in I'm gonna' move to Russia.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Why didn't you say so.

    I did, twice...